SQUIRREL TERRORISM UPDATE
Those little bastards.
(Thanks to Chris)
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Those little bastards.
(Thanks to Chris)
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If she only had that new cornhole technology....
Posted by: Russell | September 23, 2005 at 02:27 PM
We have long held that there are squirrel terrorists, therefore this could be classified as their version of a car bomb.
Posted by: Martinishark | September 23, 2005 at 02:32 PM
Those squirrels are actually working with that Gecco. Notice that this was not covered by insurance? It is a conspiracy.
Posted by: vernterv | September 23, 2005 at 02:34 PM
Thousands of nuts? That's a lot of nuts.
Can we look at it from the squirrel's side for a moment. Here they are, putting away food for the winter. They've worked really hard. They've collected a thousand nuts. Then, all of a sudden this...this...HUMAN comes along and throws all the nuts away.
I bet those squirrels didn't have Nut-Theft Insurance. Who's the terrorist now? Huh? Huh?
Posted by: melody | September 23, 2005 at 02:39 PM
are we sure there's not some neighborhood boys behind this? and can't she just be a little bit grateful that it's not snakes?
Posted by: crossgirl | September 23, 2005 at 02:52 PM
The crucial question though is was there anything in her bonnet? No? How about her underpants? Not directly related to the squirrel terrorism, but we're curious.
Posted by: Somewhere North | September 23, 2005 at 02:56 PM
it does seem like an elaborate squirrely prank
Posted by: blurkerette | September 23, 2005 at 03:03 PM
"I was freaking out because I didn't want anything wrong with it since it's brand new," said Tiffany Smith."
Yeah, like totally.
Posted by: mudstuffin | September 23, 2005 at 03:06 PM
Look at the bright side: at least this way there's no room for a snake.
Posted by: KJP | September 23, 2005 at 04:50 PM
"Smith checked with her insurance company and it said this kind of damage is not covered." Does that really surprise any of us?
Posted by: MikeKr | September 23, 2005 at 04:59 PM
I have a one word solution for her problem: garage. And if that doesn't work, she can rent my squirrel deterrent system.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | September 23, 2005 at 05:25 PM
Yet another example of the insurance conspiracy out to get us all.
Posted by: Crash | September 23, 2005 at 05:32 PM
A.N. - Exactly what I was thinking!
Posted by: Eleanor | September 23, 2005 at 05:47 PM
Actually, squirrels being what they are (nasty little pests, but cute), a garage probably wouldn't be much help. It's practically impossible to secure a structure against a sufficiently motivated squirrel, as my grandparents from Buffalo were forced to acknowledge many years ago. They gnaw their way in, like mice, and I think they also have the rodentian ability to squish themselves through what would be an impossibly small space for creatures without their skeletal flexibility.
Posted by: BLT | September 24, 2005 at 12:52 AM
This is the story about my car and I can't believe how much attention it has recieved. In response to all of your comments...
~ I'm a big animal lover and I felt bad for destroying the squirrels home and taking away it's food.
~No there was no nieghborhood boy behind this it was obvious that it had been a squirrel that had made it's home.
~ there was over $1,000 worth of damage due to chewed wires, electrical harness, and insulation replacement.
~ We have 4 cars and a two car garage which makes it really hard to always be able to park in the garage but I did try with no luck they still got in. We are doing repairs on the garage at this very moment.
~ Animal Planet will also be covering this silly story in the end of november.
~we lined our driveway with boxes of moth balls and placed them under our cars along with alot of critter ritter spray and other animal repelent, and there has been a great decrease in the amount of walnuts found under my hood.
~*Tiffany*~
Posted by: ~*Tiffany*~ | October 12, 2005 at 02:15 PM