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July 21, 2005

WHY WE LOVE TECHNOLOGY

Music from your butt!

(Via Gizmodo, which also features this very tasteful personal-hygiene device)

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Hurray! Technology has now supplanted beans, the musical fruit!

So the finger with a nose hair trimmer at the end of it is "Not only a silly gag."

Well, that's a relief.

So Jennifer Lopez will play 'Heart and Soul' in the remake of "Big" on this thing?

is this some sort of "Back" Street Boys tribute band?

is this some sort of "Back-side" Street Boys tribute band?

is this some sort of "Back" Street Boys tribute band?

Sure it's music, but it's awfully cheeky music.

"Hey man, was that in the Key of D Flat?"

"Nah, that was in the Key of Bad Mexican Food."

He should have built one inside of a toilet seat... now THAT's an idea...

The nose picker should come with a warning:"Not for use as a vibrator."

Call me "Old School" if you will, but I make this music without technological modification to my couch.

Unless you count the stains.

You better patent that quick, Snif.

For some reason I have the ditty "beans, beans the magical fruit" dancing around my head, even after reading the article.

This is way more ingenious than trying to make a keyboard that's comfortable to sit on.

Now you're talking, snif... I could probably play an entire symphony after a milkshake or two.

*toot*

*fitting nose picker with Extended Life batteries and Clapper(tm)*

*fitting nose picker with Extended Life batteries and Clapper(tm)*

musical sofa
for buttock virtuosos
please join me, leetie

complete now my life
it's the sofa of my dreams
my ass, crooning low

Soon to produce the top 40 hit song "Sex on the Couch".

my ass, crooning low

Bravo!

With sounds of music,
I strain to evacuate
my tush hums along

Pump up the jam
Pump it up
Get this party off the wall
Like sittin' on a volleyball
Look at that the crowd's enthralled
Pump it up a little more
Eat some refritos and eat some more
See thats just where the party´s at
And you´ll find out if you do that

I don´t want a place to stay
Get your booty on the couch tonight
Make my day
I don´t want a place to stay
Get your booty on the couch tonight
Make my day

Make my day
Make my day
Make my day
Make my day

Yo!
Pump up the jam
Pump it up
While your butt is leakin´
And the cushions reekin´
The crowd the door is seekin´
Pump it up a little more
Try a milkshake and a s'more
See that's just where the party´s at
And you´ll find out if you´re do that

*bows to mudstuffin*

We're not worthy!

the piles are alive
with the sound of music

Rhythmically sputt'ring
Mad's butt butter buttering
My puffed ring of fire

omg leetie... 'puffed ring of fire'... lmao

"This is the dawning
of the age of uranus..."
my anus sings loud

This isn't a new idea. I knew some engineering students (all guys) when I was in college who tried to build a contraption similar to this couch. However, the technology back then wasn't what it is today, so although they tried build 'em, instead they wrecked 'em.

Best reason to buy nose finger:

Designed to stand on end to save space on counter or in cabinet.

Alright, I'm going to be the first geek to admit it... I want that Commodore64 synthesizer!

*rings up Mom to see if his old Commodore 64 is still in the attic*

Do they make one for the Atari 800?

Some of my (guy) engineering friends rigged up a couch with a sub so when they watched really explosive (ahem) movies, the couch would move too. They called it "the Rumble Seat". Sadly for them it was used on "Top Gun" because all us gilrs voted down the other options they gave us.

We Thanksfull to technology bcs every new tecnology is better than the old one.We humans are always looking for the better thing.That's why we thankfull to the new technology.

I told this to my daughter and without even trying to be funny she said, "Well, that's crappy."

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