STOP THE PRESSES RIGHT NOW

This is HUGE.

(Thanks to DavCat14)

Comments

[Brainy Jello]

Funny facts. What a gas.

*ducks*

[lurker]

Now I'll never be able to look at The Sun's "Page 3" girls the same way again.

ok, I will...

[insomniac]

"If you frequent "The Happy Samurai" naked -sushi restaurant your take-out will contain a lot more pubic hairs than average."

[packsaddle]

it's not the quantity that counts, it's the quality.

[MOTW]

If your head is chopped off, your brain will keep functioning for about 15 seconds!

Well, duh! Like we didn't already know that from Hollywood movies ...

"It's just a flesh wound!"

[mudstuffin]

That's pretty remarkable when you consider that I can hardly get my brain to function for fifteen consecutive seconds while my head is still attached.

But will I be able to play the violin?

[southerngirl]

I know what my 12 year old son would like for Christmas.

Yuck.

[TCK]

I've always known women fart more than men - the only difference is that men are proud of it, and women are embarassed by it - the result of which is that men brag when they fart, whereas women have become very adept at blaming it on somebody else, frequently the dog...

On the other hand, I would have survived very nicely without ever knowing that Eskimo moms suck the snot out of their babies' noses - and I bet they don't even bother trying to blame it on the dog.

[Christobol]

mud - absolutely! In fact, you can play it RIGHT NOW!

Provided you don't care about notes and stuff. Think of it as abstract violining.

Does this mean "farts like a girl" is now an acceptable way to introduce a priest? I didn't see that covered in the article.

[justbob]

Let's just hope Eskimo babies don't get constipated....

[Kilmeny]

Who among us has not blamed it on the dog?

[southerngirl]

My kids blame it on their dad. Once, my daughter overheard him outside, and she said listen, Dad, a motorcycle! ISIANMTU.

[mudstuffin]

a haiku:

the secret exposed
global warming result of
billowing she-gas

[insomniac]

I think "Snot Vampires of the Polar Ice-Cap" wbagnfa horror movie...

[Shredder]

Eating pubic hair is no big deal if you work for Clarance Thomas.
Justbob: My hat is off to you. It is very difficult to make me go "EWWWWW" Constipated eskimos reminds me of a riddle:

Q: What is the difference between a blind archer and a constipated owl?

A: A blind archer shoots and can't hit
A constipated owl hoots and can't ....

[TCK]

Shredder - after that joke, i'm beginning to understand why the Turtles were always after you.

[TCK]

well, that and the whole world domination thing, of course...

[catman]

Yeahbut men take more pride in their "passing" and are louder to boot!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Is this yet another case where women are more productive, yet men demand recognition for their rotten substandard output?
I'm sending a stinky motif here...

[Eleanor]

This gives I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar a whole new meaning *giggles*.

[Leetie]

*swallows more Lactaids*

[Paul]

South Park fans: It runs out poor Kenny, who exploded because he tried to keep from farting in front of his new girlfriend, died in vain. (Of course, he used to die every week, but that's another story.)

[BLT]

Anyone else notice that the author was Ted LEECH? What an appropriate nfa gross-out book author!

[U.O]

Well, yeah, I gnu that ... but the guys' production is more of the NBH type, while the ... um ... females is more of the SBD variety ... and so, they blame it on the dog ...

[Stupendous Man]

Man in tuxedo to man wearing hard hat who has just passed gas loudly in a public setting: "I say there! You've just farted before my wife! What do you have to say for yourself?"

Hard hat: "Sorry, buddy. I didn't know it was her turn."

[just sayin']

*groan*

[Stupendous Man]

*groan*? *snork*