PENDING SCIENCE UPDATE
This item shall go unreported while The Blog is on book tour.
(Thanks to Jill Kiar)
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January 26, 2006
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I was happy to participate in this scientific study. A First of its kind
Posted by: Mad"ly in love with weasel" Scientist | January 26, 2006 at 05:31 PM
I'm gonna say the first on this goes to C-Bol (re: prev item)
Posted by: Brainy Jello | January 26, 2006 at 05:32 PM
Er...not previous. It was two back. Anyway here. At 11:11AM.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | January 26, 2006 at 05:33 PM
well, in my world, 4:05 a.m. is before 11:11, but hey, i'm not sure where you live :)
Posted by: judi | January 26, 2006 at 05:35 PM
"Penetrative sex was far more effective in this regard than masturbation or oral sex."
As far as public Speaking on the last part goes... Well no kidding :)
Posted by: gjcjax | January 26, 2006 at 05:37 PM
horray for sex!
Posted by: michael | January 26, 2006 at 05:38 PM
LOL @ Judi
I love you Judi!
Brainy I know cbol posted it but hey Being on the left coast I never get to be first and I did read the article.
Posted by: Mad"ly in love with weasel" Scientist | January 26, 2006 at 05:38 PM
Great timing - I have to give a speech tomorrow.... shoot....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 26, 2006 at 05:40 PM
*tries to figure out how he can get into a stressful event so he could justifiy penetration sex - all in the name of science, of course*
Posted by: kibby F5™ | January 26, 2006 at 05:41 PM
Well, it's worth a try...
Posted by: Mad Soapboxer | January 26, 2006 at 05:41 PM
Kibby Does Jello twister count as a stressful event?
Posted by: Mad"ly in love with weasel" Scientist | January 26, 2006 at 05:42 PM
i'm feeling pretty stressed myself....
Posted by: judi | January 26, 2006 at 05:43 PM
If anyone needs a stressful event, I have extra I can share. In fact, I tried to come up with an online stressful-event-generator, you know, for Jack Bauer, but I couldn't figure it out, so THAT was stressful...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 26, 2006 at 05:45 PM
CLOSE ENOUGH MAD!
Wooo hooo!
Posted by: kibby F5™ | January 26, 2006 at 05:45 PM
My girlfriend started getting suspicious when I had to give 22 speeches in one week...
Especially since I'm a bus driver....
Posted by: Clark Kent | January 26, 2006 at 05:47 PM
Is the writing staff of '24' aware of this?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 26, 2006 at 05:52 PM
Judi and Kibby Right rampart red!
Posted by: Mad"ly in love with weasel" Scientist | January 26, 2006 at 05:53 PM
So that's why I had anxiety issues last semester!
*wanders over to eharmony.com*
Posted by: Bumble | January 26, 2006 at 05:54 PM
Uh, honey?... Got a big presentation tommorrow... Ya know, if it goes well I'll get that big account... more money:) Jewelry, nice stuff.....
Well I guess plan B isn't as successful, but better than nothing. *Shuts bathoom door and turns the water on*
Posted by: PeeJay. | January 26, 2006 at 05:56 PM
Ah, Mad, I seem to be a Rampart or two short.
Posted by: kibby F5™ | January 26, 2006 at 05:57 PM
Halleuja! Wait, I never have to speak in public
:-(
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | January 26, 2006 at 06:00 PM
Is Mrs. Blog touring with Dave?
If not, she may be relieved to know that Dave looked pretty stressed at the Naperville signing.
Posted by: scat | January 26, 2006 at 06:02 PM
Kibby You have ramparts they just aren't large. Makes it more challenging for you to touch red. :-)
Left toe green
Posted by: Mad"ly in love with weasel" Scientist | January 26, 2006 at 06:08 PM
well, in my world, 4:05 a.m. is before 11:11
judi - I am holding a press conference here shortly so that I may issue a formal statement of apology for my chronological miscalculation.
*looks at watch*
"What? In ten minutes? That's plenty of time."
Posted by: Brainy Jello | January 26, 2006 at 06:23 PM
Pssst, Brainy's on thin ice, pass it on!
Posted by: Rumo(u)r Mill Assistant | January 26, 2006 at 06:31 PM
University of Paisley? University of Paisley??? I've heard of Oxford, Cambridge, London, a buncha redbricks out in the shires, even of the Open University, but the University of Paisley sounds like some kind of hinckey diploma mill that advertises on matchbook covers.
Posted by: Dana F. Sutton | January 26, 2006 at 06:53 PM
The chap's name gives a wee hint: Stuart Brody...the University of Paisley is in Scotland (Glasgow and Ayr respectively)I'm betting on the Glasgow campus, those college kids will try anything.
Posted by: CandyT | January 26, 2006 at 07:32 PM
And yes,it's also where the fringed shawls with the wild patterns come from.
Posted by: CandyT | January 26, 2006 at 07:34 PM
scat - if she IS touring with him, you just stepped in it.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 26, 2006 at 07:58 PM
Y'all must be a bunch of reporters er sumthin' ... fer all the penetrating questions being tossed about ...
Posted by: U.O | January 26, 2006 at 10:34 PM
University of Paisley...I think that's where Austin Powers went to school. Groovy baaaabeeeeee!
Posted by: sparrow | January 26, 2006 at 10:46 PM
I was up so late, trying to find a speaking engagement!
Posted by: Jill Kiar | January 26, 2006 at 11:23 PM
I was a part of this study, but after two weeks, my diary was so heavy I got a hernia carrying it to the laboratory.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | January 26, 2006 at 11:56 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure....
So THAT'S what they really mean when they say that!
I'm told another good way to help relax during public speaking is to imagine the audience naked. I suppose it depends who you are talking to...
Posted by: Ross | January 27, 2006 at 01:23 AM
right. that line should work well in bars. and they will probably find that penetrative sex for a week solid is good before performing heart surgery, being in a rock band, or appearing on the today show. what will guys think of next. sheesh.
Posted by: queensbee | January 27, 2006 at 07:44 AM
Here's a helpful hint. To get to Penetrativesex go north out of Middlesex past the Hamster-On-Rye then go round-about through Lorrysex, skirt the winky, squeeze on through the tunnel in Gaspain, take the daisy-chain-ring around the rosy, and cork your anus, you're there.
Posted by: mudstuffin | January 27, 2006 at 08:46 AM
Bloody snorkin' good, Mud, ol' mate. Nearly lost me kippers.
Posted by: Blue Meanie | January 27, 2006 at 09:31 AM
Mud and Blue, please speak English, wouldya?
I'm just going to comment that since I've been REALLYREALLY stressed, I've been testing this technique out full time since yesterday, and my ramparts are REALLYREALLY red... gotta go soak 'em for a while before I can resume the research...
Posted by: Mad Soapboxer | January 27, 2006 at 10:05 AM
Youse got a prollem wid how I talk?
(That better?)
Posted by: Blue Meanie | January 27, 2006 at 11:19 AM
Blue, dats mush bettir. Tanks.
Posted by: Mad Soapboxer | January 27, 2006 at 11:25 AM
This Commentary from Biological Psychiatry("Journal for People Who think People are Just a Mass of Molecules") explains well Politicians extracurricular behavior, then, why they blow so much hot air.....
Time to invent "Anti-Viagra" for Republicans....
EB
Posted by: EB | January 27, 2006 at 09:09 PM