SPEAKING OF FLUSHING

Toilet College!

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[Ivory Bill Woodpecker]

Will that guy who takes microbe samples from toilets--the guy who ignited a toilet seat to sterilize it--be one of the professors there?
Also--First? if yes, BOO-YAH! (or on this blog, maybe that should be BOO-GER!!!)

From the swamps of Arkansas, Ivory Bill Woodpecker

[john?]

Be sure to check the Balitmore and Washington papers the next couple of days; there was a truck on northbound I-95 that lost a portapotty in the left lane.

[Shredder]

Will this be a BS degree?

[Aunt Nancy]

Shredder - this is definitely a BS degree. Eventually, you'll be able to get even higher degrees: an MS (More of the Same) or a PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper).

[gumbocharlie]

Dave, if you see any helicopters associate firearms immediately.

[queensbee]

hey! what's wrong with Flushing? My family lives there. its a great old neighborhood! you dissin' Queens, or what?

[«LabSpecimen»]

Their mascot.

[Eleanor]

*zips in*

I lived in Flushing for the first 8 years of my life, so I'm qith queensbee here! Fine city!

*zips out to check on matriculation opportunities*

[Eleanor]

with, not qith...

Carry on.

[Chianca At Large]

The World Toilet Organization is a nonprofit organization with 17 members, including the Restroom Association of Singapore, the Japan Toilet Association and the Beijing Tourism Bureau.

Do you suppose the tourism bureau is listing this association in their promotional materials?

[«LabSpecimen»]

Queensbee and Eleanor:

First, I don't see how you can conclude that Dave is dissing Queens in this blog entry, so don't get your panties in an uproar.

Secondly, there are GOATS running in the STREETS in Flushing. Dave doesn't need to diss Flushing. Their livestock is doing a fine job of it on their own.

[tyler]

I think a PhD from toilet college stands for Potty Hole Degree.

[Christobol]

No wonder my mother always said "This bathroom looks like you flunked out of toilet college!"

And that was in my kitchen.

[kibby F5™]

Remeber, this is from a City/State that in '88 installed urine sensors in elevators to force people to use the public toilets.

They also outlawed Public Gum Chewing.

I see they've come a long way!

*wonders where the light bulb gets installed in a toilet*

*wonders why he doesn't have one*

*wonders if their're ...courses on toilet design and architecture ... will help Dave's campagn against Low Flow Toilets*

[Russell]

"taking away urine salt inside the toilet"

If I go to Toilet College, I guess I'd know what this means....

[jamester]

Mr Hanky will be the Dean of Discipline...

[Stupendous Man]

Are there scholarships available?

[Marilyn Davis]

I'm a native New Yorker, born in Queens & lived there for 6 years, transplanted here to Florida in 1987.

Don't dis Queens unless you've lived there. It's not healthy. LOL

[SlickRick]

"We are going to train the toilet cleaners to upgrade himself or herself to a level where he or she can take care of the entire toilet, including changing bulbs, repairing leaky taps... technical cleaning, taking away urine salt inside the toilet"

I'm waiting for the Toilet Cleaner Version 3.1 upgrade.

[TCK]

Japan Toilet Association WBAGNFARB - also World Toilet Organization

for those current and former Flushing residents taking offense, please be advised that, in the phrase "Speaking of Flushing," the word "Flushing" is utilzed as a verb (i.e. an action word), defined as:

1 a : to cause to flow b : to pour liquid over or through; especially : to cleanse or wash out with or as if with a rush of liquid

whereas the name of your current or former place of residence is a noun (i.e. person, place or thing) defined as:

1 section of New York City on Long Island in Queens

so, despite the fact that your home town is named after an action word most commonly used to describe the action of emptying a poop recepticle, no ofense should be taken.

[kibby F5™]

...remember, Dave's from the NYC area too....

[kibby F5™]

.. and I ALWAYS liked Flushing Meadows.

Great concept!

[Jillywilly]

Urine salts? Sounds like the least popular Bath & Bodyworks product. Ever.

[Cheesewiz]

DANGER very bad pun to follow

The Asians are really ahead in this area.

[insomniac]

they will re-think their 'not-for-profit' status when they learn about generating electricity from cow poo.