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earwax contains pheromones? sounds like a new perfume ingredient to me!
Posted by: insomniac | January 29, 2006 at 07:32 PM
Insom...are you thinking of ambergris?
Posted by: daisymae | January 29, 2006 at 07:34 PM
Squidmore!
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 29, 2006 at 07:41 PM
From the 2nd link: "Researchers believe it may have originated to prevent less odor and sweating..."
Ok.
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | January 29, 2006 at 07:48 PM
I guess it don't matter which part of the body the guck appears ... GI tract, ear holes ... um ... wherever ...
Pheromonistical activity is where one finds it ...
Posted by: U.O | January 29, 2006 at 07:51 PM
When I look at all of this fascinating research, I wonder why I didn't stay with the natural science. I too could spend my days playing with earwax. Oh the humanity.
Posted by: KOW | January 29, 2006 at 07:53 PM
"Old octopuses become what we call senescent, or senile, reaching the end of their life. And sometimes their actions are very inappropriate."
Kind of like some old human males I know.
Posted by: Bumble | January 29, 2006 at 08:08 PM
Calvin: Mom, do we have any string?
Calvin's Mom: Sure. What for?
Calvin: A wick. I'm saving all my earwax to make a candle.
Calvin's Mom: Oh, yuck!
Calvin: Could I make a set of crayons?
Posted by: Bumble | January 29, 2006 at 08:10 PM
...looking for a girlfriend....
ROFL LMAO!!
Sounds like a lot of guys I know - they'll hook up with anything if they think they have a chance to score!!
Too funny!
Posted by: Eleanor | January 29, 2006 at 08:34 PM
I personally think this octopus left off the attack after fracturing two of his eight oosiks. Meanwhile, when the researchers downloaded data from the subs onboard computer, they discovered the computer was in a deep funk. When queried about its condition, the computer replied, "He never calls. He never writes. *snif"
Posted by: Stupendous Man | January 29, 2006 at 08:47 PM
Mini-sub: "Eeew.....he was all arms....... He thought he could have his way with me, but I rammed him in the tenticles."
Dave ~ "Please come to Boston for the springtime...."
Posted by: Punkin Poo | January 29, 2006 at 09:21 PM
I guess I should point out that there is a giant octopus that can eat sharks in the NorthWest. IE over near Seattle. They have an aquarium that might have one on display. Behind glass.
Insert your own joke about that here. I don't feel like it.
Posted by: Alfred | January 30, 2006 at 12:31 AM
"I'd like to be
Under the sea,
In an octopus's garden
With you."
Posted by: Mr. Completely | January 30, 2006 at 12:44 AM
"The rare footage, which has just been released, is believed to be the first documented attack of an octopus on a sub."
Not true! I saw "20,000 Leagues Beneath the Sea" decades ago!
Posted by: AlanBoss | January 30, 2006 at 01:48 AM
AlanBoss - That was a giant squid! Wassamatter, can't tell the difference between a giant squid and a giant octopus?
Posted by: Mr. Completely | January 30, 2006 at 02:00 AM
Sesame Street Earwig: "I don't want to live on the Moon"
Verse 2
I'd like to travel under the sea.
I could meet all the fish everywhere.
Yes I'd travel under the sea,
but I don't think I'd like to live there.
Oh I might spend a day there if I had my wish,
but there's not much to do when your friends are all fish.
And an oyster and clam aren't real family,
so I don't want to live in the sea.
Posted by: Bumble | January 30, 2006 at 08:08 AM
Bumble, that's the one Ernie did with Aaron Neville, right?
I am so pathetic.
Posted by: southerngirl | January 30, 2006 at 09:59 AM
"Salmon researchers working on the Brooks Peninsula were shocked last November when an octopus attacked their expensive and sensitive equipment."
They were shocked, I tell you, SHOCKED! I mean, doesn't that octopus REALIZE how expensive and sensitive that expensive and sensitive equipment is!?! What a jerk.
Posted by: Muffles | January 30, 2006 at 11:34 AM
southerngirl~ Yes. Gold star on your forehead. It's not pathetic. Have you heard "Nasty Dan?" Johnny Cash and Oscar the Grouch?
Posted by: Bumble | January 30, 2006 at 12:37 PM
Anyone else click the following link at the bottom of the earwax story?
When a Woman Smells Best
The scent of a woman is more attractive at certain times of the month, suggests a new study that had men sniffing women's armpit odor.
Gets worse from there.
(I know, don't tell me - it's been blogged already, right? If so, sorry. Maybe it's time for me to reserve my own personal geezer bus....)
Posted by: qetzal | January 30, 2006 at 02:44 PM
... um ... no, I'm not gonna say it ...
Posted by: U.O | January 30, 2006 at 07:32 PM
I saw this one on TV last night, how about "Viagra Falls"?!
Posted by: George Bertha | February 23, 2006 at 07:23 PM
The rock bands are wonderfull but you have to think a lot in the band's name becuse It is the image of the group so if the band have a good name It would have a impact in teh fans.
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