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We gotcher stocking stuffer right here.

(Thanks to Bjorn of the message board)

Comments

[Annie Where-but-here]

Holy Banana Sling, Batman! Beats inflatables....literally!

[Annie Where-but-here]

here I am again, alone on a kinky thread...just me and my teddy...bare.

[nobody]

Hi, Annie, I'm here too, LMAO at the names of these things! HA!

[insomniac]

I'm here, just...speechless.

[southerngirl]

Oops. Testing again.

[southerngirl]

Favorite name: Vinnie da Stallion.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Oh, my - this site has the same animals, only they've put lovely little poems with them - my resume.
For example -
"I'm Vinnie da Stallion,
I got a big old salami.
And if ya don't believe me
Go ask ya Mommy!"

[Mr. Completely]

Could these be the new Beanie Babies?

[Scooter]

You would figure they would at least have one named Slick Willy.

[abi]

I wonder if I can get a giant inflatable Ice Pube the Bear for my lawn...

('Ice Pube'?? That was really the best they could come up with? Ew, ew, ewww...)

[mudstuffin]

Does anyone have the nerve to go looking for female counterparts?

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

"Weenie Babies? Huh. Well, that implies that they must have--Oh!"

[Kilmeny]

Oh my

I will never look at my daughter's stuffies the same way again.

[Eli Lansey]

Where is Walter?

[Sarcasmo]

Where's Superman and his lunchbox?

[TCK]

OK, why is the flamingo's domingo bigger than the bull's beefy?

[TCK]

Also, why isn't there a "Peter the Possum"?

[judi]

and what about wombat willie?

[southerngirl]

Massive Mongoose?

[Mr. Completely]

Baloney Pony...? Nah...

[Annie Where-but-here]

Whistlin' Dixie?

[Bumble]

judi- *snork*

Dicky Dinosaur? Ballsy Badger?

Oh this is bad. Leaving the thread now.

After I tell you that my 80 something neighbor, who used to do ceramics, has a pair of titillating turtles; one male, one female. I remarked on how cute they were one day, and with a wicked twinkle in her eye, she told me to turn them over.

[bucket]

Peter the Possum? I wanna see Peter the 'Skeeter (as in mosquito)

[PirateBoy]

Are "Weenie Babies" really as loving and genital as they claim?

[southerngirl]

I don't know about loving, but they sure appear genital to me.

[Annie Where-but-here]

They ain't got nuthin' on Walter....er, they ain't got nuthin' on, Walter!
Oosik music rocks! Er, so I've heard. These guys are nuthin' more than a bunch of hopped-up Viagra mascots.

[southerngirl]

Annie, I could say something here, but it would be really tasteless, and possibly offensive.

So I won't.

[Annie Where-but-here]

s'girl - say whatever you want, just don't type it....sorry, that was bad. If it involves a flute or a swingset....

[monkeyshines]

Wow, umm, when I didn't open this at school I thought, "oh, Judi found us some holiday thongs." But this, this...still adjusting to...well, if there are female counter "parts" we could call them porno pets.

[U.O]

Speaking of ... the stuff we're speaking of ... and related items ...

I hadda go to Waldo's this evening, and my disgust over the (lack of) management skills -- I spent five minutes finding what I wanted, and 35 minutes waiting in line to pay, 22 checkouts, only eight open, and 15-20 customers in line @ each one -- was exceeded only by the couple in front of me ...

I mean, I've seen people for whom the phrase "get a room" was invented ... in airports, on subways ... well, lotsa places it's sorta ... inappropriate ...
but ... in the checkout line @ Mall-Wart???!!!

[southerngirl]

Annie, it didn't. Wait...maybe a flute...no, not a flute...maybe a straw???

[monkeyshines]

U.O. - Completely of the subject but do you know anything about Brunelleschi's Dome in Florence Italy?

[monkeyshines]

I mean off the subject.

[U.O]

... um ... mebbe ...

My cousin (from SoCal) was over there (Florence 'n' stuff) a couple of years ago ... he had a bunch of pix ... seems familiar, but what should I know?

the name sounds familiar, ... well, I'll google, just to refresh my memory ... yeah, that looks familiar ... from tourist pix, and mebbe from Intro to Art whilst in college ...

It's a pretty big deal ... if that's what you mean ... and I'm not saying that to be facetious ... it's possibly the piece' de resistance' of Renaissance architecture of the time ...

Why? Are you doing a term paper? (Old joke there ... sorry, it's not funny.)

[Annie Where-but-here]

s'girl -a bendy straw? for shame! Ok, not really, but it sounded good. I'm too tired to be um, exotic tonight. Gotta get ready for the fat man to come down my chimney. Whoa, symbolism runneth over on that one.

[U.O]

Annie ...

That symbolism sounds reasonably exotic to me ... just sayin' ...

[Annie Where-but-here]

Sometimes I'm worse than a French movie in the rain...with subtitles...and sad clowns.
Ok, I admit it - I AM an automated robot. You got me, take me away, make me read the drudge report. Just please, no more #@&*@$%$ passwords!

[U.O]

Annie, Annie, Annie ... just relax ... deep breathely ... count to 10 ...

It'll be all right ...

Now, fetch me my slippers ...

[Candy Tutt]

I CANNOT believe there is no squirrel!!!!! Dammit!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Candy - Maybe they'll have a squirrel doll in the Spring, since the squirrel had already stored his nuts away for the winter.

U.O. -'nuts' to you. :)

[orangemike]

Kinda reminds me of My Little Porny! (NOT work safe! and this is one of his milder ones.)

[U.O]

Wowser!

A Pony with a Camel Toe ...

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