GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS, ME HEARTIES
Ahoy and avast, there ain't no frogs in yer beer, mateys. But shiver me timbers, the truth is not farrrrrrrr from it.
(Thanks to Cap'n Chris Miller
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September 19, 2005
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expert in tribology? Threadin' the sword in the scabbard is yer expertise, matey?
Posted by: Pirate Doris, the Badly Burnt | September 19, 2005 at 10:39 AM
Arrrrr...... who peed in the grog!
Posted by: OtherDave | September 19, 2005 at 10:40 AM
'tis a fine brew, drink enough of it, and yer corpse will keep 'til ye reach port again!
Posted by: insomniac the cranky | September 19, 2005 at 10:43 AM
*deftly slips a frog into mudstuffin's sake*
Posted by: Pirate Doris, the Badly Burnt | September 19, 2005 at 10:43 AM
YARR! I'll be stickin' with me 20 ounce Dr. Pepper in the Plastic Bottle.
Posted by: Decrepit Bobby Slaughter a.k.a. Sarcasmo | September 19, 2005 at 10:45 AM
"Friction, Wear and Lubrication" wbagnfarb ARRRRRR!
Posted by: Russell | September 19, 2005 at 10:49 AM
and so might " The Culinary Blunders"
Posted by: Russell | September 19, 2005 at 10:52 AM
Put a frog in my beer and you'll be kissin' the gunner's daughter, me bucko.
-Castaway Aetheflaed the Fierce Eye
Posted by: Christobol | September 19, 2005 at 10:57 AM
"an expert in tribology — the study of friction, wear and the lubrication,"... and the hoiven - glaven, I assume.
Posted by: mudstuffin | September 19, 2005 at 11:04 AM
wench is soon to go
to davy jones' locker, put
a frog in me wine
Posted by: mudstuffin | September 19, 2005 at 11:06 AM
Aye, mateys, and did ye know that there's farrrrr less Nutrasweet in the fountain diet drinks? Saccharin doesn't degrade as quickly, so they change the recipe for fountain syrup. Tastes better IMHO, and it doesn't kill as many brain cells. Just so ya know.
Posted by: neatfreak | September 19, 2005 at 11:15 AM
I says to the brig with any wretch who taints the mead. A tot of frog in a chalice of grog is unacceptable.
Posted by: Martinishark Infested Waters | September 19, 2005 at 11:23 AM
We all know, I'm sure, that frogs are best kept in peaches...
Posted by: jamester | September 19, 2005 at 11:43 AM
arrgghh... more reasons to drink rum... or rhum...
Posted by: the Gypsy | September 19, 2005 at 11:46 AM
ahoy maties- no need to get the jonsies aboot nothing more an a little frog in the grog - if it be yer brain cells yer looking to save, grog ain't the drink fer ya nohow - n after the first two er three draghts, it all tastes the same
Posted by: TCK | September 19, 2005 at 12:03 PM
Whay did they have to pick on Spaghetti O's???
That's all.
Carry on.
I'll get over it.
Posted by: Eleanor aka Wench Grainne O'Malley the Thieving | September 19, 2005 at 04:12 PM
Seems as if I recall learning that there was more than just a hint of formaldehyde in the beer in South Viet Nam pubs ...
Just sayin' ...
ARRRRRRRR, I'm not sorry I missed that taste sensation ...
Posted by: Yellow Bill Straw | September 19, 2005 at 06:54 PM
why is a pirate celled a pirate? because they arrrrrrrrrrr.
Posted by: cunt | January 08, 2010 at 10:43 PM