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Don't worry, I won't . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 11, 2005 at 09:12 AM
Also, don't blog to dead links.
Posted by: Bill Gates | August 11, 2005 at 09:13 AM
This is why I hear the 2006 Ford Focus comes with a spitoon.
Posted by: Chianca At Large | August 11, 2005 at 09:15 AM
Sometimes things like this just happen . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 11, 2005 at 09:18 AM
I get really annoyed when people flick their cigarette butts out of car windows. If the day ver comes when a hawked up tobacco loogee bounces off my windshield...there's gonna be a serious road rage incident.
Posted by: lurker | August 11, 2005 at 09:23 AM
Is this a variation on "Stop Drop and Roll"?
(Spit Drop and Roll - eh, not good advice)
Posted by: Punkin Poo | August 11, 2005 at 09:25 AM
*zips in*
Spitting is disgusting and there should be a law against it, particularly in Major League baseball games - small children shouldn't see things like this!
*zips out before someone spits on her*
Posted by: Eleanor | August 11, 2005 at 09:25 AM
I wish I was the sound effects guy in a made-for-tv movie based on this winner:
*vrrrooooommmm*
*humming* "At the copa (CO!) Copacabana (Copacabana)"
*hork....snark.....*
*click. creak*
*whhooooooooossshhh*
*spit*
*yaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!*
*whump whump groan*
*screaming* "Son of a %&*# goat %&*@ing piece of !%&$"
Posted by: Federal Duck | August 11, 2005 at 09:42 AM
**SNORK** Fed!
Posted by: seatazzz | August 11, 2005 at 09:51 AM
I used to date a guy who fell out of his truck(operative words USED TO).
He was late for a softball game (as usual) and was changing clothes in the truck as he drove. After he fell out, he also chased the truck. Didn't catch it.
To this day, he does not believe that changing clothes was the reason for the accident. He says 5 things occurred at the same time which caused the accident. If any one of the 5 hadn't happened, there would have been no accident:
1) the floor mat was slippery and he couldn't get traction; (????????????)
2) he wasn't wearing a seatbelt;
3) the door hinges were rusty (old truck);
4) at this point, I stopped listening
5) at this point I left the room and kept on walking.
Remember, operative words USED TO.
Posted by: slyeyes | August 11, 2005 at 09:52 AM
I don't suppose this woman has ever heard of just opening the window.
Posted by: Kilmeny | August 11, 2005 at 10:25 AM
Sly- If I had a truck, I'd fall out of it for you. 8)
*this has been your daily installment of sweet thoughts for southerners*
Posted by: Federal Duck | August 11, 2005 at 10:29 AM
Doolin Doolin Doolin
Leaned out too far when droolin'
Got road rash, that's no foolin'
Rawhide!
Her body's really achin'
And grief her pride is takin'
For spittin' and fallin' to rawhide
Leanin' out wear your belt
Wear your belt leanin' out
Leanin' out spit it out Rawhide!
*whip crack*
When you drive save your hide
Gotta spit, swallow it
It's not worth shreddin' it.
Save your darned fool hide!
* doolin doolin doolin *
* heeyah! *
Posted by: MOTW | August 11, 2005 at 10:38 AM
Fed, :)
You have your own stories about cars, dontcha? What did you call it....Buick surfin'?
That was a funny story.
(but please don't do that again!!)
Posted by: slyeyes | August 11, 2005 at 10:58 AM
*humming*
hmm hm hmm hm hmm hmmmmm
hmm hm hmm hm hmm hmmmmm
hmm hm hmm hm hmm hmmmmmmmm....
Rawhide.....
Thanks MOTW ;)
Posted by: Federal Duck | August 11, 2005 at 11:00 AM
Hey Sly,
Yeah, we crammed a lot of stupid into that little adventure. It was really fun though, until officer middleton, queen jackass supreme of all law enforcement officers reared his ugly head. We did get off with a warning (read: insult) though.
Posted by: Federal Duck | August 11, 2005 at 11:07 AM
I submit that the head injuries were a pre-existing condition.
Posted by: KOW | August 11, 2005 at 11:21 AM
*swoons* Federal Duck said thanks to moi. My week is complete.
Posted by: MOTW | August 11, 2005 at 11:41 AM
my mom told me that ladies don't spit. that must be why.
Posted by: crossgirl | August 11, 2005 at 11:57 AM
*trying NOT to imagine the "road rash" she got*
IF I was that car I'd keep on going too. IDIOT OWNER!
Posted by: kibby F5™ | August 11, 2005 at 12:21 PM
Sly, ROTFLMAO at the floor mat was slippery and he couldn't get traction
And you dated this guy?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 11, 2005 at 12:21 PM
Fedduck: I hope you're satisfied! I snorked Dr Pepper out my nose and all over the keyboard; I'm just lucky it didn't short out! I hope the Spanish Inquisition rescues you prematurely from Castle Anthrax and pokes you with the soft cushions in the comfy chair, you toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!
The Acting Deputy Minister Of Silly Walks, Monster from the Id
Posted by: Monster from the Id | August 11, 2005 at 12:36 PM
That was Darwin's way of taking this girl out of the gene pool. Too bad she only bounced.
If I was the car, I'd of kept going too. Apparently suicide by culvert was more acceptable than having her get back behind the wheel.
And Sly - why was the floor mat wet? I think that is the important question.
Posted by: Somewhere North | August 11, 2005 at 12:48 PM
suicide by culvert
*snork* LMAO!!!!
Good one, S.N. Also WBAGNFA(goth)RB -
Posted by: Eleanor | August 11, 2005 at 01:28 PM
With culvert of course being the name of the lead singer!
Note to self: Try to finish thought in one post.
Posted by: Eleanor | August 11, 2005 at 01:29 PM
A sure-fire future Darwin award winner there.
Glad this didn't happen in Ohio.
Good one MOTW.
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 11, 2005 at 01:36 PM
Spitting out the car. I knew that was the reason I broke up with the guy I had been seeing.
The peeing outside...the nose blowing in clothing...nope. Spitting out the car window while driving down the road...*shudder*
After a car trip when he was driving, I looked at the side of the car...a loogie all over the car.
EEEEWWWW!
Posted by: Not here | August 11, 2005 at 03:52 PM
And you dated this guy?
I SAID USED TO.
SN, I didn't say the floor mat was wet, it was slippery. As memory serves, he had a vinyl mat and he had left a bucket of greasy fried chicken sitting on it the night before.
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.
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I SAID USED TO!
Posted by: slyeyes | August 11, 2005 at 08:10 PM
Looks like Slobbin Droolin, I mean, Robbin Doolin, should have just rolled down the window. How far was she leaning out? Was she spitting or looking for her contact lens? Well Robbin, you know what they say, "May the road rise up to meet you...."
Posted by: Shannon | August 12, 2005 at 06:21 AM