URGENT BREAKING BRITNEY SPEARS BULLETIN
Key Scientifically Questionable Quote: "Her moon is a female planet."
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Well, at least they have a 50-50 shot at getting it right.
Posted by: pogo | August 29, 2005 at 09:08 AM
"Also, I saw Britney going into an exclusive boutique, buying $10K worth of baby boy clothing. So in my educated opinion, she'll have a boy."
Posted by: MOTW | August 29, 2005 at 09:21 AM
This is a spirit that she has known and been connected to for a long, long time... as far back as Egypt, even Atlantis.
Suddenly it all makes sense.
Posted by: Chianca At Large | August 29, 2005 at 09:31 AM
OOOOH Chianca, marvelous special effects!
Also, MOTW: not necessarily, maybe they were in a fetching shade of pastel teal she couldn't resist...
Lastly: Most cultures regard the moon as feminine and the sun as masculine, one exception being Japanese mythology in which the Sun is the Goddess Amaterasu. Japan also has a Goddess of Mirth who tells dirty jokes. :o)
Posted by: Candy Tutt | August 29, 2005 at 09:39 AM
*Jumps down from Geezer Bus*
Totally off topic, but... The Grammy winners. Who???
*Re-boards bus*
Posted by: pogo | August 29, 2005 at 09:48 AM
just lets not anybody televise her delivery.
Posted by: queensbee | August 29, 2005 at 10:01 AM
Well, I guess the burnt toast on ebay was incorrect. Never trust bread, I always say...
Posted by: ghilie | August 29, 2005 at 10:04 AM
"I see a male energy connected to her...
Isn't that how she got this way in the first place????
Duh!
Posted by: Eleanor | August 29, 2005 at 10:06 AM
MOTW --
Ah, my friend, you beat me to it.
I too wondered if the "psychics, astrologers and spiritualists" also knew (like everyone else) that Ms. Spears had been sighted buying a ton of blue clothing in a baby store.
Hey, wait! Maybe I too am psycho, er, physic!
Posted by: Trystan Shout | August 29, 2005 at 10:08 AM
I hope it's a girl! She deserves a daughter just like her!
Posted by: Jessica R. | August 29, 2005 at 10:10 AM
this is a spirit that has been connected to her for a long time...
it's moochers ...from beyond the grave!
Posted by: insomniac | August 29, 2005 at 10:20 AM
THE WATER IS RECEDING! THE WATER IS RECEDING!!
GO VOODOO!
Posted by: Sondra | August 29, 2005 at 10:31 AM
NO ITALICS?
Posted by: Sondra | August 29, 2005 at 10:34 AM
?
Posted by: Sondra | August 29, 2005 at 10:34 AM
that work?
Posted by: insomniac | August 29, 2005 at 10:38 AM
Alright, who turned on the italics and left them running?
On the subject of the article, I can't figure out what's more amusing, the names of the people giving the predictions, or that people actually believe this stuff.
Posted by: Schadeboy | August 29, 2005 at 10:44 AM
?
Posted by: insomniac | August 29, 2005 at 10:46 AM
Notice that no one is predicting any hit singles from her ..
Posted by: Sean | August 29, 2005 at 10:48 AM
close italics tag
Posted by: MOTW | August 29, 2005 at 10:49 AM
Let's give a big Hooray! to MOTW!
Posted by: Eleanor | August 29, 2005 at 10:55 AM
Y'know, I really DID put the "close italics" tag in. This is the second time that it didn't work, however. Is this correct? "<" "/" "i" ">" (Without the quotation marks.)
Posted by: Trystan Shout | August 29, 2005 at 10:59 AM
Also predicted in an ethereal trailer park moment by one of the " seers " ..."Kevin's new mantra will soon be do you want that supersized ..."
Posted by: Sean | August 29, 2005 at 11:02 AM
All the HTML help you'll ever need.
Posted by: pogo | August 29, 2005 at 11:07 AM
"Her moon is a female planet, and it's in a male sign - Leo. The ruler of the fifth house is the moon, and it's in a masculine sign. I'm going to say it's a male child," said New York City astrologer Zoltana.
With all that iron-clad evidence, the best The Amazing Zoltana can do is an iffy "I'm going to say..."? Don't tell me that moons, even when they're planets, can be wrong.
Posted by: Just Happy To Be Alive | August 29, 2005 at 12:45 PM
Trystan - I have trouble with the html end tag for italics, too, and I was wondering if you use Netscape or not. I'm wondering if Netscape is the problem.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | August 29, 2005 at 01:34 PM
Aunt Nancy --
I usually use Mozilla. Since Microsoft owns the universe, Internet Explorer is more the industry standard and everything seems to work properly therein. (I have to compose my blog on IE, for example.) It might just be Mozilla and Netscape that are the problem . . . although it worked just fine for me before the blog was updated.
Let's try THIS. (Did it work?)
Yup. This time, per Pogo's HTML help page, I used capital "I"s instead of lower case. Maybe that was the problem.
Posted by: Trystan Shout | August 29, 2005 at 03:20 PM
I've noticed that, using Netscape if you type after an html closer, you usually don't have problems. But when the closer is the last thing typed, then sometimes you have trouble.
Maybe the problem is gremlins. Are your lights on?
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | August 29, 2005 at 03:27 PM
*zips in*
*decides to try closing italics with a capital "I"*
*crosses fingers*
Posted by: Eleanor | August 29, 2005 at 04:00 PM
Boy oh boy, if I had a nickel for everytime I've backspaced when closing italics because I accidentally used a capital "I"......
*wonders why this "I" looks different from the one in her previous post*
Posted by: Eleanor | August 29, 2005 at 04:12 PM