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November 17, 2005

SPEAKING OF HOLIDAY GIFT IDEAS...

...these babies won't last long at this price!

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Auuugh! Snookered again!

I do need a new backstop for my dart board...

gaaah! the things you see when you forget to check the Status bar before clicking!

I've programmed a patch in my browser that automatically bypasses any site with Barry Manilow in it and goes to Salma Hayek pics instead.

Could probably make a mint selling it on this blog alone.

While that picture is indeed disturbing, I find it strangley conforting after seeing the picture of Britney's udder in the previous thread.

Oops, Dave did it again!

Judi! Help!

Dang!! You got me again!!!

note to self: absolutely must check the status bar before clicking.

Even now.. something something something Mandy... look into my eyes, something la la la Mandy, oh you came and brought rain and then cooked it... oh mandy.

Hey, I know my Manilow.

Truly I am,
the idiot

But it's a 2005 calendar...how about this instead? http://www.starz.bz/barrymanilow/product.cfm?product=1525

Oh God please please PLEASE don't let it be a swimsuit calendar.

shouldn't they be about 1/12 of their original price?

and

if you're a Manilow fan isn't it always 1978?

oh dont be all puffed up because you SNOOKERED US again....drat!

Kllmeny and insom: *snorks*

Glowing with fluorescence, Barry Manilow's a neon candle in the dark.

"Britney's Udder" WBAGNFARB, dude!

Run away! Run away!

*is shocked nobody thought of that first*

Oh, I'd say they'd last about as long as your average fruit cake.

I think MOTW said "remember - mousie over linkie before clickee" yesterday.

No clickee, no Barree.

Wrong thread, Pogo, but I get your drift. The sight of Barry is definitely not conducive to good feng shui.

Dang - I was wrong again. Sorry, Pogo. Mr. Completely gets confused easily, especially when Mercury goes retro.

Dave, I think it's time you came out of denial you are a terrorist bastard! That one I didn't see coming at all...

*sees new thread*

*clicks link*

Sheesh! When am I ever gonna learn?

*goes to basement, bangs head on concrete wall*

A Lowly Haiku

I click on the link
Dave Barry Man that's low
Vomit moves swiftly


Picking up where southerngirl left off...

Dave, you did it again
You got me to click
and now it's just ick
Yes you did it again
And I should have know
That I am not safe
I must check that link...

Okay, now I need some help. AND it is to his Daveness that I even know enough Twitney to write that much.

Mr.Fish - SNORK!

Is it just me, or does Barry seem to be slowly morphing into Sandy Duncan?

Mr. C - Pogo often suffers a similar malady whenever something causes him to deviate from established routine.

This morning Mz Pogo was busily pouring herself a cup of coffee when Pogo arrived to re-fill his cup. He caught himself just before he spooned a load of last night's rice into his coffee cup.

*finds himself referring to self in 3rd person*

Five minutes to Wapner?

Oops, I should have known, not know. Of course if the Twit had written the lyrics, hmmm. Never mind I was right the first time.

Ooh! Image-y thingies. I can't wait to see what they're actually for.

So where's the 2006 Dave Barry calendar?

For a calendar, how about "The Women of Barry's Blog" 2006? With a 'Wise Walter Oosik' quote on each page.

Bumble -

You said "fruit cake." What a terrific double entendre!

As for the calendar itself, it takes some MAJOR cajones to sell a year-old calendar for 2/3 of the original. I guess it has special collectors value, or sumthin'.

"Oh, Barry, you came and you gave without taking." (Except for the cost of the calendar, of course.)

Annie- How about "The Men Posted by the Women of Barry's Blog?" I'd buy it. :-)

"For a calendar, how about "The Women of Barry's Blog" 2006? With a 'Wise Walter Oosik' quote on each page." -AWBH

Right, so a lovely and relatively clothing-free picture of Ms. Carmen Electra, captioned with a quote by a giant penis. How... lovely.

JP,
Has Carmen Electra been commenting here at Dave's Blog?
I think that Annie WBH was thinking of having female commenters here at the blog on her calendar. I know that I don't want you guys to have to look at me for an entire month. She will have to get other volunteers for that project!

"JP,
Has Carmen Electra been commenting here at Dave's Blog?
I think that Annie WBH was thinking of having female commenters here at the blog on her calendar. I know that I don't want you guys to have to look at me for an entire month. She will have to get other volunteers for that project!"


OHHHH!!! I thought Dave's personal selections. Well, anyway, I'm sure you're a lovely lady, and I'm very free tommorrow. ;-) (Actually, that's rediculous, I have to work....)

No, I am a lady that had a baby 7 months ago and 3 babies before that one. I am sadly out of shape, and even after four children, no rack to speak of, but hubby ain't complainin'! I must do something right - wink wink - I can cook!

Jessica has it right, sorry that I needed a translator. However, you're assuming bimbo-scanty-panty stuff. I was inspired by the picture of Judi & Walter together. They looked so, so... (sniff) happy! And if Barry M can look that good in a calendar....well, Carmen ain't got nuthin' on me, honey.

Tis true Annie, brains are worth more than looks, and multi-tasking is worth the most!

Now why is there an animated llama at the top of the page?

Yessirree - we can bring home the bacon...and spell it, too!

Oh, Barry, you came and you gave without taking....Poor Mrs. Barry :(

Monkeyshines ~ thanks, I couldn't have said it better myself!

I think Barry's initials describe him perfectly.

Sunny ~ HAH!

Okay, Sunny, I had to spell it out to myself but it earned a snuckle (that's a snort quickly followed by a chuckle).

anything will do!

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