ATTENTION ALL SHANGHAI UNITS
Key Quote: "But we still let children go inside the bars, and provide guidance to them when they touch the turtles."
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November 23, 2005
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Since when are turtles insects? Or ferrets, for that matter?
Posted by: southerngirl | November 23, 2005 at 11:15 AM
Maybe they meant PESTS (regarding the Ferrets I mean)
Posted by: Sarcasmo | November 23, 2005 at 11:20 AM
Southerngirl - you took the words right outta my mouth (you might want to wash your hands now).
Is that a ferret in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 23, 2005 at 11:20 AM
Southerngirl, I think everyone's already left for the holiday . . .
Posted by: Sarcasmo | November 23, 2005 at 11:21 AM
OK, maybe not.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | November 23, 2005 at 11:22 AM
BTW: "Shanghai Units" wbagnfa porno movie starring Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson.
Posted by: mudstuffin | November 23, 2005 at 11:26 AM
at the risk of resurrecting an old rumo(u)r, Richard Gere said,"I will not go to Shanghai until Tibet is free. Or they get hamsters."
Posted by: insomniac | November 23, 2005 at 11:28 AM
turtle and ferret soup: a new delicacy in Shanghainese restaurants.
Sorry, I skipped dinner.
Posted by: pepe | November 23, 2005 at 11:34 AM
Holiday? What holiday?
Just kidding, of course. I know it's Christmas. (I can say "Christmas" cause I don't work at Target.
Posted by: southerngirl | November 23, 2005 at 11:37 AM
Thought Police! Thought Police!
Someone said "Christmas"!
ooops...I said it too....
Posted by: Scrooge McDuck | November 23, 2005 at 11:44 AM
*zips in*
insom - tsk, tsk, tsk, that is so NOT true.
*zips out*
Posted by: Eleanor | November 23, 2005 at 11:47 AM
Scrooge - if you report me, I'll report you. Neener, neener, neener.
Posted by: southerngirl | November 23, 2005 at 11:54 AM
"Ferrets in the haystack" sounds like a euphamism for a VD. Just sayin'.
Posted by: gfunksizzle | November 23, 2005 at 11:55 AM
Isn't having children touch the turtle when he's out of his shell what got Glitter arrested?
Posted by: Somewhere North | November 23, 2005 at 12:01 PM
Okay - I have to register a complaint. I keep getting the screen that wants me to prove I'm human but I am having trouble reading the secret code I'm supposed to type in since the letters are fuzzy. Does this mean I'm alien? If so, do I qualify for some sort of allowance, stipend etc?
Posted by: Somewhere North | November 23, 2005 at 12:02 PM
... and now, an obligatory Simpsons quote.
"Somebody needs to save the wee turtles!…Help! Somebody save me from the wee
turtles!"
Posted by: Prairie Dog | November 23, 2005 at 12:37 PM
*said with thick Scottish brogue*
If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
AHHHH! Save me from the wee turtles!
Posted by: Groundskeeper Willie | November 23, 2005 at 12:48 PM
Gfunksizzle - *SNORK*
Somewhere North - Yes, yes it does. But no allowance. Bad alien! No stipend.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 23, 2005 at 12:52 PM
Gfunk, or for a crazy person a la Bats in the Belfry
Posted by: Sarcasmo | November 23, 2005 at 12:54 PM
Did anyone notice that they didn't mention 'insect' once? I guess bugs ain't steal-worthy, pettable, or bar-able.
Posted by: gjcjax | November 23, 2005 at 01:39 PM
a haiku:
strangely erotic
they play in the insect park
I touch my turtle
Posted by: mudstuffin | November 23, 2005 at 02:03 PM
Mud - *SNORK*
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 23, 2005 at 02:40 PM
those ferrets were pretty pricey. musta been heritage ferrets.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 23, 2005 at 02:51 PM
I am very SENSITIVE about stolen turtles. My pet turtle George, whom I took care of for 15 years, mysteriously disappeard one summer day from his outside pen on the same day that a group of about 15 Mexican roofers finished replaceing my hail damaged roof....I pray every night that my beloved turtle went to some five year old little boy, instead of turtle soap...HE LOOKED SO MUCH like my dear departed father....I spent many a day digging up worms for George, and he LOVED a good tomato and worm sandwich...what a guy....(except he laid eggs one year..but we didn't hold that against him.)
Thank goodness they cut the heads off turkeys...
Posted by: Novanglus | November 23, 2005 at 06:19 PM
"Since when are turtles insects? Or ferrets, for that matter?"
I meant, since when are ferrets insects, not since when are turtles ferrets.
Posted by: southerngirl | November 24, 2005 at 09:30 PM