WHEN GUYS TURN TO CRIME
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T-it's just terrible.
Posted by: BigD� | July 14, 2005 at 01:26 PM
The boobie bandits are back!
Posted by: Giddy | July 14, 2005 at 01:37 PM
Black market boobs? We'd better alert the Coast Guard, or hooter dealers will be flooding our streets.
As a side note, who would want to put something named "Silimed" into their body?
Posted by: Robert F.T.W. | July 14, 2005 at 01:37 PM
400 potential boobies.... DENIED....
OH THE HUMANITY.....
I was actually hesitant to comment on this entry since I have recently been informed that "Pinto" in Brazil means "small penis"..
Which is why I am never going to Brazil. I don't care how many boobies are flying around...
Posted by: Pinto | July 14, 2005 at 01:39 PM
Authorities: "What's that in your van?"
Criminals: "It's four hundred breast implants."
Authorities: "But you're dudes."
Criminals: "We know. We're building a ball pit."
I figured it would be pretty pointless to send this story in when I saw it, as evidenced by the blanket 'Thanks to everyone'.
Enjoyable nonetheless. ;-)
Posted by: M.C. | July 14, 2005 at 01:40 PM
Thanks for keeping us abreast of these developments.
Posted by: MrDeath | July 14, 2005 at 01:41 PM
Oh, my DEITY they stole 400 RAMPARTS?
Posted by: ArcaneJill | July 14, 2005 at 01:41 PM
Pssst, mister, want some boobs? We gotcher double D's right heah.
Posted by: Giddy | July 14, 2005 at 01:42 PM
when fake breasts are outlawed, only outlaws will have fake breasts...
which will make 'America's Most Wanted' more enjoyable!
Posted by: insomniac | July 14, 2005 at 01:48 PM
Coming soon: Ocean's 13: The Boob Job
Posted by: Bumble | July 14, 2005 at 01:58 PM
Thank goodness this came from Reuters. The US-based wire services would never have published "More than 400 breast implants nipped from postal service van".
Posted by: Moe | July 14, 2005 at 02:00 PM
R.F.T.W.
as a side note, obviously you have never suffered the post childbearing rampart droop.
Posted by: just sayin' | July 14, 2005 at 02:10 PM
Apparently in Brazil, the terrorists have won.
Posted by: Kilmeny | July 14, 2005 at 02:43 PM
I find it vaguely apropos that this revolting development is posted on Bastille Day ... hope no one is bothered by the Frog reference ...
Posted by: U.O | July 14, 2005 at 02:59 PM
Would "Fencing Hot Boobies" bagnfarb?
Nah, I didn't really think so, either...
Posted by: jamester | July 14, 2005 at 03:06 PM
I would throw some in the air and roll around in the big pile of them just like I would do if it was money.
*laughs gleefully, playing in big pile of boobies*
Posted by: tyler | July 14, 2005 at 03:07 PM
Silimed? I wouldn't mind. Mine're Mentors.
shuffles away blushingly
Posted by: Not Giddy | July 14, 2005 at 03:18 PM
So ... I wasn't payin' attention ...
was that 400 total? ... or 400 pairs?
... just askin' ...
Posted by: U.O | July 14, 2005 at 03:18 PM
not giddy...*snork*
Posted by: not sayin' | July 14, 2005 at 03:37 PM
I wonder if the cops will set a booby trap for the criminals...
Posted by: Aunt Nancy's Husband | July 14, 2005 at 04:05 PM
This is what I don't understand.
"...robbed the postal van with implants..." Shouldn't they have used guns or something.
Or maybe I'm missing the calibre question. They may have used 38's or even 45's.
Posted by: igloo | July 14, 2005 at 04:47 PM
OK, I'm just gonna say it...I really, really like boobies. I mean, I really like boobies. This isn't a passing fancy or anything. It's nothing short of adoration. Nipples, too. That is all.
Posted by: Just being honest | July 14, 2005 at 05:49 PM
At least we can take solace in the fact that these criminals will now NEVER leave their apartments.
Posted by: DaBlade | July 14, 2005 at 05:50 PM
(AP) Nashville- Following reports of boobie banditry in Brazil, well-endowed American women are taking countermeasures lest the desire for implants should drive the thieves to seek implants that are already in situ. Dolly Parton's publicist says the Country Music superstar has begun wearing a cast iron bra. Film at 11.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | July 14, 2005 at 06:27 PM
Geez, these guys are living off the flat of the land......
Posted by: Lynn | July 14, 2005 at 07:07 PM
Judi, you posted this story yesterday. But the headline of this one makes it worth the second post! Definetly the headline of the day.
U.O., You're (not your) back! Good to see ya!
Posted by: alanboss | July 14, 2005 at 08:38 PM
"Horrific stories abound in Brazil about the illegal operations, which can cause gangrene and death."
And after the funeral they can't even close the lid to the coffin.
Posted by: bbescuela | July 14, 2005 at 09:30 PM
alanboss -
Yup. I do be here ... lttg, but I'm gonna try to catch up ... new job description (same company, but with weak arm, mostly shop work and driving deliveries) will put me in a lot of travel, tho usually within a day of home ... whatever ...
Was it you that asked me about "which one ... r.e. my musical cousin in LA/Topanga? ... if so, you can check out the movie data base ... he did the music for Orleans and Thanks of a Grateful Nation ... among other stuff ... sorry I din't mention that prior ... one of my daughters hadda remind me about it ...
later ...
Posted by: U.O | July 14, 2005 at 10:42 PM
As sung by the alleged 'security guards' who so far have not been called into question:
"O'er the ramparts we watch... damn, where'd they go?"
Posted by: WriterDude | July 14, 2005 at 11:32 PM
I was previously unaware that there was a breast implant season. Personally, I feel that any time is ramparts time.
Posted by: everysandwich | July 15, 2005 at 02:59 AM
U.O. Yeah, I forgot to tell you that I found him on imdb. Cool! Glad to hear that your bosses found something for you to do one-handed!
Posted by: alanboss | July 15, 2005 at 09:29 PM
Somewhere in the USA there is a fraternity that is having one REALLY good party to celebrate this "raid"
Posted by: T. Blanco | July 18, 2005 at 06:27 PM
Yup. I do be here ... lttg, but I'm gonna try to catch up ... new job description (same company, but with weak arm, mostly shop work and driving deliveries) will put me in a lot of travel, tho usually within a day of home ... whatever ...
Posted by: Padonak | May 02, 2006 at 10:10 AM