CHRISTMAS IS COMING
Don't tell The Blog what he's getting.
(Thanks to Rick Harover)
« Previous | Main | Next »
November 30, 2005
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
The comments to this entry are closed.
-
It's like we're trying to die of laziness!
"Whaaa - my butter's too hard to spread!"
Posted by: Brainy Jello | November 30, 2005 at 02:43 PM
"Butterwizard" WBAReallyLameName for a Harry Potter villian.
& for some reason, should be played by Gary Glitter.
Posted by: lurker | November 30, 2005 at 02:45 PM
Looks like someone is putting together his annual gift catalog. Santa is watching! And he's in a Union!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2005 at 02:45 PM
Hey - that's my First Hat-trick! (3 in a row)
*bows*
*slips on the ice*
Posted by: Brainy Jello | November 30, 2005 at 02:45 PM
*gives Brainy the puck to take home and keep as a reminder of this occasion*
HOORAY for you! You might want to consider running for President of the FIRST Club next year, what with your creds now!!!
Posted by: Eleanor | November 30, 2005 at 02:50 PM
Fiona: one complaint I hear time after time is the lack of spreadability of real butter
That's not the complaint I keep hearing on my job. I gotta think about getting a new job.
Posted by: MOTW | November 30, 2005 at 02:50 PM
The Blog should wait for Apple's imminent satellite-based online butter control service, which promises to have more features and direct links to their ketchup thickness adjustment site.
Also available in high-definition and expanded memory versions.
Posted by: Blue Meanie | November 30, 2005 at 02:53 PM
is this nifty item by ronco?
Posted by: crossgirl | November 30, 2005 at 02:54 PM
It's either too hard or too soft," said David Alfill
As I said on Christobol's blog, it sounds like Mr. Alfill has a personal problem...
Posted by: TCK | November 30, 2005 at 03:05 PM
…keeps butter at what it says is the optimal spreadable temperature of 65 degrees Fahrenheit.” Which is also the optimal bacteria-growing temperature (41-140F)!! YUCKY! It might be okay for margarine, but not real butter, no way would I want to store my butter in "The Danger Zone" on puropse!
Posted by: Sarah J | November 30, 2005 at 03:27 PM
What would Marlon Brando have thought?
Posted by: Blue Meanie | November 30, 2005 at 03:47 PM
TCK, it's obvious Mr. Alfill is suffering from sexsomnia...
Posted by: tony | November 30, 2005 at 03:53 PM
"optimal spreadable temperature of 65 degrees Fahrenheit."
If you want warm spreadable butter ... then wouldn't room temp do? All respects to Sarah J and the danger zone.
Posted by: DJ | November 30, 2005 at 04:27 PM
By the way ... Sarah, ever think of starting a rock band?
Sarah J and the danger zone
I kinda like it.
Posted by: DJ | November 30, 2005 at 04:30 PM
"Hard Butter Misery" wbagnfarb
Posted by: russell | November 30, 2005 at 05:53 PM
Blue Meanie...Thank you! I thought I was the only one who made that particular leap. (So now it takes Two and a Butter Wizard to tango???)
Posted by: Betsy | November 30, 2005 at 07:07 PM
Not that I'm proud, Betsy, not by a long shot.
Posted by: Blue Meanie | November 30, 2005 at 07:16 PM
Not proud of remembering dirty movies, or not proud of being old enough to remember that particular one??? In my case I think it's a little of both...
Posted by: Betsy | November 30, 2005 at 07:30 PM
I don't give a darn about my age (22 - alright, 48). What I'm not proud of is witnessing a great actor start heading into the abyss.
Posted by: Blue Meanie | November 30, 2005 at 07:59 PM
Blue...Yep...the demarcation line between a really distinguished career and tragic self-parody (And I'll even forego any lame remarks about the abyss.)
Posted by: Betsy | November 30, 2005 at 09:35 PM
I don't think I could be in a rock band, unless they take flutists or tone-deaf singers or shy people.
Posted by: Sarah J | November 30, 2005 at 10:28 PM
The most important thing is to spread the butter thinly ...
What does a nutritionist know about how someone else likes have their butter spread?
Posted by: U.O | December 01, 2005 at 02:06 AM