SNAKES MAKING NEWS ALL OVER
It's a good thing this guy didn't meet this snake. Meanwhile, Ashley is missing.
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September 01, 2005
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Just to be safe, I'm taking the whole Yang family off the official BJ list.
Posted by: Christobol | September 01, 2005 at 09:08 AM
The man... was accidentally bitten by a fierce grey snake on his lips...
This naturally leads to speculation as to what brought Mr. Yang's lips into proximity with the snake in the first place. No matter how you picture it, it ain't pretty.
Posted by: Maud | September 01, 2005 at 09:14 AM
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Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | September 01, 2005 at 09:34 AM
I pictured it pretty.
Posted by: Christobol | September 01, 2005 at 09:37 AM
On the bright side they didn't say anything about him eating it!
Posted by: kibby F5™ | September 01, 2005 at 09:50 AM
Here's where Lang and I differ. If it was me, and the snake pissed me off, I'd just call it some very bad names, and then run like hell. Screaming.
Posted by: Amy | September 01, 2005 at 09:57 AM
"accidentally bitten by a fierce grey snake"
How do they know the snake didn't do it on purpose?
Posted by: Otis J. Cribblecobbis | September 01, 2005 at 10:00 AM
"accidentally bitten by a fierce grey snake"
How do they know the snake didn't do it on purpose?
Posted by: Otis J. Cribblecobbis | September 01, 2005 at 10:00 AM
Sooo... to sum the article up, Yang was doing something extremely inappropriate with the snake's second head and the snake bit him in return so in a fit of passion he killed it and has taken up with Ashley instead.
Posted by: Somewhere North | September 01, 2005 at 10:03 AM
Did I type "Lang"? I meant "Yang".
Posted by: Amy | September 01, 2005 at 10:32 AM
"The right head appears to be the dominant one."
I nominate the two headed snake as the official mascot of the US government.
Posted by: tyler | September 01, 2005 at 10:36 AM
I can't believe I'm the first to say this... but "Two-Headed Snake" WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Scott M | September 01, 2005 at 12:04 PM
tyler *snork*
If a snake bit me I think I would stab it with a shovel or stomp on it not bite it. But I have to wonder when he bit it did it taste like chicken?
Posted by: Mad "about weasel" Scientist | September 01, 2005 at 01:12 PM
ER Doc: What happened to you?
Yang(through swollen lips):A two-headed thnake thaid,"I haven't had a bite in days". Tho I bit it!
Posted by: insomniac | September 01, 2005 at 04:50 PM
Erotik suche
Erotik Katalog
Posted by: Hans im Glück | September 05, 2005 at 06:25 PM
So arriving here after searching for my ex boyfriend's picture under the two-headed snake thing, I was wholly confused by the extra B in the WBAGN(B)FARD. Is there anti-venom(b) for this?
Posted by: Angela Tanner | February 07, 2006 at 08:52 PM
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Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 05, 2008 at 11:34 AM
< a href="http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2005/09/snakes_making_n.html#comments" >let's see if this works< /a >
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 06, 2008 at 12:17 PM
Is it getting old yet?
Posted by: Mean | February 13, 2008 at 09:33 PM
Like this, Grouchy?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 19, 2008 at 06:57 PM