ATTENTION, GOATS
We hope this serves as a deterrent.
(Thanks to rick harover)
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January 30, 2006
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Crazy old goat.
Posted by: John | January 30, 2006 at 08:26 AM
So she didnt Dodge the Billy Goat - her fault, he was just living up to his name.
Posted by: CoastRaven | January 30, 2006 at 08:27 AM
Interesting quote: Dodge the billy goat snapped a leash and charged at Dawn Pinette, knocking her to the ground Wednesday about 35 miles west of Charleston.
That was a pretty long leash ... I bet the goat got a running start, in order to break it.
Posted by: U.O | January 30, 2006 at 08:39 AM
*SNORK* @ U.O
Posted by: CoastRaven | January 30, 2006 at 08:41 AM
Whatever it takes to get your goat.
Posted by: Bumble | January 30, 2006 at 08:49 AM
"Round O, S.C."?
Posted by: pogo | January 30, 2006 at 08:52 AM
"Taser and the Goat Zappers" wbagngfarb
Posted by: russell | January 30, 2006 at 09:07 AM
"An ostrich would be the oddest one," Tuttle said.
Nuh-uhhha, A PALMETTO BUG would be oddest!
Posted by: Bucket | January 30, 2006 at 09:16 AM
*Nuh-uhhha, A PALMETTO BUG would be oddest!*
talk about overkill
Posted by: daisymae | January 30, 2006 at 09:41 AM
Here's the facts:
1. West bound Dodge has 35 miles of leash.
2. East bound Pinette with daughter.
c. Cops with Tasers.
iv. A moose once bit my sister.
iv.v. It hurt
5. there is no 5
6. There's a pickup truck involved - suspiciously involved
iv+2. And WHO invited the ostrich? And "Tuttle's Tasers"?
Posted by: kibby F5™ | January 30, 2006 at 09:42 AM
Steve Tuttle, a spokesman for Taser International, said he has heard a Taser being used on two moose in the Yukon as well as on a bear.
Now THAT'S what I call Sportsmenship! Try taking out moose and bear with a Taser!... HA! Goat zapping's easy in comparison.
Posted by: kibby F5™ | January 30, 2006 at 09:49 AM
"All I could do was grab his horns and scream bloody murder," Pinette, 38, said.
Don't we all, Dawn. Don't we all.
Posted by: rita | January 30, 2006 at 10:00 AM
RITA!
SNAP OUT OF IT!
Posted by: kibby F5™ | January 30, 2006 at 10:16 AM
What am I snapping out of, kibby? A thong?
Posted by: rita | January 30, 2006 at 10:21 AM
....ouch...
Posted by: kibby F5™ | January 30, 2006 at 10:30 AM
And who am I snapping out of it? This could be interesting.
Posted by: rita | January 30, 2006 at 10:32 AM
"He's too old for goat burgers," she said.
At least she has a sense of humor about the whole thing! ROFL!!!
Posted by: Eleanor | January 30, 2006 at 10:34 AM
"Round O, S.C."?
pogo: So as not confuse it with Square O, over in the next county.
All: if'n anyone's still interested, WordPress is still fighting me on picture uploads, so I found a temporary home for our pictures with Dave and Ted.
Posted by: WriterDude | January 30, 2006 at 10:52 AM
If Dodge the goat is traveling west at 70 mph (neutons per liter) and Dawn with daughter is traveling east at 36 kph (inches per degree), then:
a)how soon before the cops with tasers show up?
b)how many volts required to subdue Dodge the goat?
c)explain why we should care
Posted by: Muffles | January 30, 2006 at 11:01 AM
Pogo: I live in SC and have traveled all over the state and have never heard of Round O. Maybe it's where the famous herbicide is made.
U.O. I didn't read it as a 35 mile long leash, I read it as if Dodge rammed (rammed, get it? The goat is really a truck.) Dawn and she landed on the ground 35 miles away.
Posted by: Shredder | January 30, 2006 at 11:16 AM
"goat burgers" WBAGNFARB
also: "Rita's Thong"
Posted by: TCK | January 30, 2006 at 11:26 AM
As Bucket pointed out: "An ostrich would be the oddest one," Tuttle said.
Any explanation here? Is this guy the authority on this? How does he reach this comclusion? How is the oddness quantified?
Wouldn't a bald eagle, blue whale (35 miles inland) or a mouse be decidedly odder than an animal that could realistically hurt you?
Posted by: Brainy Jello | January 30, 2006 at 11:37 AM
Writer Dude, Ted Humpte-Goat is making the moves on your woman, if in fact Lester is yours. TH-G, while a fountain of interesting news stories involving naked people and especially ones with breasteses, should not be left alone with one's woman. it is like asking a dog to guard your food.
Posted by: Crabby Appleton | January 30, 2006 at 11:40 AM
Crabby, that's exactly what I was thinking when I looked at the pics - be careful Writer Dude, Ted's a dog. We know this from previous - how shall I say this - incidents!
I'm really not at liberty to say anymore.
Brainy: that's the problem with being brainy - too many questions! :-)
Posted by: Eleanor | January 30, 2006 at 11:47 AM
also: "Rita's Thong"
HEY! I've got one of those too!
Posted by: kibby F5™ | January 30, 2006 at 12:15 PM
Can you write a song, kibby?
Posted by: rita | January 30, 2006 at 12:27 PM
I'm not real worried about Ted -- he can't help it if he's easily swayed by stunning beauty and charming personality. (Hopefully scoring points w/ Mrs. WriterDude here...)
Posted by: WriterDude | January 30, 2006 at 05:10 PM
Shredder -
Excellent point. My bias is toward "goat" rather than "ram" mostly 'cuz I once owned a Goat (GTO, to the non-cognoscenti) ...
HOWever, to give your premise fair consideration, I've gotta admit that it could've been that way ... which makes me think that a 35-mile butt is a perty big one ...
Posted by: U.O | January 30, 2006 at 07:23 PM
BTW, CoastR ... tnx4 the snork ... we try to get somethin' right, once in a while ...
(Shredder - y'all wanna know about the gathering of bloglits? Email me.)
Posted by: U.O | January 30, 2006 at 07:28 PM
Ah, once more there's proof that if you mess with the goat, you're (not [not knot, naught, gnawed or gnaw it] your, ewer or yewer {n. a lumberjack who (not [not knot, naught, gnawed or gnaw it] hue or Whew!) works chopping yews (not [not knot, naught, gnawed or gnaw it] ewes, use, you is or "youse") gonna get the horn.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | January 30, 2006 at 09:27 PM
U.O.-
I would consider a 35 mile butt a ba-donk-a-donk
Posted by: Shredder | January 31, 2006 at 10:15 AM