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It's a perfectly innocent item created by Mother Nature herself. (The slut.)
(Thanks to CoastRaven)
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It's a perfectly innocent item created by Mother Nature herself. (The slut.)
(Thanks to CoastRaven)
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How sad is your s*x life if you have to grow your own peppers to "spice it up"?
Posted by: Somewhere North | February 27, 2006 at 01:34 PM
Doc, it really burns when I pee...
Posted by: Drew | February 27, 2006 at 01:35 PM
CoastRaven! Congrats on getting your Peter Piper pecker pepper posted!
Posted by: KDFgirl | February 27, 2006 at 01:35 PM
Ladies - I recommend you NOT use these as "genuine male substitutes"! Just sayin.
*does the "I got posted" happy dance*
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 27, 2006 at 01:36 PM
*HUGE SNORK* for judis "fine" print!!!!
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 27, 2006 at 01:37 PM
*snork* at KDFgirl and disgusted smirk at CoastRaven!
But congrats to Coast for getting posted no matter how low you had to sink to achieve your goal!!! :-)
Posted by: Eleanor | February 27, 2006 at 01:37 PM
sure it's small, but the burning sensation makes up for it
Posted by: TCK | February 27, 2006 at 01:38 PM
I thought judi was mother nature
Posted by: TCK | February 27, 2006 at 01:39 PM
Thanks for the well wishes all - the scary part is that these are SEEDS (the guy has multiple auctions going)... someone engineered these things to grow like this!!
& *snork* @ KDFgirl - you naughty thing!
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 27, 2006 at 01:43 PM
*Well children, with all the education funding cutbacks and in the interests of seeing if we could get away with it, we have decided to merge horticulture with s*x education. Here - plant these seeds."
Posted by: Somewhere North | February 27, 2006 at 01:48 PM
... um ... first we plow, then we plant ... ?
... nah, I got ... um ... nevermind ...
Posted by: U.O | February 27, 2006 at 01:52 PM
Special Poppers on tonight's appetizer menu......
Posted by: Blue Meanie | February 27, 2006 at 02:04 PM
It was twenty years ago today
That p*n*s peppers made their grand entree
Their shape though not their size
Brings tears to many women's eyes
So let me introduce the food
And remind you to spit out the seeds
For p*n*s peppers breeding parts are bad!
Yes, p*n*s peppers breeding parts are bad
Our colors come in green or red
Yes, p*n*s peepers breeding parts are bad
Swallow and you'll end up dead!
P*n*s peppers breeding
P*n*s peppers breeding
P*n*s peppers breeding ...parts.. are bad!!!
Posted by: insomniac | February 27, 2006 at 02:13 PM
turn my back on you guys for a minute and this is what you guys come up with. WAY TO GO COAST!
i notice these are "..bred for fun".
Posted by: crossgirl | February 27, 2006 at 02:16 PM
*snork* at insom
Posted by: cyaneyed | February 27, 2006 at 02:20 PM
I notice that these sort of things are not so rare anymore, since people have actually gotten money for them on eBay....
Posted by: Kathy P. | February 27, 2006 at 02:21 PM
Don't ya wanna be a pepper, too? (No.)
Posted by: PeaceEtc | February 27, 2006 at 02:24 PM
That'll teach me to ignore the warnings.
Posted by: J who (is at work) | February 27, 2006 at 02:25 PM
insom - there are no cobwebs in the corners of your mind - you scare the spiders! (& I mean that in the best way!) *snork*
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 27, 2006 at 02:38 PM
It was love at first glans.
Posted by: Bill | February 27, 2006 at 02:51 PM
So if it's that hot it probably won't need it's own knitted cozy, right?
Posted by: ScottMGS | February 27, 2006 at 03:15 PM
Who should I snork at? So many to choose from!
I'm betting that's one type of pepper plant we won't be selling at the greenhouse this summer. But if we did, I bet it would bring in a lot of money. And perverted gardeners.
Posted by: Bumble | February 27, 2006 at 03:49 PM
I think it would sting if inserted.. oops, did I just say that out loud??
*zips out*
Posted by: Eleanor | February 27, 2006 at 04:00 PM
True story (AND on topic) - Back before I met my then future ex wife (read it again, it will make sense), I was making a weekend project out of creating a batch of chili (which it HAS to be if you wanna make it right). So I am soaking the beans - cutting the green and red peppers, onions, jalapeños, habaneras etc – well, I SWEAR I had washed and scrubbed and sandblasted my hands, but later on when I was getting a bit – umm – intimate with my lady it seems there was still a bit of the oil left on my hands… I can’t remember her words verbatim, but they included the words stop and NOW in there somewhere. It was a good laugh later on in the evening, but not so much at the time. Policy from then on was no foreplay for twenty-four hours on chili making weekends.
(I tell this story because there are so many stories that cause the guys to cross their legs in imagined agony - its only fair)
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 27, 2006 at 04:16 PM
I thot I just heard say somethin' about "inserted" somethin' "stinging" ...
Stinging Insertions wbagnfarb?
(Depends upon where it's inserted, I would guess ... merely sayin' ...)
Posted by: U.O | February 27, 2006 at 04:17 PM
Would be kind of fun to dry a bunch and hang them in the kitchen.
Imagine the comments from company. "Er, are those real?" "Wow, do they plump when you cook them?" "Ummm, where did you get them?"
Posted by: Hanna | February 27, 2006 at 04:51 PM
chuckle - yeah Hanna - gives a whole new meaning to having a "shrunken head" collection.
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 27, 2006 at 04:53 PM
Nursery rhyme for 2010: Drum roll please . . .
Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peckers :-)
Posted by: herb | February 27, 2006 at 05:08 PM
I saw a lolly-pop like this when I lived in Japan during one of their holidays. Some kid had it.
Posted by: Dr. Doug | February 27, 2006 at 06:05 PM
"shrunken head" collection.
Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peckers
Double snorks for CoastR and herb
Posted by: daisymae | February 27, 2006 at 07:56 PM
Dr. Peter Pepper... http://uebb.cs.tu-berlin.de/~pepper/
Posted by: Poop "Da Popp" Dogg | February 27, 2006 at 08:58 PM