GOOD NEWS FOR MEALTIME PLANNING

Soon there will be no need whatsoever for that pesky and time-consuming task of chewing.

(Thanks to Shannon Schlott)

Comments

[TCK]

C-Bol blogged this yesterday, under the heading Puke Soda - I gotta say that sounds like an accurate description

[TCK]

oh yeah - and for all those blogsters that like to yell "FIRST!" - yer not

[Leetie]

eleventh!

That would go great with my holiday favorite, pork nog.

[kibby F5™]

So, where do we put the mayo?

[Higgy]

I wonder what it tastes like coming back up?

[Lairbo]

What, no fruitcake flavored-soda?! Cowards.

[judi]

well, sorry, i don't read c-bol's blog. no offense, c-bol :) just don't have time.

[xmnr]

Zager and Evans anticipated this:

In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your teeth won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you

[Aunt Nancy]

I should like to be the first to say EEWWWWWWWW!!!

[TCK]

judi: i wasn't trying to criticize or anything - i just wanted to use the "puke soda" reference, and thought i better give credit to the author

[Artchick]

Okay, I sent this in too, with the same comment! I don't get no respect, no respect at all....sigh.

Between this and cereal and milk in a can, how 'bout if we jsut fill up the old i.v., hook me up, and then I won't have to get up off the couch until they bring in the crane to drop me in my grave.

[J who ought to be in NZ]

It sounds gross, and yet...

chewing makes me have sneezing fits. This (and the earlier cereal thing) would lay that to rest.

Yay?

[Sarah J]

As I posted on C-bol's blog, here is a great review.
http://www.bevnet.com/bevboard/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=4;t=000083

No need to try it anymore, not that there was to begin with.

[Mr. Completely]

I was wondering the same thing myself: it probably tastes the same coming back up.

J(wotbiNZ) - um, chewing gives you sneezing fits?

I guess I can understand that; Cheez-Wiz makes my eyeballs itch.

[J who ought to be in NZ]

Mr. C--

Yep. Liquids, soups with no chewy things, borscht with no beets in... all fine.

Give me a sandwich or a salad... well you'd better give me some tissues, too.

[Aunt Nancy]

J...NZ - I feel so very sorry for you. That really must be a major bummer. No caramel apples, no Twix bars, no fun. Can't a doctor figure out what triggers that?

*sigh*

Tell you what: for today we'll trade. Here's a beer. Got any caramels?

[Mr. Completely]

J(NZ) - Wow. I assume you've had that looked at? I'm thinking there's a facial nerve out of place or somethin'.

Can't imagine not being able to snarf a Porterhouse without blowing sauteed mushrooms all around. Of course, I can't imagine having to eat borscht, either.

My sympathies (and a box of Kleenex)!!

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

I like that site, Leetie!

[Annie Where-but-here]

I'm going to regurgitate a line I used in a previous post, but if it was ok the first time around, well:
"Puuuuke....I am your fodder!"

[Mr. Completely]

Annie (WBH): Stop it. Right now.

[Annie Where-but-here]

hmmmm....somebody's having pun envy.

One of the safety features of this product is that since it's a liquid, when you snork at a joke on this blog, you don't get any nasty chunks coming up - just puree de snork.

[just sayin']

puree de .. oooooooo ..
tyvm for that mental image.

and i can't think the dessert flavors would be too bad considerin' that pumpkin pie shakes are yummy.
but i'll just be d*mmed if i'd ever drink brussels sprouts.

[shuKy]

ew... smoked salmon aroma...

Snapple has a new drink called Snapple Pie, and the apple pie flavor tastes exactly like apple pie, it's actually very good.