ATTENTION, DRUG CZARS

Forget heroin; we need you to start synthesizing and distributing this.

(Thanks to MOTW, who did not point out that NGF and the Love Molecules WBAGNFARB)

Comments

[Brainy Jello]

Love at First sight is short lived, apparently.

[Sean]

Love is the drug, I'm thinking of..

[MzVette]

I will be at the one year mark of my relationship in Jan... DAMN! Guess I got to find someone new.

[insomniac]

Once you've gotten addicted to this, you'll need to take larger and larger doses, to keep from belching around your beloved, falling asleep without showering and/or brushing your teeth, and engaging in long pointless arguments about who last had the remote...

[insomniac]

Once you've gotten addicted to this, you'll need to take larger and larger doses, to keep from belching around your beloved, falling asleep without showering and/or brushing your teeth, and engaging in long pointless arguments about who last had the remote...

[insomniac]

oh, and you get forgetful, too....

[TCK]

it's got nothing to do with molecular blood levels (blood molecular levels?) - whatever - its got nothing to do with that, it just that after about a year the male stops trying to impress the female (cuz he figures he's got it locked up at that point), after which the female appreciates the male less, cuz he's no longer trying to impress her, and has pretty much reverted to being the slob he was back when he wasn't trying to impress her, and it's pretty much all downhill from that point...

[southerngirl]

How depressing.

[MOTW]

Hey, I got one! . . . *TOOT!*

Psychoneuroendocrinology Journey wbagnfaNewAgeb

[Kathy P.]

And here I thought it was chocolate that did that...Who knew?

[xmnr]

If you really get addicted, this happens.

[southerngirl]

What about psychological injuries to the horse?

[Mr. Completely]

Note to horse: Just say neigh.

[U.O]

OMGWTDBBQ!!!

Or is that a redundancy?

[Ivory Bill Woodpecker]

Isn't this one of the signs of the Apocalypse?