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November 23, 2005

THINK OF THE COUNTLESS HOURS THAT HUMANITY HAS BEEN FORCED TO WASTE BY HAVING TO OPEN CELL PHONES MANUALLY

At last, the nightmare is over.

(Via Gizmodo)

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But if they do this, some people will never get any exercise! First?

I lost countless hours this morning alone trying to open my cell phone.

Then I realized it wasn't one of those flip models, and that, in any event, I'd been wrestling with my shoe.

C-Bol! LOL!!!

Yeah, I gotta get me one of those ...

Does it second as a beer opener?

General FYI to bloglits ... I gotta go, get a plane ticket, fly home, et cetera ... HOWever, when I return, you may not recognize me ...

When our youngest daughter passed her State Boards, she promiser her mom and dad free haircuts for life ... trouble is, I gotta go to West Fargo, ND to get them ...

So, I'm gonna get a haircut ... heck, while I'm there, I'll get them all cut ... so you won't see the shaggy mop I've had on display these last few weeks ...

gotta shut down, or I'll be here all day, and miss my plane ...

talk @ulater ... stay healthy ...

Agent C-Bol - why did you hang up on me?

And they wonder why Americans are getting obese.

C-Bol - *SNORK*

Personally, I love that site, 'cause it shows that the Japanese apparently are as lazy as us Americans (U-S-A! U-S-A!), I finally learned the sound a cell phone makes when it's opened, and I got a Spanish lesson in the bargain.

And to think, if it wasn't for Dave, I'd still be wallowing in ignorance. Thanks, Dave!

Isn't this gadget one of those that contributes to fat Japanese instead of Americans?

Thanks a freakin' LOT, Dave.. my wife just ordered one of those to attach to my wallet

This tool must be particularly useful when driving a car or motorcycle.

Except you just know the Japanese will export it over here. Then while we become so fat that we loll around on the floor they will give us more products that we will purchase via our hands free laptops (coming soon!) since our fingers are too fat to type.

The American dream....

Dave(NB); Snork

Just in time for the gift giving season! Now which relative do I want to p--- off the most?

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