JUST WHAT WE NEED

Here's a way for people in airports to be even more annoying.

(Via Gizmodo)

Comments

[artchick]

This would only be better if it played popozao on a continuous loop.
First?

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Can you hear me NOW?

[Mrs. Bickerson]

I think we need a hands-free stereo system in hat format, like the beer can hats with a beer on each side of the head. You could put your speakers where the cans used to go and a dock for you shuffle or ipod on top of your head. Would look cute.

[U.O]

Well, the liinky thingy doesn't seem to wanna work, but I kinda have an idea whut it's about ...

No, the boomer/thumper auto stereos are bad enuf ... if they wanna see real violence in airports, just let these inside on the days I'm gonna fly home for R&R, or even worse, the days I gotta fly back to go to ... work ...

[No name band]

NO MORE POPO ZAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will Hurt someone if it won't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am going to scream if it doesn't stop.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your's,

No Name Rock Band

[U.O]

OK ... now the linky thingy worked ... whut I said before ...

[Teri]

The Karaoke adapter is probably in development now. Oh boy.

[Annie in Texas]

"The luggage also includes a jack that allows you to add your own microphone, transforming the suitcase into a public address system for presentations."

Oh now THERE is a great idea, pull this thing out from under you seat or the rack above you, plug in the mike and begin your presentation, "Ladies and Gentlemen I sell Amway . . ."

[insomniac]

'Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Hare Krishna Krishna....'

[U.O]

Annie iT, insom' ... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

LOL!!!

[Dr. Doug]

This reminds me of a scene out of Caddy Shack where Rodny Dangerfield is on the golf course with his "boom box" golf bag. As I recall, the other golfers did not like it . . ..

[Jeff Meyerson]

DR. Doug: good point.

I really miss Rodney.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Simple answer: shoot the manufacturer, then shoot anyone rolling one through the airport, shoot the luggage and... for good measure shoot K-Fed for being him.

[orangemike]

I work in an airport bookstore; I dread the thought of what some idiot will be blaring away to the disturbance of my customers' reading. (At least the holiday piano players have gone away for another year.)

[justdan]

Just think of how useful this thing could be..

Next time you lose your luggage, just pop this gadget out, fire it up, plug in the microphone and sit beside your airline's checkin counter blaring

"WHERE'S MY LUGGAGE?"

oh, wait.. never mind.

[peter kenneth]

Thank you for taking the precious time to write it up .. It is absolutely brilliant :)