TODAY'S URGENT BREAKING BULLETIN BRITNEY SPEARS UPDATE
Kevin has a sort of job!
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Kevin has a sort of job!
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why does he need a job? isn't britney seriously filthy stinkin rich?
Posted by: TCK | August 25, 2005 at 04:43 PM
Yeah, well, he needs to be on his toes.
Posted by: Amy | August 25, 2005 at 04:46 PM
i thought maybe they hired him to market the new britney spears knocked-up trailer ho barbie
it also comes with video camera kevin, who will record the birth on live television
Posted by: scaremongering | August 25, 2005 at 04:49 PM
it takes two to tango, two to tango...
OH! Hi Amy, I didn't see you until just this minute!!! How's it going?
*no zipping out now*
Posted by: Eleanor | August 25, 2005 at 04:50 PM
Didn't Madonna also marry a dancer?
What's with this kid?
Posted by: Amy | August 25, 2005 at 04:50 PM
I couldn't stand it any longer and decided to leave a post, even if it's lame.
Posted by: Amy | August 25, 2005 at 04:52 PM
there are no lame posts, only posts that are lame...er...something like that
Posted by: TCK | August 25, 2005 at 04:55 PM
marriage to the Toxic singer
Yep, that's pretty much what I think of her, too.
Posted by: elle | August 25, 2005 at 04:57 PM
Eeeew.
Nuff said.
Posted by: Psycho Joe | August 25, 2005 at 05:46 PM
About time. Deadbeat!
Posted by: sct72 | August 25, 2005 at 06:09 PM
Thank God!! I was so worried about that baby having an unemployed daddy.
Posted by: slyeyes | August 25, 2005 at 06:29 PM
could it be possible that this "job" incident is somehow related to a previously posted "book" incident involving this same individual?
won't this guy seriously damage his "cred" by being associated with books and jobs.
jeez!
Posted by: rick h | August 25, 2005 at 06:43 PM
Well, i may be greasy, slimy, and smelly, but i gots me a job now! i wanna be someone my kids can respect, no matter who their mommas are! Somebody's gotta put Cheetos on the table. Brit keeps askin' for something called "froot". i say, takes one to know one, har!
Posted by: K-Fed | August 25, 2005 at 06:46 PM
Ah, golly gee wiz guys.
Am I so lost from pop culture that 'Toxic singer' didn't get a comment from any of you who are hip and astute ? Was Toxic really a name for a rock band.
Damn! I'm getting old. -- But I DID remember 'Katrina and the Waves.'
Posted by: ibid | August 25, 2005 at 06:50 PM
After further review by the instant replay official the call from the field has been reversed.
Britanny is still TOXIC but ELLE caught that first.
Posted by: ibid | August 25, 2005 at 06:55 PM
I thought dance instructors had to be somewhat attractive ?
Posted by: Bumble | August 25, 2005 at 06:57 PM
K-fed is just trying to postpone the moment at which his child becomes more useful to society than he is.
It's now after little Preston is born.
Posted by: insomniac | August 25, 2005 at 07:01 PM
oooh, now that's a dancer.
where do i sign up for the pechanga lessons?
Posted by: cyn | August 25, 2005 at 07:02 PM
ppfftt, lessons with patrick i mean!
Posted by: cyn | August 25, 2005 at 07:03 PM
Do any of you great researchers out there know of a way I could find a link either to a specific Calvin & Hobbes comic, or a reference that could tell me which book I could find it in? I have all the books, I just don't know where to find the one I want. In it, Hobbes is napping on the floor, and Calvin comes in and says, " 'Tiger, Tiger burning bright in the forests of the night.' Blake wrote that. Apparently the tiger was on fire. How strange." And then Hobbes rolls over and says "sheesh." Or something like that. Help?
Posted by: Bumble | August 25, 2005 at 07:12 PM
I won't believe a word of this until I hear it from someone who has an abnormally large head and scary teeth.
Posted by: louis gehrig | August 25, 2005 at 07:41 PM
s'okay, ibid - you and I must be the only ones who escaped her brainwashing. :)
Posted by: elle | August 25, 2005 at 08:01 PM
Bumble, after much research and considerable snorking I have come to the conclusion we both disremember the cartoon in question. I can't find it anywhere in my collection, which I think is complete. However, at the bottom of page 16 of Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons is a strip that has everything except Blake's The Tyger.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | August 25, 2005 at 10:24 PM
Stupendous Man~ Sorry you went to such great lengths. I posted that request in two threads. I found it, or rather gooberette found the reference for me, using the one google keyword I didn't try. :-) Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat, pg. 86
Posted by: Bumble | August 25, 2005 at 11:26 PM
"The Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cats" WBAGNFARB!
Posted by: Y. B. Normal | August 26, 2005 at 02:33 AM
Yes, but Bill Watterson would never let it fly. :-)
Posted by: Bumble | August 26, 2005 at 11:31 AM
Can you branch out into acting and directing without actually doing either?
In that case, I am too.
I'm also an endorser and a stunt pilot.
Posted by: Christobol | August 26, 2005 at 11:59 AM
so, is Britney our new Cher?
Posted by: Trillian | August 26, 2005 at 12:40 PM
Britney is our new Liza.
Posted by: emkeane | August 30, 2005 at 01:41 AM