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November 07, 2005

BULLETIN BULLETIN OHMIGOD THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING BULLETIN

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Well, they did last longer than 55 hours. So she's making progress.

Shocker, Dave. Next thing you'll be telling us there are no Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Told ya...

shocking. sobbing loudly.

Who'd have thunk!?

Things aren't working out so well in Superficial Land for the superficial stars and their superficial marriage?
Gosh, I feel sorry for that baby, 'cuz he's not superficial.

I personally find it disturbing that they keep calling him "K-Fed". I figure that's about the same thing as feeding a stray cat. If you give it what it wants, IT KEEPS COMING BACK!!!!! Maybe if we started calling him "Gomer" or possibly "Piss-for-brains", he'd leave us all alone.

For her sake, I hope Britney didn't have a blonde moment when it came to insisting on a pre-nup.

Prediction: "K-Fed's" album will crash and burn, taking his ego down with it, and he'll come crawling back to Brittney who will have another blonde moment and take him back.

Help I am stuck behind a company firewall did Britney tell K-aFed to find a new trailer???

To add to Wurm's prediction: After Brit takes him back, K-Fed will have another K-Fed moment and get either Lindsay Lohan or Hillary Duff pregnant. Then Brit will go "Bobbit" on this thingy. Then all 3 will pool their savings and buy a trailer on the outshirts of Vegas, and K-Fed will grow a mullet with what is left of his thinning locks.

If two people refuse to crawl under a rock and die, is it wrong to drop one (preferrably VERY large and heavy) on them to force the issue? Would anyone really have a problem with this?

Like, OMG! Does this mean he's available? 'cuz you know, girlfriend, he's HAWT! I need some new young 'uns 'round the house too, cuz when i told Brandine and Cletus to fetch me a new pack of Marlboros they said no, cuz they were all watchin' T.V. and stuff, so i make them sleep under the trailer now.

This marriage is a felony waiting to happen.

ROTFL Artchick!!

Got nuthin funny - I just hope this kid possesses a lot of resilience and a sense of humor...

bill93,
re: rock.
grab a corner, i got this side ... heave.

Bill93 and noooo (etc) - here, let me help you with that.

She got what she wanted - to the curb wit'im!
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Cynical? Me?

Nobody - snorkin' brilliant! I vote for Cretin Serial Impregnator.

Oh, great, she's back down here in La. Just what we need. Well, Dave, I'm sure that if you really do care about her, you'll continue to follow her every move, and to keep us informed.

Artchick - I am also ROTFL!

Oh, great, she's back down here in La. Just what we need. Well, Dave, I'm sure that if you really do care about her, you'll continue to follow her every move, and to keep us informed.

Artchick - I am also ROTFL!

AAAGHH! That's not the FIRST I wanted!

I can't believe I read the whole thing... Like, who cares????

They might as well just give the baby to Angelina Jolie - she's so fond of adopting children from disasters.

lousy as this sounds - I feel for her (OMG DID I REALLY TYPE THAT?????) getting suckered by a man who is using her. trailer trash or not, it still bites. having said that......... oh look, something shiney. ****crawls back slowly into corner mumbling TMI, TMI******

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