AND STILL THIS SO-CALLED "FEMA" DOES NOTHING
The toilet-snake epidemic is worsening.
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The toilet-snake epidemic is worsening.
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first, finally.
Posted by: Karl | October 20, 2005 at 11:20 AM
geezer alert: Freddy the Freeloader?
Posted by: MOTW | October 20, 2005 at 11:21 AM
Well. That certainly could affect my toilet training.
Posted by: rita | October 20, 2005 at 11:22 AM
So, first we have a female snake named Keith, and now we have a female snake named Freddy. What's up with that? And how do they know her name is Freddy, anyway? Did she tell them?
Posted by: southerngirl | October 20, 2005 at 11:28 AM
"He said she's not a bad snake."
Uh. . . just what constitutes a good snake???
(Freddy is a 'she'?)
Posted by: Lmd33 | October 20, 2005 at 11:30 AM
I am sure it was of little consolation to the homeowners to discover that it was not a bad snake. Those are the worst.
Posted by: Karl | October 20, 2005 at 11:31 AM
I thought it was normal to snake a clogged drain?
Posted by: Christobol | October 20, 2005 at 12:09 PM
Great. One more thing to worry about. A slithering snake poised beneath your behind...ready to strike.
Posted by: Down in Texas | October 20, 2005 at 12:13 PM
See? This is what I'm saying. Nowhere is safe.
Posted by: Sallyacious | October 20, 2005 at 12:20 PM
See also Pork Roast with bullet inside!
Posted by: Jorge | October 20, 2005 at 12:40 PM
Polish spam! Di, come translate! What's "sodka"?
Posted by: Tamara | October 20, 2005 at 12:41 PM
Sodka: Soda, such as baking soda.
Dupeczki: Booty's
Suka: Female Dog
I'm guessing that there was something lost due to the alphabet differences - prolly should have been SLODKIE = sweet.
I hate spam. I hate spam even more when its Polish.
*beats spam with a fryin pan*
Posted by: DDi | October 20, 2005 at 12:45 PM
Oh. That's disappointing.
"Hey, baby; wanna see my sodka?"
"Is it on your dupcia?"
"Gawd no! You're disgusting!"
Posted by: Tamara | October 20, 2005 at 12:51 PM
... said the pies to the suka.
Posted by: DDi | October 20, 2005 at 12:53 PM
No fair, Di! You know the only Polish word I know is "dupcia"--and now "sodka" and "suka"! "Pies"??
(PS To those who are not Di: "dupcia" means "derrière".)
Posted by: Tamara | October 20, 2005 at 12:59 PM
MOTW has a Red Skelton in her closet!
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | October 20, 2005 at 01:08 PM
The snake was "at death's door".
First piece of good snake news in a week.
Posted by: Eleanor | October 20, 2005 at 01:10 PM
C-bol: *snork*
Elanor: Lucky for Death that the snake wasn't in his toilet. Also, "Death's Toilet" wbagnfarb.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | October 20, 2005 at 01:15 PM
THIS JUST IN: Di says "pies" means "male dog".
Ha ha! That's way funnier than what I thought it was going to mean: "foot"!
Posted by: Tamara | October 20, 2005 at 01:44 PM
Foot = noga
I don't know of any noga that speaks... then again, I don't know of any dogs that have conversations like that either so there you go.
Posted by: DDi | October 20, 2005 at 01:49 PM
*ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding*
Aunt Nancy wins the prize - GERITOL!
Posted by: MOTW | October 20, 2005 at 02:05 PM
"The Toilet Snakes" WBAGNFARB!
With all these snakes in toilets, perhaps the old Revolutionary War flag with the rattlesnake on it should have its motto changed from "Don't Tread On Me" to "Don't P*** On Me"?
And, of course: "Toilet snakes. Why did it have to be toilet snakes?"
Don't tread OR p*** on me, lest I poke your eyes out with my daggerlike beak, Ivory Bill Woodpecker
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | October 20, 2005 at 02:10 PM
Wow... was there an intermission for a Polish lesson in there, or was I having a recto-cranial inversion there for a minute?
Musta missed a Poland reference somewhere, I'm hoping.
(p.s. Recto-cranial inversion = having one's head up one's ass. I wonder how you say that in Polish.)
Posted by: Mr. Completely | October 20, 2005 at 04:16 PM
There was some Polish spam, but Judi or Nava deleted it. OR, we're crazy.
Posted by: Tamara | October 20, 2005 at 04:26 PM
I think snakes hide in toilets when hurricanes approach, hence the rash (har!) of toilet snake incidents lately.
Posted by: Mike "Mad's Dork" Weasel | October 20, 2005 at 06:55 PM
Mr. Completely - You don't say that in Polish. You use a descriptive picture.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | October 20, 2005 at 07:46 PM
Well, I guess that Freddy's life was in the crapper ... so to speak ...
(I could offer a couple of phrases in Finnish, but someone out there would prolly understand them ... so I won't ...)
Posted by: U.O | October 21, 2005 at 12:05 AM
G Dev - We saw you spam on the other page. Your comment looks on topic, but only if you a) have noide what this blog is about and b) didn't bother to read ANY of the comments.
Such is the behavior of a crapweasel.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | October 21, 2005 at 11:03 AM
*noide = no idea
Failing to "preview" for mistakes is not the behavoir of a crapweasel. Rather, it is the behavior of an asshat.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | October 21, 2005 at 11:05 AM
bj -
Tnx4 clearing that up ... here I thot "noide" was one of them clever, slangy internetlanguage terms I hafta learn ...
Posted by: U.O | October 21, 2005 at 02:17 PM
G DEV: I invite you, as I invite all spammers, to go hump the nearest available cactus at your earliest convenience. You suck dead oosiks.
From the Group W bench, IBW
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | October 21, 2005 at 03:14 PM
IBW -
Let's us take G Dev and them others over to the OTHER end of the Group W bench, where the Father Rapers are still ... well, you get the idea, I'm sure ...
Posted by: U.O | October 21, 2005 at 03:31 PM