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December 31, 2005

COUNTING DOWN

This is a time when we draw close to our loved ones to  reflect on the past year -- both the bad times and the good times -- and to shed a tear for those who are no longer with us. It's also a time to look ahead at the year to come and ask the deity of our choice to please make it a good one. Above all, it's a time to remember what's important in life.

So Happy New Year from this blog's entire vast staff to you. We'll see you in 2006, assuming we survive tonight.

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Commode rustlers.

Key Quote That Tempts a Person To Say "No shirt, Sherlock": "We have to look at the possibility that these two incidents are related."

SOME THINGS JUST GO TOGETHER

Peanut butter and jelly. Laurel and Hardy. And...

BRILLIANT

If this doesn't shut KFC down, this blog doesn't know what will.

(Thanks to Craig McAdie)

December 30, 2005

FASCISM CREEPS INTO CLIVE, IOWA

It's getting so a man can't even have a hobby.

(Thanks to many people)

HMMMM

Take a look at this.
Now take a look at this.

(Thanks to Jonathan Turner, who for the record is the one who should be excommunicated, because this blog is merely the messenger)

AWWWW UPDATE

(Thanks to RussellMc)

THE WORST PART IS GETTING THE CUFFS ON THEM

An officer is attacked by a pack of angry chihuahuas.

(Thanks to Karl Weckstrom, who points out that "Angry Chihuahuas" would be a good name for a rock band)

DUUUUUUUUUUDE

Surf's up.

(Via OhGizmo)

FLORIDA

It's not li