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Throw it away? But it comes in so handy when my fridge light burns out!
Posted by: Wavey | November 18, 2005 at 01:12 AM
If da pork chops glow, then ya gotta throw.
Whatever that means.
Hey, it's late, and I'm sleepin'.
Posted by: southerngirl | November 18, 2005 at 01:20 AM
Actually, I'm not sleepin' yet, but I bet you wish I was, if this comment is any indication of my astounding wit.
What's with all the apostrophes (not apostrophe's)
Posted by: southerngirl | November 18, 2005 at 01:22 AM
Hey, Dave...my inlaws are in Vero Beach till Saturday. Wanna keep 'em?
I think I'm talking to myself. Or, talking in my sleep.
Posted by: southerngirl | November 18, 2005 at 01:25 AM
southerngirl: Dave hears the secrets that you keep, when you're talking in your sleep. Or maybe it's just an earwig by The Romantics.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | November 18, 2005 at 01:58 AM
southerngirl: you're (not your) not (not knot) alone.
Judi: Whassup with the late night post? Are you glowing in the dark?
Posted by: WriterDude | November 18, 2005 at 02:04 AM
And Aunt Nancy is here late-nighting it too! Are you just back from the Iowa midnight showing of RHPS? Though I wouldn't be surprised if it ran on Thursday nights there, naw, can't be -- you're Central time and right now you'd be missing out on Eddie's entrance... or so I'm guesstimating...
(The reason I wouldn't be surprised? I spent three years in Missouri. Couldn't get a refund, either. ;-)
Posted by: WriterDude | November 18, 2005 at 02:10 AM
Since we're all up does anyone want to help me write a paper? If we can relate glowing pork chops to music it just might work.
Posted by: monkeyshines | November 18, 2005 at 02:10 AM
Give it up girls, for Glowing Meat and the Oosiks...
Posted by: Poop Dogg | November 18, 2005 at 04:22 AM
Glowing Meat and the Oosiks WMAGNFARB
(oh crapweasle, you said that already)
Posted by: *groan* | November 18, 2005 at 05:19 AM
A glowing substance made us what we are today, dudes!
Posted by: Da Turtles | November 18, 2005 at 05:44 AM
Here I thought someone had gotten up early today.....
My comment: What ever happened to the fridge light that would permit one to see the glowing meat?
*goes to fridge, pushes in light switch*
AAAAWWCCCK!
*quickly closes door!*
Posted by: kibby F5™ | November 18, 2005 at 06:58 AM
Sorry monkeyshines. I'm busy with my own. Due Monday. I worked Dave into my essay question on the midterm (topic: how historical events affect the writing of an era), but I don't think that's gonna happen with the paper, so I can't say all this time I spend on the blog is justifiable as research. Darn. *wanders off to read about internet citations*
Posted by: Bumble | November 18, 2005 at 07:56 AM
As if I need someone to TELL me to not eat the glowing meat. I mean, these guys actually get PAID for these bon mots?!
Posted by: Goog L | November 18, 2005 at 08:46 AM
how come the light doesn't come on when you open the freezer door? maybe I should throw some glowing pork chops in there.
Posted by: ceeg22 | November 18, 2005 at 08:49 AM
Ceeg - how do you know it doesn't - the light's in the fridge part.
Posted by: pogo | November 18, 2005 at 08:55 AM
The article starts off by advising people not to be alarmed by their glowing meat.....and ends up telling them to throw it away.
????????????
*Decides to overlook WriterDude's dig at Missouri*
:)
Posted by: slyeyes | November 18, 2005 at 08:58 AM
*looks down*
MY glowing meat!?
...does this mean I must shut myself in the fridge to inspect it?
*is confused*
Posted by: kibby F5™ | November 18, 2005 at 09:29 AM
kibby, i think you can get medicine for that. better check with the doctor before you toss your meat.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 18, 2005 at 09:47 AM
well, that's not doing me any good in the freezer part, now is it?
Posted by: ceeg22 | November 18, 2005 at 09:54 AM
ceeg, maybe the fridge light DOES come on when you open the freezer, but since you have the fridge door closed, you can't tell.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 18, 2005 at 10:09 AM
Naw,kibby, just go into a dark room and take your pants off.
Posted by: rita | November 18, 2005 at 10:32 AM
But kibbs, if you're easily frightened, put on the Blog Thong™ before you turn off the lights.
Posted by: rita | November 18, 2005 at 10:37 AM
rita - I think that'll just dim the glow a bit. Might work as a night light though!
Posted by: kibby F5™ | November 18, 2005 at 10:45 AM
*pulls out credit card and orders a Kibby F5™ glow-in-the-dark toy*
*offers to knit a mesh thong for kibby*
Posted by: rita | November 18, 2005 at 10:56 AM
Can you say "crochet crotch"?
Posted by: kibby F5™ | November 18, 2005 at 11:26 AM
Ah, jeez....next thing you know people will be taking pork loins to raves for their glowing qualities.....
Posted by: Graz | November 18, 2005 at 11:32 AM
Right, crochet would be even more, um, "airy."
Posted by: rita | November 18, 2005 at 11:37 AM
The Glowing Pork Loins WBAGNFARB
Posted by: kibby F5™ | November 18, 2005 at 11:53 AM
Sly, about that 'dig' -- I'd like to state for the record that I actually loved my time in central Missouri (Columbia). Unfortunately, there were three things that made it unbearable:
1) Winter
2) Summer
3) My former fiancee
Posted by: WriterDude | November 18, 2005 at 12:13 PM
So the glowing can be a sign that the food is starting to go off and Mr Davey recommends consumers throw any luminous pork chops - or other cuts of meat - straight into the dustbin.
Good safety tip. Thanks, guys, like I needed Australian scientists to tell me that!!
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 18, 2005 at 12:41 PM
WriterDude, just kidding. But I'm going to hazard a guess you liked St. Patrick's Day!!
Posted by: slyeyes | November 18, 2005 at 01:15 PM
Thanks anyway Bumble. I wish that I could link the opinion piece in today's school newspaper. Perhaps you could then tell me what historical event which gave us senior journalism majors who can't write. I think it was reality tv.
Posted by: monkeyshines | November 18, 2005 at 09:30 PM
monkeyshines- Most likely. The words I hate most from any writing teacher's mouth: peer editing. Where to you even begin?
Posted by: Bumble | November 18, 2005 at 10:37 PM
*ahem* Where DO you even begin. That's an embarrassing post to have a typo in.
Posted by: Bumble | November 18, 2005 at 10:40 PM
Argh! Preposition at the end of my sentence. I know better! Really!
I'm going to bed.
Posted by: Bumble | November 18, 2005 at 10:41 PM