"WHY IS MY DOG SCOOTING?"

The video.

(Thanks to thornapple river)

Comments

[chambrey]

one of the more accurate titles i've seen in awhile

[Palpatine]

Anal Sacs...?!?

I am constantly amazed at what people will build web sites about...

[Lou Bricant]

"Why is My Developer Making Boring and Pointless Flash Files?"

The Animation.

[Crash]

EEEEWWWW
The most incredible flash i have ever seen.

[Aunt Nancy]

This is why I pay my veterinarian large sums of money. There is no freakin' way I'm going to do this for my dog.

[melody]

I'm just thanking Heavens right now that I don't have an anal sac.

[philintexas]

Dave/Judi....Could you add DNVWEUYWTHOYK (Do Not View While Eating Unless You Want To Hurl On Your Keyboard) as a category?

The IT guys will never know if I just hose it off right?

[Kilmeny]

My vet once tried to talk me into learning how to do this for my elderly beagle. I have never trusted hime since. I mean after all, he's the one who gets paid an obscene amount of money for this job.

And he earns every single dime. Gross.

[Federal Duck]

"Hey Jim, me and the guys are heading down to the Jolly Goat for a brew. You in?"

"Naw, man. Me and Lurleen are putting up some drapes and then emptying Booger's anal glands."

*click*

"Um, hello?"

[Sallyacious]

If you scroll down the page, there's a handy little demo where you can *practice* doing both external and internal sac emptying. I wonder if they're planning to release it for Xbox.

[U.O]

Wowser! Learn somethin' every day!

And here I thot Raggs was just having a problem with piles ... (I can't spell hemorrhoids, so I hadda resort to the vernacular ... )

[Aunt Nancy]

Out in the country past the city limits sign
Well there's a vet’s clinic near the county line
The joint starts howling everyday when the pets show up
They got collies, kitties, horses & sheep
It's where all the local dogs go to butt scootin' boogie

It’s got a tough job they work hard for their money
When the dogs come in, claws hit the floor runnin'
Tryin’ to escape the inevitable latex glove
They go flyin' down that hallway to that exam room
Stuff stuck in their glands they do the butt scootin' boogie

Yeah, anal glands, crammed, jammed, poor ol’ poochies go butt scootin
Papillion, black lab, lady bring your dog back we're gonna boogie
Oh come around, hold him down, go to town butt scootin' boogie

The vet asks me lady what’s wrong with your dog
I say he’s scooting his butt all over the lawn
The neighbors give me dirty looks whenever he goes out
Doc says your dog’s glands are full of poo, all out makin' him sore
Doin' the butt scootin' boogie

Yeah, anal glands, crammed, jammed, poor ol’ poochies go butt scootin
Papillion, black lab, lady bring your dog back we're gonna boogie
Oh come around, hold him down, go to town butt scootin' boogie

[Christobol]

I bet even your best friend won't hang out with you after walking in on you emptying your dog's anal sacs.

Even if he did let you explain it.

[LadyBug]

I (Heart) Aunt Nancy.

(I did NOT click that link. I'm eating right now. And I prefer to keep my lunch on the INSIDE and off of my keyboard, thankyouverymuch.)

[TCK]

so when my dog's draggin his ass across the living room carpet he's......what? ewwww!!! time to burn the carpet

[TCK]

also, "impacted anal sac" - not a good name for a rock band - but would be a good nickname for my brother-in-law

[VictoriaE77]

philintexas ~ Just put it in the dishwasher. They'll never know.

I promise.

*muffled giggle*

[LabSpecimen]

Why did I click that link? Why did I click the video? What is wrong with me?

[crossgirl]

so aunt nancy, you're from out west and obviously know the song. tell us,is this why cowboys do that boot scootin' boogie? cowboys have anal glands?!

[queensbee]

well, cats have em too, and it makes them scoot. its pretty painful for the critter. so be thankful peoples dont have this. however, a website on this? ewww. enough i had to discuss it with the vet.

[Aunt Nancy]

crossgirl - I'm from the Midwest and I don't know if cowboys have anal glands. However, some of them are anal pores, if you get my drift. And I myself don't "boot scoot". I prefer ballroom dancing with my outstandingly handsome Scandanavian-god husband.

[Guin]

Just add 2 tablespoons of canned pumpkin or a half-cup of cooked green beans to your dog's food every day. That takes care of the scooting problem.

[Christobol]

Dammit. The blog is now blocking French.

