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Um...not much proofreading going on at that website....
Posted by: Shannon | November 15, 2005 at 02:21 PM
Can you feel the love from that author?
Britney, just dump this guy.
Yes, please, so we can get on with life w/o BulletinBulletinBulletins
Posted by: MOTW | November 15, 2005 at 02:22 PM
So many potential comments, which I'll leave to you guys.
Love the Paris Hilton and Oprah stories, too.
Posted by: scat | November 15, 2005 at 02:22 PM
all your entertainment news are belong to us...
Posted by: insomniac | November 15, 2005 at 02:29 PM
I had more fun with the Sony Bravia ad on that page... ooh, bouncy colored balls!!
MOTW: If it ain't Brittany, it'll be some other twitlet without a brain in her head and/or with too much money she didn't earn. Leave Dave alone about these bulletins - they make me feel eversomuch better about myself.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 15, 2005 at 02:30 PM
Let us all pray that Thai transvesties invade the greater K-Fed area.
Posted by: random thunking | November 15, 2005 at 02:37 PM
I liked this story better:
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=10580
Especially the part where she "hooked the monkey up to a leach".
Posted by: daisyj | November 15, 2005 at 02:37 PM
Federline Briefs: Man-panties for Wiggers.
(credit SNL)
Posted by: Brainy Jello | November 15, 2005 at 02:38 PM
Now now Jello, that's an insult to wiggers everywhere...
Posted by: KOW | November 15, 2005 at 02:44 PM
Shaking his thing? Isn't that what he sold to the devil for his marriage to Money, I mean, Britney?
Posted by: Kilmeny | November 15, 2005 at 02:45 PM
"Britney, just dump this guy before he spends any more of your hard earned dough"
Yeah, take life coaching from the world-renowned author of this article...
Posted by: jamester | November 15, 2005 at 02:47 PM
too late. he's already passed his genes on ...bleeeeeeah.
Posted by: queensbee | November 15, 2005 at 02:56 PM
Daisyj,
I also saw that - "She then hooked the monkey up to a leach and chained it to a cabinet so she could shop in peace"
Is that a typo or a commentary on her entourage?
Posted by: KCSteve | November 15, 2005 at 03:15 PM
From the article: A witness to the fall said: "Britney must have been at home with their baby son and Kevin was messing around dancing with his mates."
His mates? The witness to the fall just happened to be British? Or does a British website have anything to do with it?
Posted by: Goog L | November 15, 2005 at 03:26 PM
I just heard too that Katie Holmes is giving up show biz because she and Tom have decided she should stay home and raise their child.
Can we start a bulletin on them too? Looks like their heading in the same direction as Twitney and Dead-Head, I mean K-Fed.
Posted by: Somewhere North | November 15, 2005 at 03:32 PM
I'll just BET "she and Tom decided." Uh huh.
Posted by: southerngirl | November 15, 2005 at 03:39 PM
What? You think Tom put undue pressure on her because she is young, impressionable and obviously star struck? Shocking accusations!
Although personally if I married a multi millionaire, I'd stay home and "raise our child" too if that involved nannies, staff and long periods of control over the credit card.
Posted by: Somewhere North | November 15, 2005 at 03:53 PM
Would the little gray space aliens PLEASE abduct Federslime, Twitney, and Tommy the wacko? AND KEEP THEM?!?
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | November 15, 2005 at 04:18 PM
IBW - WE DO NOT DESIRE TO ABDUCT BE ACCOMPANIED ON OUR INTERSTELLAR JOURNEYS BY YOUR SOCIAL MISFITS. WE MAY BE ALIENS, BUT WE AIN'T CRAZY.
WE SHALL PASS YOUR REQUEST ON TO THE LARGE GREEN REPTILIAN SPACE ALIENS. WE HEAR THEY'RE INTO THAT KIND OF STUFF - NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Little Gray Space Alien | November 15, 2005 at 04:33 PM
Hard earned??
Posted by: Bill | November 15, 2005 at 04:47 PM
"He was really going for it, throwing some seriously mad moves, and suddenly he slipped and landed on his butt. But his arm got caught and he has fractured his left hand."
His arm got caught in his butt?
Posted by: elle | November 15, 2005 at 04:49 PM
I don't care if it's the damn Klingons, just somebody please take 'em off our hands!
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | November 15, 2005 at 05:08 PM
elle~ *snork*
Posted by: southerngirl | November 15, 2005 at 05:14 PM
*whispering*
Mr. Completely, tell the Little Grey Space Alien not to yell.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | November 15, 2005 at 05:16 PM
Brainy -
*whispering too*
I think that's just they way they talk... and I wish they wouldn't use my email addy. Stupid aliens.
