WHY WE LOVE TECHNOLOGY
(Via Gizmodo, which also features this very tasteful personal-hygiene device)
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July 21, 2005
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Hurray! Technology has now supplanted beans, the musical fruit!
Posted by: jamester | July 21, 2005 at 06:53 AM
So the finger with a nose hair trimmer at the end of it is "Not only a silly gag."
Well, that's a relief.
Posted by: Chianca At Large | July 21, 2005 at 06:55 AM
So Jennifer Lopez will play 'Heart and Soul' in the remake of "Big" on this thing?
Posted by: insomniac | July 21, 2005 at 06:56 AM
is this some sort of "Back" Street Boys tribute band?
Posted by: Futureman | July 21, 2005 at 07:09 AM
is this some sort of "Back-side" Street Boys tribute band?
Posted by: Futureman | July 21, 2005 at 07:11 AM
is this some sort of "Back" Street Boys tribute band?
Posted by: Futureman | July 21, 2005 at 07:12 AM
Sure it's music, but it's awfully cheeky music.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | July 21, 2005 at 07:18 AM
"Hey man, was that in the Key of D Flat?"
"Nah, that was in the Key of Bad Mexican Food."
Posted by: elle | July 21, 2005 at 07:19 AM
He should have built one inside of a toilet seat... now THAT's an idea...
Posted by: snif | July 21, 2005 at 07:25 AM
The nose picker should come with a warning:"Not for use as a vibrator."
Posted by: insomniac | July 21, 2005 at 07:49 AM
Call me "Old School" if you will, but I make this music without technological modification to my couch.
Unless you count the stains.
Posted by: Christobol | July 21, 2005 at 08:07 AM
You better patent that quick, Snif.
Posted by: PollyPI | July 21, 2005 at 08:18 AM
For some reason I have the ditty "beans, beans the magical fruit" dancing around my head, even after reading the article.
Posted by: KOW | July 21, 2005 at 08:20 AM
This is way more ingenious than trying to make a keyboard that's comfortable to sit on.
Posted by: M.C. | July 21, 2005 at 08:26 AM
Now you're talking, snif... I could probably play an entire symphony after a milkshake or two.
*toot*
Posted by: Leetie | July 21, 2005 at 08:30 AM
*fitting nose picker with Extended Life batteries and Clapper(tm)*
Posted by: Leetie | July 21, 2005 at 08:35 AM
*fitting nose picker with Extended Life batteries and Clapper(tm)*
Posted by: Leetie | July 21, 2005 at 08:36 AM
musical sofa
for buttock virtuosos
please join me, leetie
Posted by: mudstuffin | July 21, 2005 at 09:01 AM
complete now my life
it's the sofa of my dreams
my ass, crooning low
Posted by: mudstuffin | July 21, 2005 at 09:03 AM
Soon to produce the top 40 hit song "Sex on the Couch".
Posted by: tyler | July 21, 2005 at 09:08 AM
my ass, crooning low
Bravo!
Posted by: Dave | July 21, 2005 at 09:11 AM
With sounds of music,
I strain to evacuate
my tush hums along
Posted by: snif | July 21, 2005 at 09:15 AM
Pump up the jam
Pump it up
Get this party off the wall
Like sittin' on a volleyball
Look at that the crowd's enthralled
Pump it up a little more
Eat some refritos and eat some more
See thats just where the party´s at
And you´ll find out if you do that
I don´t want a place to stay
Get your booty on the couch tonight
Make my day
I don´t want a place to stay
Get your booty on the couch tonight
Make my day
Make my day
Make my day
Make my day
Make my day
Yo!
Pump up the jam
Pump it up
While your butt is leakin´
And the cushions reekin´
The crowd the door is seekin´
Pump it up a little more
Try a milkshake and a s'more
See that's just where the party´s at
And you´ll find out if you´re do that
Posted by: mudstuffin | July 21, 2005 at 09:16 AM
*bows to mudstuffin*
We're not worthy!
Posted by: Mad "about Weasel" Scientist | July 21, 2005 at 09:18 AM
the piles are alive
with the sound of music
Posted by: slyeyes | July 21, 2005 at 09:20 AM
Rhythmically sputt'ring
Mad's butt butter buttering
My puffed ring of fire
Posted by: Leetie | July 21, 2005 at 09:28 AM
omg leetie... 'puffed ring of fire'... lmao
"This is the dawning
of the age of uranus..."
my anus sings loud
Posted by: snif | July 21, 2005 at 09:35 AM
This isn't a new idea. I knew some engineering students (all guys) when I was in college who tried to build a contraption similar to this couch. However, the technology back then wasn't what it is today, so although they tried build 'em, instead they wrecked 'em.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | July 21, 2005 at 09:48 AM
Best reason to buy nose finger:
Designed to stand on end to save space on counter or in cabinet.
Posted by: Eleanor | July 21, 2005 at 10:11 AM
Alright, I'm going to be the first geek to admit it... I want that Commodore64 synthesizer!
*rings up Mom to see if his old Commodore 64 is still in the attic*
Posted by: djtonyb | July 21, 2005 at 12:57 PM
Do they make one for the Atari 800?
Posted by: Mike "Mad's Dork" Weasel | July 21, 2005 at 01:09 PM
Some of my (guy) engineering friends rigged up a couch with a sub so when they watched really explosive (ahem) movies, the couch would move too. They called it "the Rumble Seat". Sadly for them it was used on "Top Gun" because all us gilrs voted down the other options they gave us.
Posted by: silver | July 21, 2005 at 01:13 PM
We Thanksfull to technology bcs every new tecnology is better than the old one.We humans are always looking for the better thing.That's why we thankfull to the new technology.
Posted by: Tat loson | July 22, 2005 at 02:42 AM
I told this to my daughter and without even trying to be funny she said, "Well, that's crappy."
Posted by: Lori | July 25, 2005 at 09:15 AM