ATTENTION, MEN

She may be single.

(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick, the original blog king)

Comments

[louis gehrig]

I take my earlier comment back, this is more revolting.

[SlickRick]

35! Sounds like a wild hog not a black widow.

[Trystan Shout]

35 brat for her and 65 hard-boiiled eggs for someone else.

Do not, I repeat, do NOT stand downwind of these people!

[Jillywilly]

Yeah, she's a dream come true ... if you don't mind the whole chewing issue.

[pogo]

If this was the first brat contest, how can the previous record be 19-1/2?

[MOTW]

"I got sick watching her."

These are words that make any guy drool over a potential female date. Oh, and she has a terrific personality.

[spinner8]

She has a web page here.

[queensbee]

i submitted this as well, but you probably didnt hear me.

[Targetgirl]

Ladies and gentlemen, meet your new darling~ Miss Bulemia 2005!!

‹a href=“http://www.ifoce.com/eaters.php?action=detail&sn=20”› What a healthy lifestyle... ‹/a›

[crossgirl]

impressive gag reflex control, i'm sure.

[tonymus]

She's called "The Black Widow", maybe she ate her husband after sex...

[Leetie]

Her record of 11 pounds of cheesecake in 9 minutes is much more impressive to me.

[Targetgirl]

Dammit. My first attempt at one of those fancy kewl links, failed.

*hangs head in shame*

Anyway, seriously, cut and paste, and behold: http://www.ifoce.com/eaters.php?action=detail&sn=20

[lurker]

This woman clearly has psychological issues.

Twenty-two grilled cheese sandwhiches & no mention of tomato soup???

I had a friend in college who would eat anything (food related) in one bite, providing you paid him a dollar first.

He's a Municipal Court Judge now...

[Kilmeny]

She was probably fueling up for the competitive flatulence contest being held later on.

[Bismuth]

Mike! I thought you had died!

[Addicted to 24]

I think i am in love.

BTW

Congrads Sophie on your first day of school!!!!!!!!!!

[punky brewster]

You know ... it kills me that a woman who can shove 65 hard-boiled eggs and 167 chicken wings down her throat still weighs a paltry 99 pounds (soaking wet).

She's a metabolism hog, is what she is. She needs to start sharin' is all I'm sayin'.

*huff*

[Eleanor]

I'm with punky here - disgusting - I would NOT want to be friends with this woman and I certainly wouldn't go out to lunch with her!

[KOW]

punky, exactly. And two eating competitions two days in a row? Intermittend ingestion of copious amounts of food is one thing, but continuously? There is no justice.

[judi]

queensbee: trust me, i checked! i ALWAYS check. i don't always find, but i always check.
mike sent it in first.

[MOTW]

Sorry, judi, it isn't that we don't love you. We're just kids who like to pout sometimes when we don't get credit.

(queensbee, it happens to a lot of us. Have some chocolate... but not competitive.)

[Jeff Meyerson]

Leetie, didn't you eat 11 pounds of ribs over the weekend?

Targetgirl's link.

Hey, lighten up on her, Punky & ELeanor. I've seen her eat at the Coney Island hot dog eating contest. She's amazing. Only that Japanese guy (who is clearly not human) can beat her. And he only weighs 120 or so and ate 50 hot dogs...and buns.

The hardboiled egg thing should remind somebody (I can't be the only one that old) of Cool Hand Luke. "What we've got here is a failure to communicate."

[Dylan]

This lady is the poster child for diet/excercise balance. She works out 2 hours a day, five days a week. Anyone excercising like that could eat megatons in 10 minutes and stay thin. Wish I could do that, then I wouldn't feel so bad about eating brownies, chocolate chip cookies, 11 lbs of cheesecake...
I'd like to know how she doesn't choke on 162 chicken wings in 10 minutes.

[scat]

Mike Zlotnik, man, where have you been?! We've missed you! Great to have you back.

Also, I live near the actually very nice state of Wis-gaan-zun, where cheese and brats rule. I like cheese, but brats? Yecch, they look and taste like what they probably are, grey intestine-encased fat. (For what it's worth, everyone I know who don't share my revulsion says Johnsonville brats and sausages are the best.)

