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How was it cooked?
Posted by: John | December 28, 2005 at 04:35 PM
Oops, thought this was about meatpods. Maybe I should read the article first, next time. :-)
Posted by: John | December 28, 2005 at 04:36 PM
The card fell off. This is what it said:
Happy Yulehannahquanzmas!
May you use this goat head (considered a delicasy in odd, unpronouncable countries) in the spirit in which it was intended! If you do not celebrate anything, have a happy wintertime event of some sort, possibly involving getting hammered and cooking a goat head!
Posted by: VictoriaE77 | December 28, 2005 at 04:39 PM
Distasteful?
You mean, the cops ate it?
Is that the law enforcement version of the Atkins Diet, where they give up donuts and partake only of meat? (?????)
Posted by: U.O | December 28, 2005 at 04:39 PM
Honestly, I ate curried goat again at lunch today. In suburban Chicago.
I have many regrets.
Posted by: scat | December 28, 2005 at 04:48 PM
"...investigators are trying to lift fingerprints from the package"
Eww.
Posted by: carl | December 28, 2005 at 04:49 PM
Was that a goat's head?
Posted by: southerngirl | December 28, 2005 at 04:58 PM
You know they sell animal heads at the supermarket for a good price, and I just happen to have a few enemies...
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | December 28, 2005 at 05:00 PM
Goat heads, goat heads
Roly poly goat heads
Goat heads, goat heads
Eat them up, Yum!
Posted by: Mike "Dr. Mad's Dork" Weasel | December 28, 2005 at 05:00 PM
if they catch the perp, he will be put to death because killing a kid is a serious offense.
Posted by: packsaddle | December 28, 2005 at 05:01 PM
... or ... one might surmise that they were merely attempting to "get her goat" ... naaaaaah ...
Posted by: U.O | December 28, 2005 at 05:04 PM
Is she sure it wasn't goatshead cheese?
Just askin'.
Posted by: Noob | December 28, 2005 at 05:06 PM
Anyone else get the advertisement for RedEnvelope.com on that page? The one with the gift-wrapped box. Now that's classic.
Posted by: Scott M | December 28, 2005 at 05:45 PM
The "only" reason she thought is was a prank was because she's vegan? I'm a proud omnivore, and I would still be surprised if Mr. Artchick left one of those under the tree for me. (but then, Mr Artchick likes surprises...)
Posted by: artchick | December 28, 2005 at 07:31 PM
I mean "it", not "is". oops. Its hard to type with a dead goat in your lap.
Posted by: artchick | December 28, 2005 at 07:32 PM
Got her goat, didn't they?
*ducks* I know, I know! I'm sorry...
Posted by: Bumble | December 28, 2005 at 08:45 PM
maybe they ran out of horse's heads. just wondering...
Posted by: queensbee | December 29, 2005 at 06:25 AM
maybe they were Stones fans.
Posted by: crossgirl | December 29, 2005 at 08:07 AM
vegan: old Native American word for "really bad hunter"
Posted by: TCK | December 29, 2005 at 03:57 PM