TO THOSE WHO CLAIM THEY WOULD EXERCISE THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE IF ONLY THERE WERE ANY HONEST CANDIDATES
You'll need a new excuse.
(Thanks to Rich McGee)
« Previous | Main | Next »
January 13, 2006
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
Verify your Comment
Previewing your Comment
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment
As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.
Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.
One! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | January 13, 2006 at 10:43 AM
Finally, a candidate with outrageous religious leanings that wants to impose them upon the entire nation. Just what we've been waiting for all of these years.
Posted by: djtonyb | January 13, 2006 at 10:43 AM
No, that wasn't 'First', it was the Counting Count . . . ahh, fuhgeddaboutit!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | January 13, 2006 at 10:51 AM
More info here, thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Bill Crider.
Posted by: djtonyb | January 13, 2006 at 10:53 AM
MKJ - Two, Two insane bloggers on this thread, ha ha ha!
Posted by: djtonyb | January 13, 2006 at 10:54 AM
"...he calls the 'Christian God the Father' his 'mortal enemy.'"
Wouldn't that be his immortal enemy?
Posted by: Bumble | January 13, 2006 at 11:01 AM
Grr, I sent this yesterday!
Posted by: pilight | January 13, 2006 at 11:11 AM
He's also none too fond of Jeff - the god of biscuits.
Posted by: Christobol | January 13, 2006 at 11:14 AM
Alas, I do not live in Minnesota and therefore still have no motivation to exercise my right to vote.
And *SNORK*@djtonyb though I think your count of only two insane people is a bit low once you count those who both comment and blog into account.
Posted by: KOW | January 13, 2006 at 11:30 AM
Give it up, dude. You missed your big opportunity in California.
Posted by: Mike "Dr. Mad's Dork" Weasel | January 13, 2006 at 11:51 AM
aren't all politicians blood suckers?
Posted by: crossgirl | January 13, 2006 at 11:58 AM
If he woships Lucifer, why would he kill criminals?
Wouldn't this piss off his supreme deity of choice? I'm afraid this puts him in the same please-the-public, double talking category of every politician before him. What a shame, he might have a good idea with the public impaling of rapists and terrorists.
Posted by: TrillianAstra | January 13, 2006 at 12:01 PM
Thanks, Tony, glad somebody noticed!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 13, 2006 at 12:05 PM
farm subsidies - as long as they give the first-born of every animal to the Dark Lord!
(farmers seeking sacrificial exemptions should fill out form BZLB-123, in their own blood)
the inaugural 'fertility ritual' would be fun, though...
Posted by: insomniac | January 13, 2006 at 12:06 PM
Now, a god of biscuits is something I could get excited about. I wonder what the sacred rituals are....
Posted by: youngtom1314 | January 13, 2006 at 12:08 PM
I GIVE UP!!
Posted by: judi | January 13, 2006 at 12:38 PM
I don't know, guys.. I reckon he'd do okay..
He's aligned with the dark forces before he even gets into power. He'll recognise everyone sitting round the table with him.
Maybe it's worth a vote.. except I don't live in Minnesota.
Even so ... (to quote my dear old Dad) If you don't vote, you can't complain about the guy that gets in.
Posted by: Kafaleni | January 13, 2006 at 12:47 PM
Judi - if you're talking about the credit whining seen on the blog today, don't listen to those Oregonians.
Posted by: Blue Meanie | January 13, 2006 at 12:50 PM
Satanist? I shrug.
Impaler? I could probably go for that.
Vampire? As long as he gets the blood from willing donors.
Nascar Fan? No Freaking Way.
Posted by: mudstuffin | January 13, 2006 at 12:52 PM
Now there's a candidate you can really sink your teeth into!
Posted by: Wikolia | January 13, 2006 at 01:18 PM
seriously, is this any worse than a wrestler?
Posted by: ceeg22 | January 13, 2006 at 01:49 PM
or a homophobic bodybuilder who can't ride a motorcyle?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 13, 2006 at 02:21 PM
judi, I agree with Blue. And if you would just give me the credit I deserve, everything would be fine.
Oh, I didn't send it in. So I guess you did give me the credit I deserve. :)
Posted by: southerngirl | January 13, 2006 at 02:39 PM
If he took the oath of office with his hand on a Bible, would he burst into flames?
Posted by: insomniac | January 13, 2006 at 03:02 PM
Monty Python quote (about the North Minehead By-Election): "I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it!"
Posted by: insomniac | January 13, 2006 at 03:04 PM
Sharkey said he was injured during a parachute jump with the Army in 1982 and receives veterans' disability benefits.
Is anyone else thinkin' that maybe, just maybe, ol' Sharkey may have landed on his head?
Posted by: TCK | January 13, 2006 at 03:08 PM
TCK - We know Arnold landed on his head, and nothing changed....sigh.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 13, 2006 at 03:11 PM
oh, and judi - if you give up, the terrorists win (or so I've heard)
instead of giving up, how about we come up with an appropriate punishment for "credit whiners"
we could rat them out to the e-annoyance police - or maybe open and public ridicule and humiliation would be sufficient
Posted by: TCK | January 13, 2006 at 03:23 PM
Annie - I think Arnold landed on his face, not on his head - maybe that make's a difference?
that, and then there's the whole invincible cyborg thing
Posted by: TCK | January 13, 2006 at 03:30 PM
Anyone else notice hes married. I mean NASCAR fan. Gets veterans disability payments. And now he has a picture of himself in a dark cloak holding a sword right above a picture of him and his wife.
If he wears a pink Boa he is in.
Posted by: Alfred | January 13, 2006 at 05:55 PM
I bet he'd find the boa constricting....
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 13, 2006 at 06:46 PM
"Snake" at PirateBoy!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 13, 2006 at 08:43 PM
Maybe now Dick Cheney will "come out." No, seriously. Have you ever seen pictures of him in evening clothes? Don't tell me he's not a vampire!
Posted by: AlanBoss | January 14, 2006 at 12:36 AM
Reading things like this sorta makes me wish I lived in some kind of fascist dictatorship where there is only one political party. I think that we can all agree the Founding Fathers probably put a footnote in there somewhere that says 'No Vampyres Party May Be Allowed to Exist' but let's face it; who here has actuallly read the Constitution? All the way through?
Posted by: dixie | January 14, 2006 at 03:47 PM
Eeesh, what a poser. Claims to worship both Lucifer (monotheistic) AND Hecate (polytheistic). Either he doesn't understand his own religion or he's an outright liar.
The dip should be arrested for defrauding the government. He's been collecting veteran's disability, but apparently wasn't disabled enough to turn pro boxer, wrestler & race car driver.
Posted by: Johnny | January 14, 2006 at 10:08 PM
I've got to start looking at all the recent posts before i email items to the Blog...
anyway...this guy's website is one of the most entertaining things i've ever seen.
http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html
You can't miss the campaign photo of him in a cloak...holding a crappy fantasy sword...
Posted by: Joben | January 14, 2006 at 10:50 PM
*zips in, humming 'Sympathy for the Devil' by the Rolling Stones, zips out*
Posted by: 333 (Only Half Evil) | January 31, 2006 at 06:21 PM