IT WON'T GET FAR ON FOOT
In Miami, nobody would even notice this.
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it's new jersey! fawcryinoutloud.
fahgeddabouddit.
Posted by: queensbee | November 16, 2005 at 09:31 AM
...could face a number of charges, including theft, criminal mischief and animal cruelty..
The head, along with a penny, a feather and a piece of string...
Ok, if I'd bought the goat, accidently dropped the bag and humanely plucked the feather I'd not be charged?
Somehow I don't think the "authorities" would see it that way.
Posted by: kibby F5™ | November 16, 2005 at 09:40 AM
Key Quote: "Police do not have any evidence that the goat's head was meant as a threat to anyone."
Didn't these guys ever see the Godfather?!? OF COURSE IT WAS MEANT TO BE A THREAT!
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | November 16, 2005 at 09:43 AM
Like they couldn't afford a horse?
Posted by: Ernie G | November 16, 2005 at 10:01 AM
I think they better talk to Angelina Jolie - she's gone from grinding up bats to beheading goats - RUN BRAD! RUN!
Posted by: TCK | November 16, 2005 at 10:19 AM
Huh, so that's where I left my bag.
Posted by: rita | November 16, 2005 at 10:29 AM
What is 'criminal mischief'?
Is it worse than aggrevated mopery?
Or high jinks with intent?
Posted by: Dr Acula | November 16, 2005 at 10:41 AM
Santeria? in JERSEY? I'm very confused.
Posted by: Angel | November 16, 2005 at 10:42 AM
Who let the goat's head out? Who?
Who?, Who?
Posted by: jamester | November 16, 2005 at 10:47 AM
What are the police probing the head with? Their fingers?
Posted by: southerngirl | November 16, 2005 at 10:53 AM
I wonder if Jamie Oliver (The Naked Chef) had anything to do with this...
Posted by: Drew | November 16, 2005 at 10:57 AM
Southerngirl - they're poking at it with a stick, I'm guessing.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 16, 2005 at 01:52 PM
We in NJ ARE looking for a new state slogan-
I'm thinking "New Jersey-We're Gettin' A-Head uh Yous!"
Sorry, best I can do-toxic waste and all that.
Curious John
Exit 8a
Posted by: Curious John | November 16, 2005 at 02:01 PM
Let's hope, Mr. C, let's hope.
Posted by: southerngirl | November 16, 2005 at 02:54 PM
Curious John: I just saw an article about that this morning!
Apparently, everyone's a comedian, and NJ can't get no respect.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 16, 2005 at 02:57 PM
"Fuc*in’ goats."
Posted by: Bumble | November 16, 2005 at 03:53 PM
Yet again, I thought you'd figured out what was in the lunch at my middle school....
Posted by: JP | November 16, 2005 at 05:15 PM
ALL YOUR GOAT HEADS ARE BELONG TO US
Posted by: Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael | November 16, 2005 at 08:06 PM