Posted by: Little Gray Space Alien | November 15, 2005 at 05:21 PM
Bring 'em on. We have some EXPERIMENTS to conduct on your human wasteoids.
Posted by: Large Green Reptilian Space Aliens | November 15, 2005 at 05:27 PM
*whispering*
why are we whispering? did somebody fart?
Posted by: TCK | November 15, 2005 at 05:28 PM
*I am assuming my own identity again so as to prevent any further confusion, mostly on my part.*
TCK - Brainy started it...
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 15, 2005 at 05:35 PM
"Did somebody fart?" With some 6 billion people in the world, I would guess that every second of every day, somebody in the world is farting. It's a wonder the planet still has a breathable atmosphere. Actually, our farts are nothing compared to the farts of our livestock. The farts of our ruminant livestock, cattle in particular, actually contribute a measurable amount of methane to the atmosphere. Maybe that's why the aliens don't want to land and announce themselves; the planet stinks to them.
Gaseously yours, Ivory Bill Woodpecker
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | November 15, 2005 at 05:55 PM
does anyone else find it strangely appropriate that the Britney thread has digressed into a fart discussion?
Posted by: TCK | November 15, 2005 at 05:58 PM
I agree with the appropriateness of it, since Twitney's music is more or less the quasi-musical equivalent of flatulence. I don't know where to find it offhand, but there was a Twitney parody called "Oops, I Farted Again", with accompanying cartoon. I don't know if it's still available on the Web or not.
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | November 15, 2005 at 06:04 PM
For more information than you'll ever want to know about farts, Go Ask Alice has a cool discussion about it - including discussions about "could you explode from excess gas!", and "why do men love to fart?"
Random quote: "By the way, the gases that make up a fart are composed mostly of hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and methane."
Just my way of giving back to The Blog. You're welcome.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 15, 2005 at 06:06 PM
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6350 for the "Twitney farts" video.
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | November 15, 2005 at 06:12 PM
I ALWAYS fall for the "Bulletin" thing.....
I am such a dork.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | November 15, 2005 at 06:17 PM
*sill whispering*
Mr. C: Aliens using your email addr. *snork*
Ivory: "Livestock. Why did it have to be livestock?"
Posted by: Brainy Jello | November 15, 2005 at 06:38 PM
Amazing how Alice finds time to answer all those questions; I'd figure she'd be too busy running the restaurant.
From the Group W bench, IBW
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | November 15, 2005 at 06:45 PM
*whispers*
tck, ibw, and mr. c need to get together for a live standup routine. y'all are too funny;)
Posted by: not me | November 15, 2005 at 07:04 PM
not me - do they have 'dead' stand-up routines? Or would that be more of a reclining schtick? But kick the dawg and spit in the fire - tck, ibw & mr. c sure are funny. On that last bit of theirs, I laughed so hard I nearly lost my teeth...luckily the dawg was able to retrieve them for me.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 15, 2005 at 07:43 PM
thangk ya....thangka vera much
*channeling Elvis*
[for those of you who are not geezers, Elvis was big in the 60's & 70's]
Posted by: TCK | November 15, 2005 at 08:08 PM
AnnieW .. stirring you into the pot;)
.. just sayin' ...;)
Posted by: just me | November 15, 2005 at 08:11 PM
IBW: Wait! As much as I would like to see K-Fed and Paris taken thousands of light years away, do we REALLY want galactic society to judge earth on the basis of these L.A. nitwits?
I mean, we should at least send some political leaders or something...er, never mind, send K-Fed. At least he's cute.
Posted by: Wurm42 | November 15, 2005 at 08:28 PM
HE'S CUTE?! sorry, but to me he just looks like - well - [insert politically correct term for white trash here] you know, like a real-life Joe Dirt
Posted by: TCK | November 15, 2005 at 09:41 PM
*zips in*
Hi!
I've been away all day and just came back and read all this - very funny stuff!
Just wanted to say that I like everyone here, even the yelling aliens!
*zips out*
Posted by: Eleanor | November 15, 2005 at 09:55 PM
He break his hand, eh? I doesn't care if he break his skull... lousy fool trying to gains the love of our nation's national insect. Sheesh!
Posted by: JP | November 15, 2005 at 10:06 PM
...i realy don't understand why these items are blogged.
I realy don't like her.
And from the comments it's clear no one else here likes her either.
