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November 23, 2005


Be on the lookout.

Key Quote: "But we still let children go inside the bars, and provide guidance to them when they touch the turtles."


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Since when are turtles insects? Or ferrets, for that matter?

Maybe they meant PESTS (regarding the Ferrets I mean)

Southerngirl - you took the words right outta my mouth (you might want to wash your hands now).

Is that a ferret in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Southerngirl, I think everyone's already left for the holiday . . .

OK, maybe not.

BTW: "Shanghai Units" wbagnfa porno movie starring Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson.

at the risk of resurrecting an old rumo(u)r, Richard Gere said,"I will not go to Shanghai until Tibet is free. Or they get hamsters."

turtle and ferret soup: a new delicacy in Shanghainese restaurants.

Sorry, I skipped dinner.

Holiday? What holiday?

Just kidding, of course. I know it's Christmas. (I can say "Christmas" cause I don't work at Target.

Thought Police! Thought Police!

Someone said "Christmas"!

ooops...I said it too....

*zips in*

insom - tsk, tsk, tsk, that is so NOT true.

*zips out*

Scrooge - if you report me, I'll report you. Neener, neener, neener.

"Ferrets in the haystack" sounds like a euphamism for a VD. Just sayin'.

Isn't having children touch the turtle when he's out of his shell what got Glitter arrested?

Okay - I have to register a complaint. I keep getting the screen that wants me to prove I'm human but I am having trouble reading the secret code I'm supposed to type in since the letters are fuzzy. Does this mean I'm alien? If so, do I qualify for some sort of allowance, stipend etc?

... and now, an obligatory Simpsons quote.

"Somebody needs to save the wee turtles!…Help! Somebody save me from the wee

*said with thick Scottish brogue*

If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?

AHHHH! Save me from the wee turtles!

Gfunksizzle - *SNORK*

Somewhere North - Yes, yes it does. But no allowance. Bad alien! No stipend.

Gfunk, or for a crazy person a la Bats in the Belfry

Did anyone notice that they didn't mention 'insect' once? I guess bugs ain't steal-worthy, pettable, or bar-able.

a haiku:

strangely erotic
they play in the insect park
I touch my turtle

Mud - *SNORK*

those ferrets were pretty pricey. musta been heritage ferrets.

I am very SENSITIVE about stolen turtles. My pet turtle George, whom I took care of for 15 years, mysteriously disappeard one summer day from his outside pen on the same day that a group of about 15 Mexican roofers finished replaceing my hail damaged roof....I pray every night that my beloved turtle went to some five year old little boy, instead of turtle soap...HE LOOKED SO MUCH like my dear departed father....I spent many a day digging up worms for George, and he LOVED a good tomato and worm sandwich...what a guy....(except he laid eggs one year..but we didn't hold that against him.)

Thank goodness they cut the heads off turkeys...

"Since when are turtles insects? Or ferrets, for that matter?"

I meant, since when are ferrets insects, not since when are turtles ferrets.

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