THERE IS NOTHING LOWER
Key Quote That Tempts a Person To Say "No shirt, Sherlock": "We have to look at the possibility that these two incidents are related."
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December 31, 2005
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"The mere fact that someone is stealing toilets is weird."
Nothing gets by the Jacksonville police, does it? Except a person carrying a toilet.
Posted by: Kilmeny | December 31, 2005 at 09:29 AM
Wonder if it's (not its) an inside job, as Habitat seems to be (not bee) a primary target.
Kilmeny, the intelligence of police in news interviews is astounding, is it not?
Posted by: Noob | December 31, 2005 at 09:53 AM
I had a friend who had to stop oncoming traffic. That was about all he was told. The news people all interviewed him and made angry statements that the police stopping traffic did not know what was going on.
I am glad the seats where not in use when they where stolen. That would be very difficult to get away with.
Posted by: Alfred | December 31, 2005 at 10:08 AM
Sorry for the double post:
Who wants a green toilet seat?
Posted by: Alfred | December 31, 2005 at 10:10 AM
"Callers do not have to reveal their identity."
Thanks goodness... wouldn't want to be ID'd as a stool pigeon......
Posted by: russell | December 31, 2005 at 10:27 AM
Oh, Russell...how juvenile.
('scuse me while I *snork* anyway:)
Posted by: Betsy | December 31, 2005 at 10:36 AM
Key quote: A rash of stolen toilets ...
Mebbe if they tried some Desitin ...
Posted by: U.O | December 31, 2005 at 10:48 AM
Given Dave's rantings in the past, I'm assuming they weren't low flow toilets making them a hot ticket item.
Posted by: KOW | December 31, 2005 at 10:57 AM
What do they mean, IF the 2 crimes are related? Anyway, isn't it obvious that whoever stole them were asses?
Also, LOL Russell
Posted by: gjcjax | December 31, 2005 at 11:03 AM
you mean Habitat for Humanity isn't 'self-service'?
Posted by: insomniac | December 31, 2005 at 11:34 AM
Where wuz Fed? I hope he's got a good alibi ...
Posted by: U.O | December 31, 2005 at 11:48 AM
....Shipp said. "The mere fact that someone is stealing toilets is weird. It's a rare thing."
rare? or REAR?????
Posted by: azred | December 31, 2005 at 02:04 PM
The jokes are just too easy. Snorks all around. :-)
*goes back to reading Peter and the Starcatchers*
Posted by: Bumble | December 31, 2005 at 02:31 PM
So, the police have nothing to go on.
Posted by: Ross | December 31, 2005 at 04:49 PM
Given the colors (green and blue) of the stolen Habitat for Humanity crappers, cops should be on the look out for a colorblind thief with a hernia. I suggest they first check with the Trenton Truss Company for a list of all recent shipments to the Jacksonville area.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | December 31, 2005 at 10:38 PM
Is it me, or does Florida seem to have the most unique crimes?
Posted by: Nancie | December 31, 2005 at 10:57 PM
Nah, it's just that the media there is so desperate for something to happen so they can justify their jobs (now that Dave's no longer a full-time member of that scenario) that they'll report NEthing as "news" ...
Posted by: U.O | January 01, 2006 at 12:21 AM
what the heck is "snorks all around" (Bumble)? Why dont you write "lol" like the rest of us...rebel.
Posted by: RDB3of6_47 | January 04, 2006 at 05:15 PM
I'm with you U.O. AOL will never touch my hard drive!
Posted by: Mature | January 28, 2006 at 08:52 AM