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[Shredder]

I'm sure that the charity that benefits from the auction will be Grateful, even thought the guy who owned the toilet is Dead

[Shredder]

I was first! Please somebody notice me. I'm pitiful

[djtonyb]

*stumbles in with a cup of coffee*

*golf clap for Shredder*

*returns to coma*

[Jillywilly]

Is it too late to put in my preference for a toilet that's been used by a cat?

[Somewhere North]

I sense a franchise. Something tells me he had more than one toilet.

[lakedog]

Holy Crap!

[Eleanor]

Announcement

Shredder was FIRST!!!

*gives a shout-out to Shredder*

I see you, babe!!! :)

And I'm pitiful too, I've been up since 5am PST.

[Eleanor]

test - ignore

[Lairbo "Some of My Best Friends are Recovering Deadheads" K.P.]

Some Deadhead-savvy entrepreneur could make a fortune selling Port-O-Sans allegedly used at Grateful Dead concerts by labelling them appropriately (which concert, where and when), and decorating the interior with the play list from that concert. Oh, and they'd have to feature patchouli oil air freshener inside.

[russell]

I'm a bit of a deadhead myself, but I don't really think that:

“There’s a lot of Deadheads out there with money, and they want a piece of Jerry somehow.”... at least not his john....

besides, wasn't "Bring me the Toilet of Jerry Garcia" already made into a movie?

[Lush Bimbo]

Inside sources confirm that said toilet had so many drugs flushed through it that it died of an overdose.

[John]

It's a dead head.

(navy reference)

[Hugh Jass]

Eleanor, you think you're pitiful because you've been up since 5am PST? I've been up since 4:15 PST. Of course, since I'm in Maine that means I was late for work.

[Leetie]

There are some of Jerry Garcia's appliances that we don't really need to know about thankyouverymuch.

[crossgirl]

does the freezer come fully stocked?

[Sean]

..Now you too can wade in a drop of doo..

[slyeyes]

I'm going to wait for the toothbrush

[MOTW]

Do they mean Jerry's Swirlie-Styler?

[Mr. Completely]

What a conversation piece it would be: "Like my toilet? Jerry Garcia's naked ass used to sit on it! Imagine the history that's passed through that thing!"

What's next? Michael Jackson's urinal?

[Sean]

For real Dead Heads who can listen to music he made while he dropped acid AND drop your ass where his ass did ..

[mudstuffin]

a haiku

cold white icon throne
bid high to buy the seat of
psychedelic ass

[mudstuffin]

another:

remember spell check
when writing dumbass hiaku
on dave barry's blog

[bangladeshi_gurl]

Shredder...mmmm....
"teenage mutant ninja turtles..."!!!
arghhh..earwig!!!!!!!!!!

[insomniac]

as long as it doesn't still have 'A Touch of Brown' in it...

[Sean]

Come, buy, Uncle John's Band's John..

[Suzy Q]

But....is it low-flow??

Also, was there anything left in it?? *shudder*

[bangladeshi_gurl]

Bravo Mudstuffin!

[Mr. Completely]

Mud - You spelled "psychedelic" correctly. Ironically, you spelled "haiku" wrong...

Haiku is spelled wrong;
it shatters my so-small world.
Some say, "Whatever."

[southerngirl]

Actually, Mud spelled everything correctly the first time, then haiku wrong the second time. ;)

[Christobol]

See Dave? Now do you see it wasn't weird when I asked if you'd sell me your toilet? Now don't you feel silly for calling the cops? Haven't you ever heard of a friendly headlock? A noogy of bonhomme?

[Tim]

So this means we can buy the Dead Head Deadhead's Head?

[kibby F5™]

*decides he'll sell his toilet claiming it to be, say John Lennons'? hopes Yoko doesn't have to come with it*

[lurker]

I can't believe he's gone. He was the picture of health...

[mudstuffin]

ha ha. ha ha. time to up the dosage.

