NEWS FROM GATOR LAKE
The gator's still free, but a couple of humans have been wrangled.
Explanatory Quote: Officers discovered three alligators, four piranhas, three desert tortoises, six tortoise eggs, one rattlesnake, a scorpion and marijuana.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
UPDATE: Still more explanatory explanations, sent in by Scott Nedwick
"officers discovered three alligators, four piranhas, three desert tortoises, six tortoise eggs, one rattlesnake, a scorpion and marijuana."
that's the recipe for my world famous gator/fish/turtle omelette - except, of course, for the scorpion and the marijuana - those are for the cook
Posted by: TCK | August 26, 2005 at 03:59 PM
It's getting to where you're not allowed to have a deadly pet anymore.
Frikken bureaucrats.
Posted by: Christobol | August 26, 2005 at 03:59 PM
Is this why Dave's in California? For gator wrangling?
Posted by: Boo Augustus | August 26, 2005 at 04:00 PM
If Brewer and Natow put the gator in the lake, they should be made to go get him out. And they should be wearing chicken carcasses when they do it.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | August 26, 2005 at 04:03 PM
Yeah, he'd have to be on something to want all those animals living with him.
Posted by: Bumble | August 26, 2005 at 04:24 PM
Alligators, turtles and marijuana - hmmmm-
a very interesting combination.
When I think of marijuana I just usually think of chocolate chip cookies, but that's just me....
Posted by: Eleanor | August 26, 2005 at 05:03 PM
It's a sad situation when the "pets" have more brains than their owners.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | August 26, 2005 at 05:56 PM
Gators 1, Cops 0.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 26, 2005 at 07:01 PM
Police found (long list of) dangerous animals . . . and drugs.
Why am I not surprised?
Posted by: BLT | August 26, 2005 at 08:18 PM
"three alligators, four piranhas, three desert tortoises, six tortoise egges, one rattlesnake, a scorpion, and marijuana"...and a partridge in a pear tree!
Also, wasn't "Alligators, Turtles, and Marijuana" the rejected first name for "Crosby, Stills, and Nash"?
Posted by: Y. B. Normal | August 27, 2005 at 01:51 AM
but that's just me.... *snork*
no. no it isn't;D
Posted by: just sayin' | August 27, 2005 at 04:46 AM
Here in SoCal, this story has officially replaced the war, Supreme Court nominees, Karl Rove, AND anything having to do with Brad and Angie, as the top story of the day.
Posted by: AlanBoss | August 28, 2005 at 11:13 PM
We're at WAR?!?!
Posted by: Mike "Mad's Dork" Weasel | August 29, 2005 at 06:41 PM