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November 30, 2005

WE VAGUELY RECALL PROMISING NOT TO BLOG ANY MORE NAMES FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF MAKING FUN OF THEM

But we figure we were drunk at the time.

(Thanks to Theresa Hogue)

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This blog does not get drunk ever. Gay Horny! *SNORK*

*does the FIRST dance*

You changed your name to 'Latrine?'

Yeah. Used to be 'Sh!thouse.'

And she knows sign language? With a name like that, exactly what type of sign language does she know? Braille a la Michael Jackson?

And she knows sign language? With a name like that, exactly what type of sign language does she know? Braille a la Michael Jackson?

I got nuthin - but, fortunately, the name speaks for itself

my first double post - so sorry. Hope it was worth reading twice. (very carefully clicking once and stepping away from the pc....)

Plumber: "Ah, miss Horney?"
Ms. Horney: "Call me Gay."
Plumber: "Um ok, you're gay?"
Ms. Horney: "Yes. Now, if you'll just follow me, I'll show you where the leak is."
Plumber: "So, you're gay and horney?"
Mrs. H: "Well, yes."
Plumber: "Huh, me too."
Mrs. H: "Really? Small world."
Plumber: "Yeah. Wanna see my crack?"

*bartles*
*and*
*james*

on the other hand, if her maiden name was "Pride," she might see this as an improvement (or not?)

Thanks to Theresa Hogue

...who is apparently Googling herself out of the closet. (NTTAWWT)

Do you think she'll name her daughter "Ima Gay Ann Horney"?

*hands out snorks to Mr. Fishair and Brainy*

I got nothing because I can't open the link *sigh*

I got nothing but this.

"Long and Foster" also brings up interesting things when you say it kinda fast. (Long and *faster* get it? No my mind doesn't live in the gutter, I just have a condo there)
In combination with that poor woman's name, it raises some questions about the firm itself.

Heh. When I clicked the link, only the header opened and no content. So here I was, laughing at LONG & FOSTER, as in "Live Long & Prosper".

Dux and Raynebow, sitting in a tree...

gay, horny, long and faster?

YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!

Oh, man, I love this blog ...

Why, oh why, are these always the names of realtors?

Her smile looks a bit ...forced?

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