Anyway, the previously posted rude food looks no worse to me than brats.

[slyeyes]

There's a competitive-eating circuit?

[Christobol]

I wonder how many she could eat if someone poisoned her tapeworm?

[punky brewster]

I think she has a trap door attached to the bottom of her stomach ... food never even makes it to the small intestine ... just shoots right out her butt.

I'm still pissed that she is 99 pounds.

[Jeff Meyerson]

After reading Targetgirl's linked article above, I don't think Sonya Thomas is human either. I mean, the woman looks like a stick and she ate 11 POUNDS of cheesecake?!?!?!

[Jeff Meyerson]

And yes, Sly, there is a competitive eating circuit. The Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest in Coney Island on July 4 has been around forever, and each year sees more and more contests added to the list. The Downtown Atlantic Cheesecake contest last year was also in Brooklyn.

[Christobol]

That reminds me of a joke, Punky:

Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A: A salad shooter.

[seatazzz]

*snork* ewwww.

[Deon]

Sly,

You NAILED the sticking point of my thought processes too.

I'm reading along marveling like the rest, and then *SKREEECH* my mind cannot get past the notion that there is a "competitive eating circuit."

And whats more, they evidently seek the kind of legitimacy of other sports...like big time wrestling. They got the names to go with it:

"Crazy Legs" Conti
"Big" Brian
"The Shredder" Goldstein
"Cookie" Jarvis
"The Tsunami" Kobayashi
"The Bison" Meduna
"Hungry" Charles Hardy
"Beautiful" Brian Seiken
"Moses" Lerman
"The Locust"
"The Jalepeno King"
"Pat from Moonachie"
"Eater X" Janus

[Eleanor]

sly - you need to start watching ESPN - they show the competitive eating contests from all over the world - but you can only watch for a couple of minutes before nausea ensues!

[Amy]

Tramp!

[Mike "Mad's Dork" Weasel]

Mad and I and some friends went to see Cats recently and went to a nice Italian restaurant afterwards where, showing on the TV, was the ESPN Eating Competition. She placed second, just after that Kobayashi guy. I thought it was funny they would show that at a restaurant. Maybe it subliminally made people eat faster so they would get more customers in a day...

It is interesting that the winners of these things tend to be really tiny people, blowing away all the 350 lb. redneck-lookin' guys.

[slyeyes]

In some part of the world, such as Niger, the meaning of competitive eating is completely different. There, competition involves getting the food.

[Maureen]

I would like to mention here, that as a native citizen to Wisconsin, along with the likes of Tim Bedore (look him up at www.bobandtom.com), not ALL of us are obsessed with sausage and beer. Some of us are obsessed with sausage AND beer AND wearing comical hats in the form of cheese. While watching football. (and only WI natives are allowed to say anything about that in jest.)

[bbescuela]

Jeff, the 65 hard-boiled eggs in 6 minutes 40 seconds did remind me of Cool Hand Luke, but for some reason all I could think of was Cool Hand PUKE! (And actually, what we have here is a failure to masticate.)

[Stupendous Man]

I'll bet she has to file an Environmental Impact Statement just to fart.

[blt]

To return to the teaser for this one, if you went all the way to the tongue-in-cheek bio at the bottom of "Targetgirl's link," you'd discover that she is, indeed, single. FYI for all you guys out there . . .

And it *is* awful that in this country we make contests out of gorging ourselves while in plenty of other nations, famine rules.

Not awake enough to be very witty right now - time for bed, now that it's officially my birthday . . .

[Dread Pirate Shermano]

She should totally hook up with the hot dog eating guy.

"Oh, hot dog guy... aren't you full yet?"

[Shannon]

Stay tuned for her video "Arteries of Quik-Crete". I'd give anything to take her to a buffet five minutes before closing just to see what kind of damage she could do. She'd probably look like the Tazmanian Devil tearing through a forest...just without all the spinning, I guess.