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- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
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Wow, I think I'm FIRST!
Posted by: Noob | December 30, 2005 at 12:09 PM
it also has Dave Barry, which is not like where I live. We don't have a Dave Barry. We have Dave Barry wannabees, though. But they kind of suck.
Posted by: Dave (not Barry) | December 30, 2005 at 12:23 PM
Wowser!
That's a lot of reading, including Dave (nB)'s stuff ...
Florida ... who'd've thunk it?
Nice story Dave (nB) ... Michelle could've been my best friend's sister, or my cousin, or my nephew (except for gender, of course) ... good to know there are some quality folks out there ... I gnu there were, but I don't always meet them ...
BTW, the first time ever that I drove the SoCal freeway, we sorta missed our exit ramp and sorta got losticated for a few minutes, on the Magnolia exit, further south tho ... so it was interesing to me to follow (vicariously) your travel itinerary ...
Posted by: U.O | December 30, 2005 at 12:33 PM
U.O.- I live in an apartment complex right next to the Magnolia exit at 405. Not that I would say that on a public blog as popular as DB's.
Oh, shoot..
Posted by: Dave (not Barry) | December 30, 2005 at 12:44 PM
D (nB) ... we were on the 91 and headed for the Anaheim station, and were told something like "take that ramp, and be ready for the next one in a few seconds and ..."
So, of course we missed it ... hadda turn around ...
Yeah, the 405 is a bit away from that, but I also sorta know the 405 ... it's one route I take to my cousin's house in FV ... or when I gotta get to Costa Mesa ...
Posted by: U.O | December 30, 2005 at 12:51 PM
Should I just post my address and apartment # at this point?
Posted by: Dave (not Barry) | December 30, 2005 at 01:01 PM
Nah ... there's not room to park my truck in front of your apartment ...
Posted by: U.O | December 30, 2005 at 01:12 PM
Besides which already ... I'm just sorta showin' off that a farm kid from Nodak -- in addition to being a geezer -- can actually find his way around in SoCal ... a little bit, NEway ...
Posted by: U.O | December 30, 2005 at 01:13 PM
dedication to his job at Hungry Howie's Pizza kept him going after a struggle with a robber left him bleeding from a bullet hole in his left thigh.
Where did I read something just like this....hmmmm...
Posted by: John | December 30, 2005 at 01:16 PM
John, you just beat me to the punch; I guess we know that Jack Bauer was spending at least part of his downtime in Florida.
Posted by: Kev | December 30, 2005 at 01:22 PM
Thanks, Dave. This still makes me laugh:
TOUCHING.
A naked man was accidentally shocked in the genitals by a Taser after he was found breaking windows in Bonita Springs and asking women to touch him inappropriately.
"C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon and touch me...owwwwwwwwwwww!"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 30, 2005 at 02:14 PM
"Accidentally?"
Yeah, right ...
Posted by: U.O | December 30, 2005 at 02:25 PM
Too late. I know where you are, and I'm coming to get ya, baby.
Bwaahhaa haaa haaa!
Posted by: Dave (not Barry)'s stalker | December 30, 2005 at 03:46 PM
Ah, Dave, you remind me of why my family left Florida in 1970 AND WILL NEVER RETURN! Thank you.
Posted by: orangemike | December 30, 2005 at 04:48 PM
Dave (nb) - you know the drill: all we need now is your credit card number, ssn, dog's middle name, and your favorite underwear color in 3rd grade. we'll fill in the rest ourselves.
Posted by: azred | December 30, 2005 at 07:39 PM
Thanks for that link, Dave. It makes me DAMNED proud to say that I'm a Floridian.
Posted by: Ernie G | December 31, 2005 at 08:07 AM