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Not the Top Gun volley ball scene!! Not Kenny Loggins!!!
Posted by: gjcjax | January 26, 2006 at 01:20 PM
I am SO not look'n!
Posted by: kibby F5™ | January 26, 2006 at 01:21 PM
A-Ha! First!
Posted by: gjcjax | January 26, 2006 at 01:21 PM
*yawn*
Posted by: Bumble | January 26, 2006 at 01:27 PM
Jealous Tom knows what film affairs can do to a marriage.
He also knows a lot about psychiarty, appaently.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | January 26, 2006 at 01:27 PM
Ooh. Simulpost w/ Brainy. I'm awake now.
Posted by: Bumble | January 26, 2006 at 01:28 PM
I feel the need... the need to impede.
Posted by: t cruise | January 26, 2006 at 01:35 PM
Maybe becasue he doesn't want anyone to see what he hasn't seen either?
Not that I am for one second suggesting anything.
Posted by: Kilmeny | January 26, 2006 at 01:37 PM
Insom, you're crackin' me up all over the place. :)
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | January 26, 2006 at 01:39 PM
No one knows what happened, although it's interesting to note that that immediately before the scened disappeared, the director was whisked away to the top of Scientolgy Mountain and beaten senseless.
Posted by: Chianca at Large | January 26, 2006 at 01:39 PM
[email protected]
Maybe it wasn't smoking enough for the film as suggested by the title. Who knows.
Posted by: KOW | January 26, 2006 at 01:41 PM
Scientology mountain? *snork*
Posted by: southerngirl | January 26, 2006 at 01:42 PM
Jeez, Tom - take a pill and get over it.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 26, 2006 at 01:44 PM
here is an update (Assuming I did that html tag properly).
Posted by: KOW | January 26, 2006 at 01:47 PM
Maybe the love scene will reappear when Tom and Katie star in a remake of the Elvis classic Clambake?
I bet there's already a spot in the DVD store for Tom's next movie, somewhere near the "has-beens" section....
Posted by: The Cruizer | January 26, 2006 at 01:47 PM
Yeah, Tom, and a nice lie-down on the ol' couch would do ya good, too.
*Snorks* to Insom & Annie.
Posted by: Blue Meanie | January 26, 2006 at 01:48 PM
He's not very smart, is he? That must explain the way he walks....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 26, 2006 at 01:49 PM
Ok, the only reason i was gonna see this movie was because i heard that katie was naked in it - now i guess i won't bother
Posted by: TCK | January 26, 2006 at 01:56 PM
Guess Tom's got his Mind Wide Shut.
Posted by: golfwidow | January 26, 2006 at 02:05 PM
TCK...you were almost out of the doghouse...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 26, 2006 at 02:08 PM
As long as Neither Cruise nor Holmes sends me any more mail
"Dear Edgar,
While Tom may want to convert to Cabalogy. I want to stick Xemu. Or is it Xenu. Anyway, please mention that.
Katie Holmes Cruise."
Posted by: elonstruth.blogspot.com | January 26, 2006 at 02:15 PM
Annie~ Are you kidding? He lives in there.
Posted by: Bumble | January 26, 2006 at 02:15 PM
...or the wildebeest scene from Top Gnu.
Posted by: Ernie G | January 26, 2006 at 02:36 PM
Snuff films featuring Tom Cruise?
Oh....never mind:(
Posted by: Betsy | January 26, 2006 at 02:55 PM
Disturbingly, Tom "Maverick" Cruise wears jeans while playing beach volleyball, an athletic gear faux pas to be compared with NBA players wearing short spandex shorts or wearing black socks with sandals or calling helmets "football hats".
Posted by: Crabby Appleton | January 26, 2006 at 03:02 PM
Tom Cruise!!!!
Why did it have to be Tom Cruise???
Posted by: Eleanor | January 26, 2006 at 03:12 PM
Insiders did this to generate a buzz. Who had heard of this movie before this incident? That or either Tom could see Thetan auras around Katie in the scene and did not want her to think that the "treatments" weren't working. I think Tom believes that Colonial Sanders put a chemical in his chicken recipe that causes people to crave it fortnightly.*
* "So I Married an Axe Murderer" Act I Scene 2
Posted by: Shredder | January 26, 2006 at 03:30 PM
Colonial Sanders?
"Hear Ye! The Taste Be Good Enough to Like Thine Own Fingers!"
Posted by: Brainy Jello | January 26, 2006 at 03:36 PM
*lick
(damn)
Posted by: Brainy Jello | January 26, 2006 at 03:38 PM
he he he
Posted by: Betsi | January 26, 2006 at 03:38 PM
Brainy, coming from you, it's funny whether it be like or lick.
Posted by: MOTW | January 26, 2006 at 03:42 PM
*Snork* & *Huzzah* to Brainy.
(PS - Had my doubts that you'd see the ditty at the end of this....)
Posted by: Blue Meanie | January 26, 2006 at 03:47 PM
Annie - you're just jealous cuz I didn't say I wanted to see you naked in a movie
Posted by: TCK | January 26, 2006 at 03:54 PM
TCK - *sigh*
What is there really to say to you? Yes, AnnieWBH is totally devastated because you didn't say that to her - of course she is. She even sent me an e-mail saying that she didn't know how she could go on. I told her to keep on keepin' on because life IS worth living!
/end sarcasm
Posted by: Eleanor | January 26, 2006 at 04:02 PM
I have (luckily) trained myself (using the personal "Stun-gun Mini", by Norelco) to curb the temptation to click on anything in this blog titled BULLETIN.
