NOW ALL DOROTHY HAS TO WORRY ABOUT IS THE BEARS
Because the lions and tigers are busy.
(Thanks to Brad Hutchings)
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Because the lions and tigers are busy.
(Thanks to Brad Hutchings)
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Where's Toto!?!
Posted by: Sunny | September 16, 2005 at 10:02 AM
"But will you respect me in the morning?"
"Um...Sure! Of course! Hold still."
Posted by: Federal Duck | September 16, 2005 at 10:04 AM
Miss lion doesn't look too thrilled..
Posted by: Sean | September 16, 2005 at 10:05 AM
She actually looks a bit bored.
Posted by: VictoriaE77 | September 16, 2005 at 10:05 AM
Also, Napoleon Dynamite would have a fit.
Posted by: Federal Duck | September 16, 2005 at 10:06 AM
Cats and dogs--living together...MASS HYSTERIA!
This is almost as disturbing as the gay penguin controversy.
Posted by: MartiniShark | September 16, 2005 at 10:06 AM
Tigons and ligers bare all - Oh My!
Posted by: Dorothy | September 16, 2005 at 10:09 AM
Dave, are you suggesting a bear is going to try to mate with Dorothy in a safari park?
That is worrisome.
Posted by: Christobol | September 16, 2005 at 10:13 AM
I think you need to get the "Special Edition" DVD of "The Lion King" to see that scene.
Posted by: Chianca At Large | September 16, 2005 at 10:16 AM
Animal porn!
Posted by: rufus | September 16, 2005 at 10:24 AM
I think she has a headache.
Posted by: pogo | September 16, 2005 at 10:24 AM
It's not unusual for tigers and lions to breed in safari parks - but it is seldom caught on film.
However, the photography pervert's persistence paid off. "Lucky for me I had my CHARMING-2005-F03 portable bidet with digital camera handy."
Posted by: Dorothy | September 16, 2005 at 10:30 AM
If only the Cowardly Lion could have gotten his courage up, so to speak...
Posted by: Kilmeny | September 16, 2005 at 10:34 AM
One of the girl lions in the back is a watcher. *giggle*
Posted by: Reluctant Floridian | September 16, 2005 at 10:36 AM
The lioness in the foreground may look less than thrilled, but did you see the look on the face of the lioness in the background?
Interpretation #1: They're doing what in front of a camera?!?
Interpretation #2: That two-timing S.O.B.! I'm gonna kill him!
Interpretation #3: Did you see that? I didn't think she was hetero!
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | September 16, 2005 at 10:39 AM
Hey dont blame the tiger he was distracted.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | September 16, 2005 at 10:41 AM
Hey dont blame the tiger he was distracted.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | September 16, 2005 at 10:42 AM
I would say she looks TOTALLY pissed. Is it Exxon that uses a tiger mascot? So in their new campaign, the lion represents electricity here.
This is taking the hybrid trend a little too far.
Posted by: TrillianAstra | September 16, 2005 at 10:59 AM
why do we need two seperate names for the offspring of lion/tiger sex? they don't do that with wolf hybrids. and was this a set up? did they hide all the male lions and female tigers so that they would HAVE to resort to this, cameras be damned?
Posted by: crossgirl | September 16, 2005 at 11:04 AM
Didn't this post need a warning?
just askin'.....
Posted by: Eleanor | September 16, 2005 at 11:06 AM
tigers are just so randy. and that is one bored lioness.
randy tigers wbagnfarb
Posted by: queensbee | September 16, 2005 at 11:08 AM
This is a little scary. That's the same face my wife makes!
Posted by: Not sayin' | September 16, 2005 at 11:10 AM
"Put a tiger in your..."
"Once you've gone tiger baby, you'll never go back."
Posted by: Christobol | September 16, 2005 at 11:11 AM
Also, this is an inherent danger of rear mount permiscuity. That lioness wouldn't know if that was a drunken circus midget back there.
Q: did you just make that comment so you could type "rear mount permiscuity"?
A: yes. I think it wbagnfarb.
Posted by: Christobol | September 16, 2005 at 11:14 AM
Crossgirl - we sometimes have different names for the cross-bred offspring. A mule is the offspring of a stallion and a female ass. If it's a jack ass and a mare, the offspring is a "hinny".
Posted by: pogo | September 16, 2005 at 11:58 AM
tnx, Pogo, for clearing that up ... I'd fergot ...
... however ... what's the connection of Lines and Taggers with Dorothy ???
... or did I sleep thru that part ???
(I've got a great memory ... it just doesn't last very long ...)
Posted by: U.O | September 16, 2005 at 12:53 PM
In the cinemocragphic version of this event, her cell phone rings.
Posted by: Brad | September 16, 2005 at 01:03 PM
rufus: it's not just "animal porn" ...
it's KITTY PORN!!
Posted by: TCK | September 16, 2005 at 01:38 PM
also, it's not bears Dorothy needs to worry about - it's those freakin' scary FLYING MONKEYS
Posted by: TCK | September 16, 2005 at 01:42 PM
who's your tiger?! WHO'S YOUR TIGER?!
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Maybe being "a tiger in the sack" isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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heh heh, cracked.
Posted by: sct72 | September 16, 2005 at 02:32 PM
*just realized all those You f&*@ like a tiger! comments weren't compliments*
*fails to care*
Posted by: Christobol | September 16, 2005 at 02:52 PM
"The Liger - Bred for it's mystical powers" - Napolean Dynamite
Posted by: MyManMisterC | September 20, 2005 at 04:18 PM