INCREDIBLE FACT

As far as we know, this item was not sent in by Mr. NudeNews Habte-Gabr.

(Thanks to Mollenkamp)

Comments

[Somewhere North]

They went to San Fransisco not to see skin?

[spinner8]

Key quote: the aquatic exhibitionist has been too slippery to catch

Maybe the water really isn't that clean after all--lotsa oily residue left on the aquatic exhibitionists--or maybe he lubes up before he gets in the water. Also, how tightly do you grab a naked exhibitionist, really?

[Pinto]

Waterborne weenie waving? Try to say that three times fast....

I tip my hat to the author of this piece as a fellow journalist because you could live to be 100 and never get the chance to use those three words together in a sentence....

[VictoriaE77]

Key Quote? The entire article was a key quote!

I must have copied three or four lines from the article to use in my comment before I gave up.

Also, how tightly do you grab a naked exhibitionist, really?

Depends on how good looking he is.

[KOW]

"No one really knew he wasn't wearing a bathing suit until he started doing back flips and sticking it up out of the water," Scharosch said, noting it was difficult to determine whether the swimmer's "periscope was up."

Okay, that entire article is a snorkfest, but that paragraph did me in. I also like the term 'swim-by-flashings'.

On a side note, people in my office think I'm off my nut for sitting here and cackling to myself.

[Gary]

Ladies! (or maybe gentlemen) - I bet he's available. I know I'd want *my* SO doing waterborne weenie waving, regardless of whether the periscope was up.

Sadly, this guy's no longer available.

[melody]

If this water is cold, my next question is "Doesn't this man care about shrinkage?"

[VictoriaE77]

Key quotes:

Waterborne weenie waving
the aquatic exhibitionist has been too slippery to catch
he started doing back flips and sticking it up out of the water
difficult to determine whether the swimmer's "periscope was up."
He did a whole little show there
Swim-by flashings

I couldn’t resist.

[Just Happy To Be Alive]

the aquatic exhibitionist has been too slippery to catch

Maybe the police should stake out local churches--you know, so they can catch him by the organ...

[Kilmeny]

I nominate this reporter for a Pulitzer just on the phrase "waterborne weenie waving" alone.

[Gary]

Weenie haiku:

In San Francisco
Waterborne weenie waving
And I think: where else?

[spinner8]

A haiku:

Is that fish sausage?
No, it's a swimming flasher.
cold but no shrinkage.

Also, Raised Periscopes WBAGNFARB.

[crossgirl]

"During the past few weeks, the skinny-dipper has stroked his way past the windowed dining room .."

'nuff said.

[spinner8]

"I was a backstroke lover . . . "
----Aerosmith, Walk This Way.

[seatazzz]

OMG I have no comment other than my coworkers think I'm having a seizure.

[insomniac]

they've tailored the 'special of the day' to the local water temperature:

warm water: eel

tepid water: sardine

cold water: anchovy

[seatazzz]

I nominate this thread as the one that will have the most comments by the end of the day. There is just too much to comment ON. And Waterborne Weenie Waving, while NOT AGNFARB, would be a GREAT new Olympic Sport....particularly if it was a TEAM sport!

[seatazzz]

SYNCHRONIZED WATERBORNE WEENIE WAVING!!!! Yeah.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

How 'bout naked wading . . .

[slyeyes]

Hmmm, wonder if it's a publicity stunt by the restaurant to improve business.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Here's another water-streaker

[Bumble]

So unfair. When I went to San Fran, all I saw in the water were manatees.

[M.C.]

*wakes up from nap*

How did this make the news if no one involved seems to care? Doesn't somebody have to be interested enough to contact the local paper or something?

Hmmm...

*zzZZZZzzZZZzzzZZZ*

[Trystan Shout]

Actually, seatazzz, The Waterbourne Weenie WavERS *would* BAGNFARB, IMHO.

[mudstuffin]

"difficult to determine whether his "periscope was up."

Those words will probably be on my headstone.

[crossgirl]

bumble, those weren't manatees. some nekkid swimmers are less svelte than others.

[Chris]

*gets image of "aquatic exhibitionist" stuck in brain*

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GET IT OUT!!!!!!!

*mentally concentrates on image of Shania Twain*

Aaahhh, that's better.

[xmnr]

I'm surprised that Ted Happy-Goober hasn't alerted us to this genius

[MOTW]

'niac! *choke* *sputter* *wipes iced tea spewage off'n monitor*
Keep 'up' the 'good work.'

[queensbee]

bwaaahaaaaaaHAAAAA. got coffee all over my screen. this is just the best article in a really long time, unless you count all that stuff from yesterday. Winkie Waving Water Wigglers. just a little fun with alliteration.

[Amy]

Someone should send Weeki Wachee a heads up.

Or somesuch.

[Sean]

I don't know...Many water vessels are powered by Johnsons ...

[Sean]

" What's the surf and turf special today ?"
" Weiners and Crabs .."

[Liz in the city]

Speaking of misspellings, the headline messed up "restaurant." Can I get $6K for finding it???

[Bumble]

crossgirl~ I was only seven at the time; I wouldn't have known the difference. Heck, I probably still wouldn't.

[Minsc and Boo]

OMG, I laughed so hard I fogged up my glasses.
This one should have a do not read at work warning.

[Jeff Meyerson]

When I read "No one really knew he wasn't wearing a bathing suit until he started doing back flips and sticking it up out of the water," Scharosch said, noting it was difficult to determine whether the swimmer's "periscope was up" all I could think of was George Costanza crying "Shrinkage!"

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Well, I'm ashamed to admit that I'm in the area...so I'll just have to stop by and see if I can get an exclusive for this blog!