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September 15, 2005

WHY THE HECK DIDN'T WE THINK OF THIS?

Yoongchang Co. presents: A  portable bidet with... wait for it... a digital camera.

(Via Gizmodo)

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Looks like I'll be first just because no one knows what to say about such a thing.

I don't know..Sounds like a bad way to mix buisiness and pleasure...Oh and Number two?

gives "point and shoot" a whole new meaning

Good Lord.

Now THAT is a crap cam..

For the exhibitionist on the go?

And *snork*@Sean's comment

- nozzel : interior insertion type ....

That's not a bidet, it's a douche!!!! YUCK!!!!!

Unless the camera has good shutter speed...the action shots are just going to look blurry...

The CHARMING-2005-F03! Convenient and easy use in any place!

How many places other than, erm, uh, you know, do you need apply a bidet?

Neccessity is the mother of all invention...no, wait...

There is no way this could be used without hovering.

"The Trochoid Pumps" wbagnfarb

OK, I'm not getting this. A bidet requires a water source: if its portable, where's the water? Do you hook it up to the sink with a hose? Which part of that thing is the sprayer, and which part is the camera? Please, I'm just an old geezer, this newfangled technology is very confusing to me.

*leans on cane, hobbles out of room*

*zips in*

*decides to wait for answers to Aunt Nancy's questions and add her own*

Huh????

I believe I wipe more effectively than you, Johnson, and now I have the photos to PROVE IT!

I guess this was the natural progression. Most SUVs these days have rear mounted cameras so you can see what you are backing into.

*SNORK!* at Christobol!!!!

And by the way...if your HAND is under your ass while the water rushes down....um....do you then need the portable HAND cleaner? All this convenience is too hard to carry....

I'll stick to scooting across the carpet...

Address: 201(2f), #1951, Yongam-dong ...

Sometimes nothing more needs to be said.

Aunt Nancy: I don't think it uses water. It mentions "Silver-Nano Technology" which, according to this:

Silver Nano employs the safe and sanitizing power of silver to eradicate airborne bacteria and germs.

Now available in the Philippines through Samsung’s AS18P0GEA5 split type air-conditioner models with digital display, Silver Nano—specifically billions of nano-sized silver ions (Ag+) are coated in the air-con’s interior to prevent bacteria build-up in the machine. The coating also has a deodorizing effect: thus, Silver Nano air doesn’t just feel pure, it smells pure, too. A Silver ion filter, meanwhile, strips and kills any harmful bacteria or fungi floating in the air.

I will also refrain from commenting about the second-to-last sentence of this quote.

thank you aunt nancy for posting my questions and to gary for attempting to answer them.

*snork* at punkin

So let me get this straight. You're going to clean your rear with....air?

I thought that was illegal? At least the last time I put a portable camera near the men's toilet during the fireman's calendar poster shoot there was a bit of an issue.

interior insertion... airborne bacteria?

There's no air in there.

I give up.

No comprendo.

Gary - thank you. I understand. This thing blows ionized air up your backside in an attempt to "clean" it. Unless this thing blows air at 80-100 psi, its not going to blast off any "residue". Sheesh.

Punkin: *SNORK*

My cat does that scooting thing sometimes.
Imagining a person trying to do the same thing....um...well.....

Look, something shiny!

Thought, most of the world's tp is worse than a page out of the Sears catalog (if any can be found at all) and it's a no no to put said tp in the toilet. It must be discarded in the waste can next to the toilet. So let Paltrow go, I'm staying in the USA.

and let her take a portable bidet with her.

So far, amazingly, nobody's mentioned the advertiser's claim of "Healthy and clean life".

Taking photos of your own privates is, I suppose healthier than - omigod! You could position it under the stall next to you and...!!!

Now I'm all paranoid.

And Dave, do NOT take Sean's advice.

For those Straight Dope fans, check out today's featured "Recent Additions", including this one:

Is it dangerous to use an air hose to induce flatus?

Everybody have fun tonight;
Everybody Yoongchang tonight.

Or not.

CHRISTOBOL! *SSSNNOOOORRRRKKKK!!!*

Look! a new product
Our brand new Asian bidet
Get shiny hinnie

you're going to clean your rear with..air?
there was a scene cut out of Desperately Seeking Susan with Madonna, and no toilet paper , and a hot-air blower along these lines...

One of this slick new product's features: "Low noise." I think we all remember the time when the 3.5 HP engines on early model portable bidets were deafening.

"Let's all give it up for...South Korea and the Portable Bidets!"

The contact person, Mr. TaeGyeong Yoon, urges us to leave him a message. Where does one even begin?

Gary - in regards to the article you linked to:

Rectum? Dang near killed 'em!

MikeKR - SNORK! (Although my own 220v 5 speed bidet was relatively quiet)

A.N. - 80-100 lbs of air up your ...
*shudder* (not *shutter*)

So after you finish, you tell your you (not ewe)-know-what to smile or say Cheese?

Oh, slyeyes! You beat me to it!

Okay, I'll go with my second choice....

Bidet with camera? There have been numerous web sites devoted to that sort of thing for years!

The bidet made by Biffy really works, is easy to install, and costs under $100 bucks. Try the Biffy bidet today.
www.biffy.com

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