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November 18, 2005

AND STILL THE SO-CALLED "DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY" DOES NOTHING

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First?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"However, the pop beauty's spokeswoman, Lesley Sloane Zelnick, insisted the couple's marriage was fine." Yea, right. Wanna bet the upcoming pregnancy doesn't dirctly involve K-Fed (the boob)'s active participation?

someone needs to find that psychic... Oddly, the article doesn't state if the psychic's a man or woman or plaaning-to-conquer-Earth-alien...

pepe - One wonders if the psychic is the probing sort of planning-to-conquer-Earth-alien. That would explain another pregnancy.

MOTW- oh yeah... That would explain the sham husband Brit has now...

Well, this actually makes sense. K-Fed doesn't officially leave a woman until she's had TWO of his children.

Did the psychic actually see a baby coming out of Britney, or was it a vision of activities many believe could lead to pregnancy?

You know, because if it was the latter our so-called psychic may have just been watching MTV.

Is this so-called psychic able to tell us who will father the thing?

Anyone with the name "Lesley Sloane Zelnick" should NOT be trusted.

However, the pop beauty's spokeswoman, Lesley Sloane Zelnick, insisted the couple's marriage was fine.

.... time to switch to plan C - psychic!

It's amazing that the psychic could predict a pregnancy......I mean, so little is known about how that stuff actually happens.

I bet she could even predict when Tuesday is gonna come around again........

pretty low Dave, not posting BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN on a Britney story - I need some preparation (or medication, or something) before I read those

Hot dammit, Dave, you're supposed to warn us, by using the headline "BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN" or some variation of it, that it's a Twitney story!

"the blonde singer"...hey, how do we know she's really blonde?

great minds think alike

Must be stressful being Britney's publicist...

Two points to Boo! (anybody tell you that you're wicked? And I mean that in a good way?)

"...a blazing row..." = Dead giveaway this came from UK source...

"The thrilled star allegedly seeks regular advice from a psychic about her future."

Britney for president?

Um, I think I speak for us all when I ask:

WHO CARES???

Thank you.

*gets down from soapbox...*

I agree completely with yesterday's verdict that we should keep K-Fed and Brit-Twit in a humaine environment prior to dropping them headfirst in boiling water. Wait... I may have mixed up the details but you really have to ask if that is a bad thing.

Oops, Dave did it again!

I had to do a double take on the headline. I expected squirrels or snakes. The next thing you know Dave will be using this title for BM (nonscatalogical)stories.

Wait I just had a great idea. Must be the chocolate. We could use the Twitmeister as an antiterrorist weapon. I'm sure the correct translation of the Koran is that upon dying in a jihad the warrior gets not 100 virgins but two Twitneys. The threat of the Ultimate Weapon of Doom would bring about world peace.

Disclaimer: No offense intended to the many lovely wonderful moslems that I know and cherish.

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The usual disrespects to the spammer, who like all of his/her kind, sucks dead oosiks.

What, do you think, do they (spammers) expect to accomplish by their seagull* runs? Do they really think anyone, especially those on such a high-level-of-intelligence blog as this one, are going to even READ their post, let alone go to their website?

*seagull run: Fly in, crap on everything, fly out.

Well ...

r.e. the "marriage is fine" comment -- that's sorta related (vaguely) to the movie line where the (disgusted) guy says, "We're not sure who the real mother is ..." about the woman ... or something like that ... (I Googled it, and can't find it ... some sorta comedy film? OMG it's terrible to lose your memory ... )

Where was I?

Oh, yeah ... as to the spammers ... if they had the intelligence to actually read something (and comprehend it, just a bit) that serves as the usual conversation on this blog (or others), do you really think they'd hafta do spamming as a job? ... just sayin' ...

U.O - Yeah, I know, but still... (grumble grumble... stupid spammers....)

Here's hoping they accept the standing invitation to hump the nearest cactus.

Mr. C--*snork* and kudos for "seagull run"--I must remember that.

I still like "hump the nearest cactus" and "you suck dead oosiks." Seagull run is an excellent term, as well.

I, too, admire the term "seagull run" ...

tho, my observation is that it is more often seagull runs ... as in "runny stuff" ...

I sometimes go to the spam sites, from morbid curiosity, but I don't recall ever buying anything.

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