How am I supposed to make a joke with impacted anal sacs on a French menu?

When you outlaw French, only outlaws will have French!

[TCK]

Dammit. Le blog bloque maintenant le français. Comment est-ce que je suis censé faire une plaisanterie avec les sacs anaux effectués sur un menu français? Quand vous proscrivez le français, seulement proscrit aura le français!

[TCK]

blocking french what?

[Jordan]

Well, if -- like me -- you'd like to change your visual association with "dog scooting," take a peek at this video clip of a dog who actually knows how to ride a skateboard.

Turns and everything.

www.nicejewishmortgagebroker.com/dog

Enjoy!

[Deon]

Judi did this to us?

We must have displeased her in some way. Quick! Send chocolate, hunk pin-ups and booze! Maybe we'll be spared further torment since we seem incapable of refusing to click the links she provides.

[Christobol]

Hmmm...testing, just ignore...

Sacs Anaux Effectués en Sauce à Vin Rouge.

Of course, with a coupon it's only $150.

[Christobol]

oops .

Okay, apparently it has to do with the name of my restaurant, which combined French and Spanish and meant something like House of the head of a cow.

[John]

Word of the day:

SACCULECTOMY

[wondering]

Was anyone else amazed that their company web blocker seemed perfectly ok with a site that had the word anal_sac in the title?

They don't block that but they block me innocent other little websurfing??? I work for Fascists

[wondering]

(Let's pretend my use of the word ME in the previous post was my anticipation of ITLAPD, me hearties.)

[Eleanor]

I'm passing here. My mother said I should never talk about or listen to anything that had the word anal in it.

*zips out*

[insomniac]

Do you know the way to empty anal sacs ?
I've got a website here that contains all the facts.
Lots of things go wrong with anal sacs
Rover scoots on the floor, what's left behind, well, it ain't wax!
Impacted sacs are not a picnic
If you let 'em go, they'll get abscessed
In a week or maybe two, you'll have quite a mess!
We'll turn all your fears into sac-success!
To all the vets who never were , now's your chance to do your best!

[Sean]

I wonder if vets keep stats like linebackers...( NFL Films voice ) .." A day on the frozen tundra that Dr. Jones wont soon forget..A career high twelve sacs for the day..The tight ends were no match for his up the middle attack ..He penetrated even the smallest of holes with fierce determination.."

[William Jefferson Clinton]

Interesting... I never played the anal sax. Oral sax was the only sax for me.

[dougdoots]

The animation needs a theme song...

[Odd Ditty]

The task of emptying your dog's anal sacs is much more pleasantly done if you hum the tune "Boot Scootin' Boogie" whilst emptying.

[Jillywilly]

My mother prides herself on emptying her dog's anal sacs herself (interal method. Rubber gloves. Vaseline. A little Kenny G. in the background). After seeing a visual of what this entails, I must now excuse myself to gouge out my retinas with a melon baller. That is all. Thank you.

[Deon]

OMGosh Jilly.

hilarious!

[Candy Tutt]

We had a cat that scooted her butt across the rug, but it was because she was too damn FAT to wash her butt. We went through a LOT of Hexol and papertowels...More I think about it, I don't blame her...PHTOOOOOEEEEEYECHHHH!

[U.O]

Wowser! Learn somethin' every day ...

What an erudite bunch!

I'm proud to be even remotely associated with this gang ...

(And ... when it comes to emptying anal sacs, the remoter, the better ...)

[louis gehrig]

A.N. - Another Masterpiece

C'bol - "Blocked French" & "Impacted Anal Sacs"?
The Blog's Redundancy Dept. most likely stopped that one.

Jilly Willy - Kenny G.? You owe me for a keyboard and moniter.

[Aunt Nancy]

Sean - "Linebacker Vets" WBAGNF an Iowa State University intramural football team. Your play by play analysis made me snork beer all over my keyboard!

Louis - on the subject of football, after one week my fantasy team is in second place in our ten team league.

[just sayin']

why, oh why, oh why did i click that link ...
and i canNOT believe that nobody else said:
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

[louis gehrig]

A.N. - Cool, let's hope your season goes better than the Hawkeyes. Will I ever learn?

[gfunksizzle]

Jesus, Dave.

Uncalled for.

[Dave]

Hey, I didn't post that.

[gfunksizzle]

True.

Jesus, judi.

[Minsc and Boo]

Isn't that why Trickie woo went flopbot?

[judi]

oh, yeah, but he WANTED to! lol ;)