FOR THE HIGHLY RELIGIOUS YOUNG PERSON...

...who has both skin and hair.

(Thanks to Loran Waldron)

Comments

[snakeyjones]

No skin, no hair, no problems. But did they ask their mothers first?

[JustLinda]

Nekkid cute ministers (the bible doesn't say they CAN'T show themselves nude!!). That'll get church attendance up...

[Brainy Jello]

That'll get church attendance up...

NTTAWWT

[Bumble]

Those crazy Deutsche. I should buy one of these and take it to German class for show-and-tell.

Ich habe einen deutschen Kalender gekauft. Es is sehr interessant!

[Annie Where-but-here]

What would Cheesus do? I think Cheesus would brie some clothes to wear.

[qetzal]

"It's just wonderful when teenagers commit themselves with their hair and their skin to the bible."

Not to mention their bazoomage!

[pogo]

Bumble! Interessant is French! (So what's the French word for Restaurant?)

Bitte, sagen Sie mir wo das Kalendar sie es gekauft.

(My German is soooo rusty.)

[pogo]

Annie WHB - did you know the little guy up in Nazareth, PA who wanted to open a cheese shop, but the Chamber of Commerce wouldn't grant him a business license in the name he wanted - Cheeses of Nazareth?

[psycho joe]

I never get to see my comments responded to, so this time, i'll write a comment without reading anything.
Here goes.
I finally got some booty.
And it was REALLY good too.
Figured y'all should know.

Thank you.

[pogo]

Well, uh, joe... Congrats, I think? At least here's a response you can see if you're still looking.

[psycho joe]

And i don't know how the bible feels about it but
i like to fornicate on sundays.
I wouldn't mind doing that in a church either.
I think it would be entertaining for the churchgoers.
8>
Thank you.

[Bumble]

pogo~ Aber es ist auch Deutsch. Der Kalender ist hier. There's a link you can click to translate the site to english, and a link for ordering at the side. Do as you will with it. ;-) Yellow for caution: there's a picture.

[psycho joe]

Also, Thanx pogo.

[Brainy Jello]

Gee, p. joe - maybe it's cause you leave us speechless. Oh, also, stay away from any tall, metal objects.

*steps away from p.joe*

[judi]

pjoe always makes me laugh and want to go out for beers.

[psycho joe]

Thank you judi.
You have been the heart of this blog ever since i've been here.
I'm most pleased to know that i entertain you.
8>

And to that, i think i'll have a beer.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Pogo - now that you mention it, I remember...too funny. But sad that he couldn't get the name. I like to think God has a sense of humor.

[pogo]

Bumble - thanks. In as much as I'm easily old enough to be the father of the young ladies (some are between 16 and 18 it said), I'll pass.

As I told a friend who had this "thing" for girls far younger than he was, "Try the ones your own age - they know what they're doing." He seems to have listened and is currently spending his time with a lady who happens to be an MD. I'm sure she knows what she is doing.

[psycho joe]

And as for the calendar.
I think it is a novel idea, but a little silly.
Although i believe the CENTRAL FOCUS of this article is the fact that the Bible is LOADED with erotic imagery.
How else would they get people to read it?
OK, that was prolly immoral, but it's mostly true.
Thank you.
8>

Glad this isn't a family oriented site.
So glad.

[Bumble]

pogo~ Well then, you're probably old enough to be my dad too. Want to join Mr. C & U.O on the honorary parent/grandparent list? :-)

[Joshua]

Dave-
I dont know about you, but I laughed while reading this article. I am twenty years old, and my old man is a pastor at a lutheran church here in NY. I find it amazing how the church has gone in different directions.... So... My biggest thought is that either these people are on some sort of drug that makes them loopy enough to think that putting naked people in a calender depicting bible scenes will actually attract young people to the word of God, while giving them some sort of erection or (2) they are trying to eventually buy out playboy. I mean, if eve was the first woman, she should have perfect breasts right? For some odd and amazing reason, i just cant believe that this calender will justify the imagination used to image scenes from the Holy word of god. So... Decisions Decisons... Swimsuit edition of the bible nude calender or holiday style.

[psycho joe]

Hey josh. Very funny.

[Joben]

Rahab in garters and stockings
...isn't that anacranistic?

[TCK]

Joshua, hmmmmm - would that be THE JOSHUA? I gotta know, cuz I don't know how lightning-proof southerngirl's bed really is - and I think my name's pretty close to the top of the blasphemy meter at this point - so before makin' fun of your comment, I gotta know how connected to THE BIG GUY you are...

[huntman]

What a great idea. Why not use it to promote other erotically-charged literature?
The Koran!
The Constitution!
High school algebra textbooks!
My condo CC&Rs!

[louis gehrig]

H-man, your condo has it's own John Fogerty Band?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Other 'skin' calendars:
"Where's Waldo's Oosik?"
"We'll Always have Cialis"

[orcel]

Being a casual social nudist, and a protestent youth leaderI would just like to say, I still find this rather disturbing.

FYI: I do not combine the two above activities

[Mr. Completely]

Speaking of Cialis, or Viagra for that matter, I think a better name would have been "Everwood" or maybe "No Hard Feelings".

Or msybe not.

[Stupendous Man]

I wonder if they included a representation of King Saul circumcising himself in the desert? The people of Israel knew the exact moment when it happened, 'cause they heard the scream. In fact, the Babylonians probably heard the scream, too. Late at night, you can still hear the echo of the scream. It's late at night now. AAIIEE-AARRGGHH!!!

[U.O]

Pogo -

Sprechen sie Irish?

(BTW, if you hadn't mentioned the "defoliant" characteristic of Agent Orange, I would've ... however, it didn't always wait 20 years ... one of my HS buddies was over there, and I don't think he was 30 when Big Casino took him from us ... I always suspected the chemical agent ...)

[southerngirl]

Annie! Hurry, under the bed! TCK ~ MOVE OVER!!

[southerngirl]

Based on pogo's comment of 7:32 or thereabouts...I think I'm in love w/him. Funny and smart - what a combo!

Joshua's comment of 7:36, or thereabouts....Go Josh!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Er, s-girl, I'm flattered, but I don't do trinitys. And TCK's been under there long enough to grow dust bunnies in his chest wig.

[Annie Where-but-here]

s-girl - "Joshua - 7:36" sounds like you're quoting scripture. I guess in a way you are. "All rise..."

[southerngirl]

Annie, just trying to protect you from the lightning! I don't do trinitys either. So if you want him, come and get him, but you better hurry cause he may not last.

[Marvin]

Those Protestants just stole the idea from The Brick Testament's(WARNING on the following link!) site.

(No 'erector' jokes here.)

[just sayin']

dude! that was pretty risque business for this blog;)

[Shredder]

bilbo: You should flip your "b's" around because all spammers are...well YCMD.

[just miffed]

i thought dingleberry would be appropriate also.

[Susan]

whispers to Pogo...I spent the early years of my life living in Nazareth, PA...and there is indeed a cheese shop. Calandra's Cheese...apparently no website though. I went to school with his son...

[Tranjo]

Delilah didn't cut Sampson's hair. Look up Judges 16:19.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Tranjo - you're right, but she paid to have it done at Supercuts. No wonder he went nutso.

[Candy Tutt]

How come Lego Woman has two holes in her @ss??

[Stupendous Man]

Candy t, apparently Lego Man had not developed aim.