As it is, the images of Barry Manilow & Britney Spears (BM and BS - coincidence?) are tattooed on my retinas making every day a living hell.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | January 26, 2006 at 04:12 PM
/end sarcasm?! NEVER
HEED PAPER NOW! Move that gargantuan cranium of yours and get the paper - IF YA CAN!
That was a bit offsides wasn't it? He'll be cryin' himself to sleep tuhnight on 'is huge pillah.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | January 26, 2006 at 04:12 PM
El - I see I've left you speechless yet again
and of course she's devastated - who wouldn't be?
and my life isn't all that easy either you know - having that kind of power over women does have its drawbacks...
Posted by: TCK | January 26, 2006 at 04:14 PM
While that film footage may have been "snuffed", I still have the steamy footage of me and Katie from the other night at my house...
It is available for a nominal fee....
(And by the way, she gets naked in "The Gift")...
Posted by: Clark Kent | January 26, 2006 at 04:37 PM
Sarcasmo (motto: the name that speaks for itself) -
Were you taking TCK's side against me? Because I can assure you that TCK, being a "guys guy" can totally fend for himself! :-)
BTW, Where you been? :)
Posted by: Eleanor | January 26, 2006 at 04:55 PM
Is it any coincidence that the talk is all about Tom Cruise and at the same time the main page of the blog has a baby crawling across the top?
I din't think so.
Stupid Scientolgy thing: We get regular mail at our house from them, addressed to Sophie. Sophie once lived in our house, but about 22 years ago she moved across the street to the Six Feet Under Hotel. RIP, Sophie. Maybe L-Ron thinks she's coming back some day.
Posted by: John | January 26, 2006 at 04:56 PM
Didn't they just reuse the volleyball scene from Top Gun in Brokeback Mountain? Are we going to see it in every movie, now?
Posted by: Brad | January 26, 2006 at 05:09 PM
TCK - you're whining so bad only dogs can hear you now.
*makes note to have crap cam shot taken with DB in April so tck can eat his heart out(if he has one)*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 26, 2006 at 05:16 PM
and El - thanks for covering for me while I was out. It took longer than I had planned. I thought they gave out the "Sexiest Mom of the Year" award at the beginning of the banquet, but I had to wait until the end.
*adjusts her tiara*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 26, 2006 at 05:19 PM
Bumble, I second your *yawn*... I get really tired of stuff about those so-called "stars" and celebrities (excepting Dave and associated bloglits of course!). You can bet yer bottom dollar (after taxes) that ANYTHING about ANY movie or ANY movie star is 99 44/100% likely to be totally fabricated hype. Anyone who believes any of that BS call me, I have a bridge for sale cheap!
Posted by: Mad Soapboxer | January 26, 2006 at 05:39 PM
Mad~ Is it the Roebling Bridge? Daddy would just love to have that one. I could buy it for his birthday! :-)
As far as hype, the part I believe is that they're all airheads.
Posted by: Bumble | January 26, 2006 at 05:50 PM
You're welcome, Annie - anytime. I know you'd do the same for me! :)
Snapshot.
Posted by: Eleanor | January 26, 2006 at 06:54 PM
Wow, El, is that you?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 26, 2006 at 07:08 PM
Annie, I thought it was you - wearing your tiara! :)
Posted by: Eleanor | January 26, 2006 at 07:16 PM
A little too racy for me. I mean, all she's wearing is a tiara!
*waits to see how many guys go back to look at Eleanor's link*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 26, 2006 at 07:43 PM
*snork*
Posted by: Eleanor | January 26, 2006 at 08:03 PM
Isn't Dave a movie star? *innocent expression*
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | January 26, 2006 at 08:18 PM
sure he is TRWC. He was in G2G with Cleese. I am sure that he can be in the 6 degrees of separation game now
Posted by: Mad"ly in love with weasel" Scientist | January 26, 2006 at 08:29 PM
yes, I've been afraid to mention this but our Dave is 3 links away from Barry Manilow and only 2 links away from Britney Spears
see for yourself using Star links.
Our Dave is known to imdb as Dave Barry (II)
Posted by: insomniac | January 26, 2006 at 08:57 PM
No wonder Dave stopped wirting columns. He died in 2001.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | January 26, 2006 at 09:06 PM
That's a great link, insom! And he's only 2 links from the great Kevin Bacon - woo hoo!
Posted by: Eleanor | January 26, 2006 at 09:09 PM
Annie -
So ... it sounds as if TCK is in trouble 'cuz he din't say he wanted to see you naked in a movie ...
Will it keep me out of trouble if I said I wanted to see you naked ... um ... let me rephrase that, please ... um ... dang! ... I fergot whut I wuz gonna say ... um ... naked ... TCK ... no movies ... um ... whutever ...
Posted by: U.O | January 26, 2006 at 10:29 PM
time to build a bigger doghouse.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 26, 2006 at 11:15 PM
Yet another Ray Stevens earwig:
And now I'm back in the doghouse again,
sleeping with my flea-covered friend.
Move it over Rover; looks like I'm movin' in.
Back in the doghouse again.
Posted by: Bumble | January 26, 2006 at 11:41 PM
Here's a picture of the real father of Tom and Katie's crotchfruit...
(Coincidentally, it looks just like the father of Michael "FREAK!" Jackson's kids.)
Posted by: Mr. Completely | January 26, 2006 at 11:48 PM
Awwwwwww ... !!!
He's got his daddy's eyes ....
Posted by: U.O | January 26, 2006 at 11:51 PM
Bumble, that particular bridge isn't in stock at this time, but I can get it for you with a small special-order deposit.... for a nominal charge I can have it gift-wrapped too!
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