But heres the deal, I don't want to read news items about her just so i can, nod my head and say 'see thats why she is trash'. I don't want to hear about her.
I want to live in my own mental world that is free from Britney Spears and her ilk.
And this (otherwise) excelent blog is making that much more difficult.
Posted by: Joben | November 15, 2005 at 10:32 PM
Joben: if you want to avoid the Britney discussions, just stay away from the stories marked: BULLITEN BULLITEN BULLITEN
but then you'd miss out on the great fart discussion...
just sayin'
Posted by: TCK | November 15, 2005 at 10:46 PM
joben - just for
you!.
don't thank me.
Posted by: azred | November 15, 2005 at 10:52 PM
*snork*
T, we can always tell when you're into the parfait.
(checkyerspelling)
(n yeah, i'm one to talk;)
Posted by: just sayin' | November 15, 2005 at 10:56 PM
According to The Allen Report to the Nation, in Los Angeles every 1.7 seconds a man farts. You know what that means? We've got to find that man and stop him (or at least slip him some Beano)!
Posted by: Stupendous Man | November 15, 2005 at 11:24 PM
did i see a "zip"?
yeah! .. hi El;)
Posted by: just sayin' | November 15, 2005 at 11:25 PM
wow - i mispelled the same word 3 times straight - it's like when you say the same word over and over til it starts to sound funny...or maybe it's not like that...never mind :~)
Posted by: TCK | November 15, 2005 at 11:26 PM
just sayin' ~ I've been noticing T's spelling for a coupla threads. Didn't want to say anything, though, cause I wanted us to still be friends! And yeah, he, Mr. C and IBW would be a show I'd pay to see!
Posted by: southerngirl | November 15, 2005 at 11:30 PM
Stupendous: as long as he stays in LA, I'm fine with just leavin' the gassy dude alone
Posted by: TCK | November 15, 2005 at 11:30 PM
You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.
Never mind. I promise I'll stop now.
Posted by: southerngirl | November 15, 2005 at 11:39 PM
sourtherngirl: you're gonna have to stop that - yer makin me paranoid
Posted by: TCK | November 15, 2005 at 11:41 PM
T ~ just cause you're paranoid doesn't mean no one's out to get you! Oh, and it's southerngirl, not sourtherngirl! ;)
Posted by: southerngirl | November 15, 2005 at 11:58 PM
Way down yonder in the land of Dixie.... g'night, y'all!
Posted by: southerngirl | November 16, 2005 at 12:01 AM
hee .. southerngirl, if ya wanna see T really get paranoid, mention the mini-cams in the patch)
*goes to adjust cams view*
(the show, yep, real pesos;)
Lasse le bon .. but, you know the rest, caj
;D
Posted by: just lmao | November 16, 2005 at 01:26 AM
(oh and SM, jus' ignore T .. some of us are down-wind of LA.
then there's the whole border thing.
send cases of beano please)
soon?
Posted by: just sayin' | November 16, 2005 at 01:36 AM
T's just jealous that the Rock Bottom Remainders are coming to LA, not Montana, on April 29th & 30th, 2006 from 10am -6pm, at the LA Times Festival of Books...not that I'm excited or anything. And by then we'll have located 'gassy man' and added him to the percussion section. Because in LA, ambiance is everything. But go easy on T's spelling issues - he just whittled hisself a new keyboard.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 16, 2005 at 02:27 AM
TNX for the PSA Annie! .. left coasters are so going to be there .. neener, Fort;)
(n A-W, saw your comment re 5 months to choose an outfit .. do these slacks make my butt look too big?;)
Posted by: nitesall | November 16, 2005 at 03:00 AM
April 29! I am so there already! I could wear my USC Rose Bowl and BCS Champion shirt (The FSM taught me to see into the future...), I'm sure that would make me stand out in the crowd. No, wait, this event is held at UCLA isn't it? Not a good idea. I need a pun or a joke involving UCLA football....I know! I'll just put a picture of their team on the front of the shirt ;)
P.B. (Who would rather support a Trojan [32 straight wins now] than a Bruin any day!)
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 16, 2005 at 09:22 AM
Mini-cams? What mini-cams! And, Laissez les bon temps roule!
Posted by: southerngirl | November 16, 2005 at 10:34 AM
PirateBoy - interesting that USC doesn't have a book festival. Guess that would be hard since the library lost both coloring books.
Nitesall - nah, those slacks are fine. Or as I like to say - "I AM big - it's the capris that got small."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 17, 2005 at 05:43 PM