[Brainy Jello]

insom: *snork*

When flushed, it automatically plays, "Turn on your Fart Fan."

[xmnr]

Can you imagine what kind of bong you could make out of it?

[Tim]

Q: What did the Deadhead say after he came off his acid trip?

A: Wow, this music sucks.

[Pirateboy]

Can we also buy Elton John's john?

[queensbee]

you mean the head deadheads dead head?

[Sean]

How long before Elvis' toilet ( yes the one he died on ) goes on sale ?

[yanya8]

Actually, I think the correct term is the dead head deadheads dead head.

[Lairbo]

Sean, you mean the toilet I bought on eBay wasn't really the one Elvis died on? D'oh!

[slyeyes]

noogy of bonhomme ..... Thanks C-bol for the gift-giving idea. We're making our own this year, that will come in very handy.

[Da Turtles]

ALL YOUR PIZZA ARE BELONG TO US

[MrFishair]

Assid Stains Free! with your purchase

Damn Fine Job Insom! and Mud!

Be right back, I got to go potty............

[Shredder]

Eleanor: Thank you. Now I won't eat a chocolate gun. (Stupid reference to South Park)

[Pirateboy]

Earwig alert: Hush by Deep Purple

I got a certain little toilet, it's been on my mind
No doubt about it, usually works so fine
It's the very best toilet that I ever had
Sometimes when I use it, I don't feel so bad

Flush, flush
I thought I heard the bowl filling up now
Flush, flush
Just jiggle the handle, it will work just fine now
Flush, flush
I thought I heard the bowl filling up now
Flush, flush
I need a plumber and I’m not to blame now

(flush,, flusg)
I used it early in the morning now
(flush, flush)
They used it late in the evening, how?
(flush, flush)
Well, I hate this, I need it
(flush, flush)
Oh, I'm gonnna have to use it

Pipes are stopped up like quicksand
Only took one use by my band
To fix my toilet, plumber's cost is so steep
Means I can't use it, means I can't eat

Listen
Flush, flush
I thought I heard the bowl filling up now
Flush, flush
Just jiggle the handle, it will work just fine now
Flush, flush
I thought I heard the bowl filling up now
Flush, flush
I need a plumber and I’m not to blame now

(flush,, flush)
I used it early in the morning now
(flush, flush)
They used it late in the evening, how?
(flush, flush)
Well, I hate this, I need it
(flush, flush)
Oh, I'm gonnna have to use it

Pipes are stopped up like quicksand
Only took one use by my band
To fix my toilet plumber's cost is so steep
Means I can't use it, means I can't eat

Listen
Flush, flush
I thought I heard the bowl filling up now
Flush, flush
Just jiggle the handle, it will work just fine now
Flush, flush
I thought I heard the bowl filling up now
Flush, flush
I need a plumber and I’m not to blame now

(flush,, flush)
I used it early in the morning now
(flush, flush)
They used it late in the evening, how?
(flush, flush)
Well, I hate this, need it
(flush, flush)
Oh, I'm gonnna have to use it!

[Pirateboy]

I apologize for my last post getting munched. I swear it didn't look that way in my text editor!

[catman]

Googling "The Sophia Foundation" is even more remarkable: http://www.sophiafoundation.org/

[southerngirl]

Pirateboy did it again! LOL!

[U.O]

How many toilets actually died to creat this thread?

[U.O]

Dang!

Create ...

What was that about spellcheck?

[azred]

OMG! I did google The Sophia Foundation.....

"Further, the Sophia Foundation of North America supports the awakening to the Divine Feminine through meditative study materials, spiritual pilgrimages, and the Sunday Morning program for families."

HUH?

[blossom bloomin]

its the sophia-foundation. different entity. it is dedicated to the children and families in transition from divorce, and abusive relationships. It is meant to heal and nurture the growth of healthy new relationships. Even if its funny it is a worthy cause built on the best beliefs for repair of damaged psyches.