TERRORIST ALLIGATORS UPDATE
You are not safe anywhere.
(Thanks to Karen Durkin)
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You are not safe anywhere.
(Thanks to Karen Durkin)
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Aw heck, the little ones are just cuddly. Ignore those officials -- if you see it, pick it up and give it a big ole hug and a kiss.
Posted by: Earp | August 29, 2005 at 04:51 PM
It was just another day here at the Pennsylvania Fish Commission Office -- a missing carp, a halibut without a license, some dame bellyaching that her tuna walked off with her the little treasure box she'd put in his tank like a sap. Then the call came in.
"Slutter."
"Gary, it's Reynolds. We've got a loose alligator in Schuylkill Haven."
I put down the phone and picked up my piece. The big one. The one made especially for alligators.
My day was about to get much more interesting.
Posted by: Chianca At Large | August 29, 2005 at 04:52 PM
Hmm...that's about where they stole $72 worth of meat from the freezer. Do you suppose the alligator is hungry now?
Posted by: none | August 29, 2005 at 04:52 PM
Sure, so far there are only isolated gator terrorist cells, but what happens if a leader arises and tells them the only reason they haven't evolved in 350 million years is because of some two legged species. Who just happen to be edible.
Posted by: pete | August 29, 2005 at 07:30 PM
Shucks, all these people so worked up over a few alligators. All they need to do is call in Anthony J. Drexel Biddle and John Lawless. Which could be difficult, seeing as they're dead. Kudos (and my phone number) to he or she who knows my reference without the aid of google, askjeeves, or anything else of that nature.
Posted by: Bumble | August 29, 2005 at 08:30 PM
Dang. None of you know this one? *sniff* Alone in my geekiness. But in my defense, obscure and silly movies loosely based on true stories are not my only geek fields.
Posted by: Bumble | August 29, 2005 at 10:54 PM
Not to worry, Bumble. We were just ashamed of our own geekiness.
Posted by: Poop Dogg | August 29, 2005 at 11:33 PM
Rumor has it that this gator is dating the one in Los Angeles. Tonight's top story.
Posted by: AlanBoss | August 30, 2005 at 01:18 AM
Just how the heck to you pronounce >i>SCHUYLKILL HAVEN, anyway?
Posted by: SchadeBoy | August 30, 2005 at 01:50 AM
Damn fat fingers! Try to make some fancy shmancy formatting, and you end up looking like an code noob! Oh well. It's time for bed.
Posted by: SchadeBoy | August 30, 2005 at 01:52 AM
Schuylkill is pronounced like school (as in elementary) kill, only in practice the "l" in the middle tends to get lost and it's more like Skookull. It's not weird; it's Dutch. I don't remember exactly what the difference between those two things is.
Posted by: Maud | August 30, 2005 at 02:51 AM
Yea, its just a lil baby gator.... wait until something like out of Lake Placid starts running around, that was a pretty good movie too by the way. Nothing like cheesy reptile movies.
Posted by: MzVette | August 30, 2005 at 11:31 AM
My minions are everywhere.
Posted by: Girlzilla | August 30, 2005 at 03:07 PM