WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO TELL THIS BLOG THAT AMERICANS ARE NOT WILLING TO "GET INVOLVED" IN A WORTHWHILE CAUSE

This blog can only snort in derision.

(Thanks to Ted "It is NOT A MULLET" Habte-Mullet)

Comments

[Somewhere North]

Ted and naked people just seem to go hand in hand... or appendage to appendage.

[Chianca At Large]

I'm surprised they're trying this, after that group mooning of a Delta 727 en route to Miami proved so disastrous.

[neener]

Q: Can I paint my butt?
A: Depends how flexible you are.

*laughing myself silly*

[Russell]

"The Mooners" wbaverygnfarb

[jamester]

OK, OK, it's true, even as a native of this great state, I have to agree with Gallagher, who noted: "People in California are like a bowl of granola - what ain't fruits or nuts, is flakes!"

I live in an awesome state!

[Dave (not Barry)]

As a resident of Orange County, California who has riden Amtrak, all I have to say is..

I have to wait a WHOLE YEAR???

[Dave (not Barry)]

As a resident of Orange County, California who has riden Amtrak, all I have to say is..

I have to wait a WHOLE YEAR???

[Kilmeny]

"Extra high-intensity mooning"? "Can I decorate my butt" ? I am laughing my a** off. So to speak.

[Aunt Nancy]

...and a good time was had by all, no ifs or ands, but plenty of butts about it!

This story really cracks me up...

[insomniac]

Oh, look at the O.C.
Mooning trains as they pass!
While we used to just wave
Now we display our a**es.

Through the day and the night
In the sun and the rain
Watch them get into shape
Put their butts into training

When the big train day comes
If the driver's on drugs
He'll say to his friends
"Those, short bald guys need plugs."

Oh, say will those stark, spangled, 'can'ners
behave?
O'er the land of the free and the home of the
Dave?

(I hear Guantanamo is warm this time of year.)

[M.C.]

One reason not to go:

Are pets O.K. to bring? Yes, you can bring your dog, cat, snake, parrot, or iguana. Don't forget water for them.

Also, missing from the Q & A:

I have a mullet. In fact I have one of the stupidest haircuts you've ever seen, unless you think mullets are not stupid. Is it O.K. if I moon?

No. No, it's not. Let's not get carried away.

[qetzal]

Amtrak Mooning - now there's an issue I can really get behind.

[Sean]

How cheeky ..It's a wonder the engineers of the trains haven't wrecked 'em...

[Sondra]

My nomination for cutest line on the page:

You must be over 18 yrs old to see asses, even though you have one yourself.

[King Wingbipeekaboo]

King Wingbipeekaboo thinks that this has got to be the greatest mass prank in the County of Orange in the past century, and he will do everything in his power to allow himself to be able to "show his support" on the correct day from now to forever, through sickness and in health, till death does he fart.

[Somewhere North]

How do they make sure that noone under the age of 18 on the train sees their asses?

Oh, and I spotted at least one mullet in the crowd of mooners...

[tyler]

Okay leftmost person put an M on left buttcheek, Rightmost person, an N on right cheek.

MOooOOoo00ooOO00ooOO00ooOOoo00OOooOO0N!

[SoCalGirl]

oooh, Amy - I want to *tsk*, but that's hard to do when you're ROFL!!!

This is for 2006 and they have the 2005 schedule up - WTF?? And we have to know about this a year in advance because......?

[queensbee]

simply inspiring.

[VictoriaE77]

Isn't it wonderful, when many different kinds of people come together for a common cause?

It's heartwarming.

C'mon people now,
Smile on your brother
Ev'rybody get together
Try and love one another right now

[Aunt Nancy]

Victoria - um, please don't take this the wrong way, but I think about a bunch of people mooning, I read your post, and suddenly I feel a little, well, disturbed.

[Aunt Nancy]

Actually, I think anyone who participates in this activity would be em-bare-assed. I know I would be. However, I can't afford to make the trip. I don't have enough money, and my credit card account is in arrears.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Mooning Amtrak - GNFA Nicolas Cage movie

[Mike "Mad's Dork" Weasel]

Damn, apparently we missed this year's event. But I think we should have a bloglit section for any Southern Californians on here (and anyone else who's willing to travel). The trick will be remembering this a year from now. *look, something shiny!*

[Funny Name]

To the tune of Moon River:

Mooning Amtrack
I'm showing them my buttcrack
I'm waiting for that train
To pass
While I pass gas....

(Where's Audrey Hepburn when you need her? Sigh.)

[gotlucky]

They're doing it all wrong. Everybody knows when you moon, you're supposed to squat in a centered fashion and face forward. You're not supposed to wriggle around to one side and wave. Sheesh.

Reminds me of a weekend afternoon with my ex-husband. We lived at the end of a dead-end street, but the great view of the water caused people to drive past the "No Turn Around" signs at the corner and come on down. We were enjoying adult beverages on the next-door neighbor's porch but the constant traffic was annoying. My ex and the neighbor guy decided to moon the next car that drove by. Unfortunately, the car got stuck turning around and they had to squat there for what seemed like 10 minutes.

[gotlucky]

They're doing it all wrong. Everybody knows when you moon, you're supposed to squat in a centered fashion and face forward. You're not supposed to wriggle around to one side and wave. Sheesh.

Reminds me of a weekend afternoon with my ex-husband. We lived at the end of a dead-end street, but the great view of the water caused people to drive past the "No Turn Around" signs at the corner and come on down. We were enjoying adult beverages on the next-door neighbor's porch but the constant traffic was annoying. My ex and the neighbor guy decided to moon the next car that drove by. Unfortunately, the car got stuck turning around and they had to squat there for what seemed like 10 minutes.

[gotlucky]

O.K., now I believe all the people who claim it's not their fault they double-posted.

[js]

king w & everyone...rotflol:D

[Kathy Trejo]

yep! it's a full moon alright! can't wait until dark and look at it's beauty.

[Kathy Trejo]

yep! it's a full moon alright! can't wait until dark and look at it's beauty.

[Kathy Trejo]

yep! it's a full moon alright! can't wait until dark and look at it's beauty.

[Kathy Trejo]

yep! it's a full moon alright! can't wait until dark and look at it's beauty.

[Kathy Trejo]

yep! it's a full moon alright! can't wait until dark and look at it's beauty.

[Kathy]

yep! it's a full moon alright! can't wait until dark and look at it's beauty.

[kathy]

OMG! i didn't mean to post all those! someone please delete...except for my one comment!
wheres the trash icon in here?

[O.E.]

wow kathy ... i think that's a record of some kind. :)

[Eleanor]

sorry kathy, we don't have a trash icon - you have to put yourself in the trash *snork*

pssst - don't feel bad, you're not the first and you won't be the last - but O.E. is right -6 could be a DB record - anyone keeping stats on this?

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

[Eleanor]

M.C. Thank you for being honest about your corruption. You're right, it doesn't count. So you get one point for honesty and a 10 minute time-out for making us read WOW!!! 9 (nine) times.

Now go to your room.

[M.C.]

*goes to his room*

[Eleanor]

*goes to M.C.'s room*

Come out and play!!!

[M.C.]

*isn't grounded anymore*

Woo-Hoo! M'kay.

;-)