SPEAKING OF HOLIDAY GIFT IDEAS...
...these babies won't last long at this price!
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...these babies won't last long at this price!
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Auuugh! Snookered again!
Posted by: Guin | November 17, 2005 at 03:30 PM
I do need a new backstop for my dart board...
Posted by: ArcticAl | November 17, 2005 at 03:32 PM
gaaah! the things you see when you forget to check the Status bar before clicking!
Posted by: ceeg22 | November 17, 2005 at 03:32 PM
I've programmed a patch in my browser that automatically bypasses any site with Barry Manilow in it and goes to Salma Hayek pics instead.
Could probably make a mint selling it on this blog alone.
Posted by: Christobol | November 17, 2005 at 03:32 PM
While that picture is indeed disturbing, I find it strangley conforting after seeing the picture of Britney's udder in the previous thread.
Posted by: TCK | November 17, 2005 at 03:33 PM
Oops, Dave did it again!
Posted by: southerngirl | November 17, 2005 at 03:34 PM
Judi! Help!
Posted by: MOTW | November 17, 2005 at 03:35 PM
Dang!! You got me again!!!
note to self: absolutely must check the status bar before clicking.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 17, 2005 at 03:38 PM
Even now.. something something something Mandy... look into my eyes, something la la la Mandy, oh you came and brought rain and then cooked it... oh mandy.
Hey, I know my Manilow.
Truly I am,
the idiot
Posted by: the village idiot | November 17, 2005 at 03:41 PM
But it's a 2005 calendar...how about this instead? http://www.starz.bz/barrymanilow/product.cfm?product=1525
Posted by: 9to5er | November 17, 2005 at 03:48 PM
Oh God please please PLEASE don't let it be a swimsuit calendar.
Posted by: KIlmeny | November 17, 2005 at 03:50 PM
shouldn't they be about 1/12 of their original price?
and
if you're a Manilow fan isn't it always 1978?
Posted by: insomniac | November 17, 2005 at 03:52 PM
oh dont be all puffed up because you SNOOKERED US again....drat!
Posted by: queensbee | November 17, 2005 at 03:56 PM
Kllmeny and insom: *snorks*
Posted by: Brainy Jello | November 17, 2005 at 04:38 PM
Glowing with fluorescence, Barry Manilow's a neon candle in the dark.
Posted by: Animotion | November 17, 2005 at 04:53 PM
"Britney's Udder" WBAGNFARB, dude!
Posted by: Da Turtles | November 17, 2005 at 04:55 PM
Run away! Run away!
Posted by: JP | November 17, 2005 at 05:16 PM
*is shocked nobody thought of that first*
Posted by: JP | November 17, 2005 at 05:17 PM
Oh, I'd say they'd last about as long as your average fruit cake.
Posted by: Bumble | November 17, 2005 at 05:30 PM
I think MOTW said "remember - mousie over linkie before clickee" yesterday.
No clickee, no Barree.
Posted by: pogo | November 17, 2005 at 05:31 PM
Wrong thread, Pogo, but I get your drift. The sight of Barry is definitely not conducive to good feng shui.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 17, 2005 at 05:36 PM
Dang - I was wrong again. Sorry, Pogo. Mr. Completely gets confused easily, especially when Mercury goes retro.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 17, 2005 at 05:37 PM
Dave, I think it's time you came out of denial you are a terrorist bastard! That one I didn't see coming at all...
Posted by: jamester | November 17, 2005 at 05:40 PM
*sees new thread*
*clicks link*
Sheesh! When am I ever gonna learn?
*goes to basement, bangs head on concrete wall*
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | November 17, 2005 at 05:44 PM
A Lowly Haiku
I click on the link
Dave Barry Man that's low
Vomit moves swiftly
Posted by: MrFishair | November 17, 2005 at 05:57 PM
Picking up where southerngirl left off...
Dave, you did it again
You got me to click
and now it's just ick
Yes you did it again
And I should have know
That I am not safe
I must check that link...
Okay, now I need some help. AND it is to his Daveness that I even know enough Twitney to write that much.
Posted by: monkeyshines | November 17, 2005 at 06:11 PM
Mr.Fish - SNORK!
Is it just me, or does Barry seem to be slowly morphing into Sandy Duncan?
