ADVICE TO PRISON AUTHORITIES
When asked to spare a square, beware.
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November 17, 2005
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Posted by: jamester | November 17, 2005 at 11:36 AM
Most female prisoners do not pose much of a threat for jailbreak attempts, Upton said, but Stacy is an "unusual" case.
Sounds hot. When does she get out on parole, yo??
Posted by: K-Fed | November 17, 2005 at 11:40 AM
Hey, Mister, can you spare a urinal penny?
Posted by: MOTW | November 17, 2005 at 11:40 AM
I'm sorry, I don't have a square to spare.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | November 17, 2005 at 11:41 AM
How big are these toilet paper rolls that you have to open the cell door distribute them?
And also, adding to the litany of bad-foresight items - when she runs out next time, no one will come for help.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | November 17, 2005 at 11:46 AM
Without getting too personal, not that there is ever anything too personal on this site, what woman only needs one square when using the john? A "matron" should have known.
But maybe the have EO male matrons in that jail.
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Posted by: monkeyshines | November 17, 2005 at 11:51 AM
well, she's a moron. duh. put her in the stupid criminals file..
Posted by: queensbee | November 17, 2005 at 12:18 PM
monkeyshines - Great, see you there!
On topic: One square of TP - as if!!!
Posted by: Eleanor | November 17, 2005 at 12:54 PM
I hear she's going to try beating the matron unconscious with the toilet paper before running next time.
Posted by: Somewhere North | November 17, 2005 at 01:15 PM
"The Syringe Stabbers" WBAGNFARB!
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | November 17, 2005 at 01:59 PM
Do you think the paper mummy outfit gave her away?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 17, 2005 at 05:53 PM
My mom caught me beating the matron unconscious once and made me wash my hands with lighter fluid. Coulda been worse: coulda been squeeze cheese.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 17, 2005 at 06:09 PM