WHY THIS BLOG LOVES GOLF
It is such a manly sport.
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November 28, 2005
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Talk about ones game going down the crapper.
Posted by: Minsc and Boo | November 28, 2005 at 09:42 AM
His celebration of being number one could have a couple of problems.
Posted by: Dave R | November 28, 2005 at 09:49 AM
So he lost being number one because he had to do number one?
Posted by: Artchick | November 28, 2005 at 09:53 AM
was it number one or number two?
Posted by: Minsc and Boo | November 28, 2005 at 10:00 AM
I'd give him the finger but I don't even know him (wait, that's never stopped me before).
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 28, 2005 at 10:08 AM
Wait a minute....they don't tell us specifically WHAT he did, but they do mention it was his MIDDLE finger....ewwwww. Were sheep involved?
Posted by: Mrs Swooshman | November 28, 2005 at 10:31 AM
In case anyone was wondering, the story has a happy ending.
Posted by: KJP | November 28, 2005 at 10:33 AM
I wonder if this will help him pick up girls?
Ooh, Robby, how did you hurt yourself?
Well, I was in the can, and....
Nope, I don't think so.
Posted by: southerngirl | November 28, 2005 at 10:42 AM
Hooray for Allenby!
A gross-out story with a happy ending - how often does that happen?
And it was his middle finger, so...hmmmmm?
Posted by: Eleanor | November 28, 2005 at 10:50 AM
You call that manly? Ha! Fred Funk, now -- there's a manly golfer.
Posted by: Wahooligan | November 28, 2005 at 10:54 AM
Studly, baby, studly.
Posted by: southerngirl | November 28, 2005 at 11:04 AM
Robert Allenby ==>
Ball reborn yet?
Try boner label
Posted by: MOTW | November 28, 2005 at 11:22 AM
The amazing part of this story, to me, was the banner ad at the top of the page for The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe which was opening down under in September. Here, it opens in December. That's carrying that International Date Line thing a little too far!
Posted by: Stupendous Man | November 28, 2005 at 11:24 AM
Do you suppose Allenby was using the overlapping grip when this unfortunate incident occurred?
Posted by: Stupendous Man | November 28, 2005 at 12:23 PM
"Freak toilet accident" may-BAGNFARB.
Posted by: sct72 | November 28, 2005 at 12:33 PM
Eleanor! You didn't tell me you played golf too!
Q. What does Eleanor's dryer and a golf course toilet have in common?
A. Middle finger fettishes!
Posted by: kibby F5™ | November 28, 2005 at 01:01 PM
he played through a painful finger injury? that's nuthin - I once played through a high stakes round of liar's poker after 16 tequila shots (or maybe it was 18 - I kinda lost count after 6) at that point I had absolutely no idea whether I was lying or not
Posted by: TCK | November 28, 2005 at 02:04 PM
I love Freddy Funk - he's always so upbeat and enthusiastic - and now we know he looks great in a skirt (NTTAWWT!).
But my favorite golfer is, of course,
the Tiger!
Posted by: Eleanor | November 28, 2005 at 02:51 PM
It's no' a skirt, it's a kilt!
I suppose this would be the wrong time to sing
If you don't like what you're seeing, get the Funk out…
Posted by: Fred Funk | November 28, 2005 at 03:51 PM
no, no that would be a skirt.
Off topic: Minsc and Boo! I love you guys! (Though I never got past the wraiths in Baldur's Gate II)
Posted by: Dux | November 28, 2005 at 05:59 PM
So, the Aussie knows how to "Cowboy Up", eh?
I did not know (not knot no) cowboys played golf ... do they have cowboys in Australia?
Posted by: U.O | November 28, 2005 at 06:57 PM
I think Wahooligan was just skirting the issue, and deserves a good dressing down.
Posted by: Take Pride | November 28, 2005 at 10:59 PM
I think he was waxing his putter, and simply lost his grip.
Hey, it happens!
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 28, 2005 at 11:05 PM
U.O.
yes!
and that wern't no kilt.
pink. why did it have to be pink.
flowers. why did it...
Posted by: just sayin' | November 29, 2005 at 01:42 AM
js -
TYVM ... I sorta gnu that, but din't have a link ... looks like a good, informative site gonna read most of it tonite, too long for now and I gotta go to work ...
Posted by: U.O | November 29, 2005 at 08:22 AM