Posted by: Jillywilly | November 17, 2005 at 06:12 PM
Mr. C - Pogo often suffers a similar malady whenever something causes him to deviate from established routine.
This morning Mz Pogo was busily pouring herself a cup of coffee when Pogo arrived to re-fill his cup. He caught himself just before he spooned a load of last night's rice into his coffee cup.
*finds himself referring to self in 3rd person*
Five minutes to Wapner?
Posted by: pogo | November 17, 2005 at 06:13 PM
Oops, I should have known, not know. Of course if the Twit had written the lyrics, hmmm. Never mind I was right the first time.
Posted by: monkeyshines | November 17, 2005 at 06:13 PM
Ooh! Image-y thingies. I can't wait to see what they're actually for.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | November 17, 2005 at 06:24 PM
So where's the 2006 Dave Barry calendar?
Posted by: Renee | November 17, 2005 at 07:16 PM
For a calendar, how about "The Women of Barry's Blog" 2006? With a 'Wise Walter Oosik' quote on each page.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 17, 2005 at 07:23 PM
Bumble -
You said "fruit cake." What a terrific double entendre!
As for the calendar itself, it takes some MAJOR cajones to sell a year-old calendar for 2/3 of the original. I guess it has special collectors value, or sumthin'.
"Oh, Barry, you came and you gave without taking." (Except for the cost of the calendar, of course.)
Posted by: Goog L | November 17, 2005 at 07:54 PM
Annie- How about "The Men Posted by the Women of Barry's Blog?" I'd buy it. :-)
Posted by: Bumble | November 17, 2005 at 09:00 PM
"For a calendar, how about "The Women of Barry's Blog" 2006? With a 'Wise Walter Oosik' quote on each page." -AWBH
Right, so a lovely and relatively clothing-free picture of Ms. Carmen Electra, captioned with a quote by a giant penis. How... lovely.
Posted by: JP | November 17, 2005 at 09:42 PM
JP,
Has Carmen Electra been commenting here at Dave's Blog?
I think that Annie WBH was thinking of having female commenters here at the blog on her calendar. I know that I don't want you guys to have to look at me for an entire month. She will have to get other volunteers for that project!
Posted by: Jessica R. | November 17, 2005 at 10:04 PM
"JP,
Has Carmen Electra been commenting here at Dave's Blog?
I think that Annie WBH was thinking of having female commenters here at the blog on her calendar. I know that I don't want you guys to have to look at me for an entire month. She will have to get other volunteers for that project!"
OHHHH!!! I thought Dave's personal selections. Well, anyway, I'm sure you're a lovely lady, and I'm very free tommorrow. ;-) (Actually, that's rediculous, I have to work....)
Posted by: JP | November 17, 2005 at 10:54 PM
No, I am a lady that had a baby 7 months ago and 3 babies before that one. I am sadly out of shape, and even after four children, no rack to speak of, but hubby ain't complainin'! I must do something right - wink wink - I can cook!
Posted by: Jessica R. | November 17, 2005 at 11:06 PM
Jessica has it right, sorry that I needed a translator. However, you're assuming bimbo-scanty-panty stuff. I was inspired by the picture of Judi & Walter together. They looked so, so... (sniff) happy! And if Barry M can look that good in a calendar....well, Carmen ain't got nuthin' on me, honey.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 17, 2005 at 11:27 PM
Tis true Annie, brains are worth more than looks, and multi-tasking is worth the most!
Posted by: Jessica R. | November 17, 2005 at 11:39 PM
Now why is there an animated llama at the top of the page?
Posted by: Jessica R. | November 17, 2005 at 11:40 PM
Yessirree - we can bring home the bacon...and spell it, too!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 17, 2005 at 11:48 PM
Oh, Barry, you came and you gave without taking....Poor Mrs. Barry :(
Monkeyshines ~ thanks, I couldn't have said it better myself!
Posted by: southerngirl | November 18, 2005 at 12:15 AM
I think Barry's initials describe him perfectly.
Posted by: Sunny | November 18, 2005 at 12:23 AM
Sunny ~ HAH!
Posted by: southerngirl | November 18, 2005 at 12:48 AM
Okay, Sunny, I had to spell it out to myself but it earned a snuckle (that's a snort quickly followed by a chuckle).
Posted by: monkeyshines | November 18, 2005 at 01:52 AM
anything will do!
Posted by: david | November 22, 2005 at 02:38 PM