ATTENTION, ROMANTIC INDIVIDUALS LOOKING FOR A SPECIAL VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT
Nothing says "You will remember me always" like a packet of Amul Fundoo.
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January 25, 2006
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Their slogan: "Make her wish she'd never met you all over again."
Posted by: Lairbo | January 25, 2006 at 03:19 PM
They're going to REPLACE the package? Are you kidding me?
Thanks anyway, but if that happened to me, the last thing I would want would be ANOTHER package of their chocolates.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | January 25, 2006 at 03:24 PM
"Spawns in your stomach, not in your hand!"
Posted by: Blue Meanie | January 25, 2006 at 03:24 PM
Key Quote: "We even taste the chocolates to ensure quality."
...Even?
Posted by: MarkusRTK | January 25, 2006 at 03:25 PM
Wow, chocolate and fishing bait all in the same package. What's the issue here ?
Posted by: Down in Texas | January 25, 2006 at 03:26 PM
Markus: Indeed. Teeth marks in every piece to show their dedication.
Posted by: KOW | January 25, 2006 at 03:27 PM
I am thankful that I don't care to receive gifts of chocolate, so there isn't much chance of this happening to me. However, if they start finding worms in Budweiser, or chips and salsa, then I'm in trouble.
Posted by: southerngirl | January 25, 2006 at 03:30 PM
Southerngirl - are you into tequila?
Posted by: Blue Meanie | January 25, 2006 at 03:31 PM
What kind of worms can make you that sick, so quickly?
Posted by: Mike | January 25, 2006 at 03:32 PM
"Ye straineth at a microbe, yet swallow a worm..."
or some such Biblical utterance
Posted by: insomniac | January 25, 2006 at 03:36 PM
and LOVINGLY garnished with lark's vomit
Posted by: CoastRaven | January 25, 2006 at 03:40 PM
"Great news honey! I bought you this chocolate - you can eat all you want and you'll STILL lose weight! It's a Valentine's Day miracle, is what it is! I'll just go wait in the bed, naked."
Posted by: Christobol | January 25, 2006 at 03:42 PM
CoastR - That was the Whizzo Chocolate Company, who had a far classier assortment of confectionery.
Posted by: Blue Meanie | January 25, 2006 at 03:49 PM
"Dear consumer: Our humblest apologies. Please accept, with our compliments, the enclosed."
Posted by: Chianca at Large | January 25, 2006 at 03:54 PM
*SNORK* at C'bol, as usual...
Chianca! Good to see you!
Posted by: Mr. Completely | January 25, 2006 at 04:05 PM
Yeah BM - I'll take Crunchy Frog over mealworm anyday
Posted by: CoastRaven | January 25, 2006 at 04:08 PM
Blue, not so much into tequila. However, one of my uncles took a trip to Mexico a couple years ago and came back with some really good tequila. We were all sitting around the pool, and he suggested that we do a few shots. I'm not much into shots either, (especially after drinking a few beers), but I figured why the heck not? So we did, and it was the smoothest shot I've ever had. Terrific. I did check the shot glass for worms first, though!
Posted by: southerngirl | January 25, 2006 at 04:14 PM
Chianca, just the name of that stuff makes me want to gag. Eeeww!
Posted by: southerngirl | January 25, 2006 at 04:17 PM
"Worm-infested chocolates?"
"Oh yes, sir. We use only the finest Turkish meal worms, flown in fresh daily from Ankora, and lovingly inserted into a delicious chocolate wafer."
"That's as may be. They're still worms. I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the station."
"It's a fair cop."
"No talking to the camera."
Posted by: Bill | January 25, 2006 at 04:24 PM
*snork* blue meanie. teeeheee.
crawling wormy chocobits wbagnfarb
Posted by: queensbee | January 25, 2006 at 04:32 PM
Next on Fear Factor...
Posted by: Bumble | January 25, 2006 at 04:38 PM
1. Fun - DOO?
2. Article summary: Akshay took a bite of the Fundoo and spat "Grahak! Peth!
Posted by: scat | January 25, 2006 at 04:53 PM
I buy my chocolate by the pound, divided into clear plastic bags. I have the luxury of inspecting the chocolate before I buy it.
I'm still gagging... Perhaps a piece of chocolate will help - just not Amul Fundoo.
Posted by: Nancie | January 25, 2006 at 08:42 PM
I'll take a half pound of the Spring Surprise.
Posted by: bbescuela | January 25, 2006 at 10:34 PM
God bless Monty Python.
Posted by: the bartman | January 26, 2006 at 02:15 AM
All your Amul Fundoo are belong to us! Perhaps you are not minding?
Posted by: Stupendous Man | January 26, 2006 at 03:27 AM