WARNING WARNING WARNING
There's going to be a new blog site. We will be moving it this weekend. Well, actually, "we" won't be doing a thing... but the Fabulous ThunderTechs will be moving it this weekend. We have high hopes (BTA) that this will do a lot to stop the spam problem.
We'll post the link, which we hope you'll bookmark (or do whatever it is you do to make sure you can find the blog), here in the final post, later today. All the previous posts (including MOATs) will be moved. And there will be a redirect on this blog for the stragglers.
Any questions?
UPDATE: Remember you can always find the blog from the link at www.davebarry.com.
Nava says the RSS feed will be changing, so you'll have to go to the new blog tomorrow (it should be up about 3:00 Eastern) and get the new link.
Commenting will be shut down at 8 PM Eastern time tonight.
Can I have a cookie?
Posted by: Rick | July 29, 2005 at 09:54 AM
*bows down and kisses the feet of judi, dave and the thunder-techs*
Oh, thank you, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!!
*does happy dance*
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | July 29, 2005 at 09:55 AM
so dave has been scouting around for a new home for the blog, but is minnesotta really the best place? couldn't we go some place tropical?
Posted by: crossgirl | July 29, 2005 at 09:56 AM
I don't get it.
Posted by: Reddsuss | July 29, 2005 at 09:58 AM
Did Judi use the "M" word?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2005 at 10:06 AM
Will it still be linked thru the Herald's website?
Posted by: Suzy Q | July 29, 2005 at 10:06 AM
Will this also end the recent blog feature where posts show up before posts that were already there when the subsequent posts posted? I vote to retain that charmingly mysterious time-shifting feature...you know, the one I just explained so well.
Posted by: Maud | July 29, 2005 at 10:07 AM
***APOCALYPSE!!!*** AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tamara | July 29, 2005 at 10:07 AM
I have a question, Judi. What's the appropriate amount of money to spend on a house warming gift for the Blog's new home?
Posted by: �LabSpecimen� | July 29, 2005 at 10:09 AM
If it's new construction, is it going to have low-flow toilets?
Posted by: djtonyb | July 29, 2005 at 10:11 AM
"Dave Barry the Fabulous ThunderTechs" appearing at a different URL accessible by a computer near you.
Posted by: M.C. | July 29, 2005 at 10:12 AM
should I pack something warm?
Posted by: Dagnabbit | July 29, 2005 at 10:13 AM
Okay, I would like it covered in chocolate...of course, I'd also like to figure out how to type.
Posted by: Charlotte | July 29, 2005 at 10:13 AM
I am frightened; [if you are extraordinarily good-looking, single, and near Georgia,] hold me.
Posted by: Tamara | July 29, 2005 at 10:13 AM
scat: no
suzy: yes
maud: no, we hope not :)
lab: however much a private meeting with adam duritz costs.
Posted by: judi | July 29, 2005 at 10:13 AM
should I pack something warm?
Posted by: Dagnabbit | July 29, 2005 at 10:15 AM
Okay, I would like it covered in chocolate...of course, I'd also like to figure out how to type.
Posted by: Charlotte | July 29, 2005 at 10:16 AM
Judi, if I could afford a private meeting with Adam Duritz, I'd meet him myself, have a chat (mostly about your obsession), get my picture taken with him, and then tell you aaaaaalllll about it. I *might* even let you look at the picture once.
And people say I'm mean. *grin*
Posted by: �LabSpecimen� | July 29, 2005 at 10:32 AM
Does attendance count on our final grade?
Posted by: bbescuela | July 29, 2005 at 10:34 AM
erm what's a MOAT?
Posted by: TN | July 29, 2005 at 10:39 AM
Ok, I have a question:
What will the 'old blog' be called, once the 'newer blog' takes the place of the 'new blog', that is, the 'current' blog?
Confused yet?
Posted by: sct72 | July 29, 2005 at 10:41 AM
Judi, if I could afford a private meeting with Adam Duritz, I'd use it to flush the Lab Specimen down a giant commode.
Posted by: Tamara, Lab's Secret Evil Protege | July 29, 2005 at 10:41 AM
As long as we're not travelling through Heathrow, I can't complain too much.
Posted by: KOW | July 29, 2005 at 10:41 AM
Does this mean more or less pictures of naked men?
Posted by: Somewhere North | July 29, 2005 at 10:42 AM
I am currently eating athis in the hope that "comfort food" will get me through this.....
*plans to get chocolate for later*
Posted by: Eleanor | July 29, 2005 at 10:45 AM
Somewhere North, I sent you an email a couple weeks ago; did you ever receive it?
Posted by: Tamara | July 29, 2005 at 10:46 AM
Rick:
Here's your cookie:
CP="null*"
You just didn't notice it because you have your browser set to automatically accept all cookies.
Posted by: Cookies | July 29, 2005 at 10:47 AM
Tamara - I did. I just usually end up blogging when I am at work. That way I can randomly post while checking e-mail, reading newspapers online, doing quarterly reports, disciplining employees...
Haven't made it to the MOAT yet.
Posted by: Somewhere North | July 29, 2005 at 10:48 AM
Adam Duritz? ADAM DURITZ??????? Do you mean to tell me you find that hairdo attractive? Man, I'll NEVER understand women!
*sulks off*
Posted by: rufus | July 29, 2005 at 10:50 AM
My question:
What is the boiling point of Cesium?
Posted by: Capt Nemo | July 29, 2005 at 10:51 AM
I hope you keep the blog clock just the way it is because there is nothing wrong with the blog clock at all.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | July 29, 2005 at 10:54 AM
judi,
if it's not too much trouble, can you come over and reset my bookmark and defib my rss aggravator?
thanks.
Posted by: Christobol | July 29, 2005 at 10:58 AM
can the new blog be mullet free?
Posted by: homeybeef | July 29, 2005 at 10:59 AM
Speaking of Thunder Down Under, I had red beans and rice for lunch.
Posted by: �LabSpecimen� | July 29, 2005 at 11:00 AM
I'll handle this one Judi:
Cesium's Boiling Point is 944 K (671°C or 1240°F)
Posted by: Monty Zoom | July 29, 2005 at 11:02 AM
Tamara, I'm in Georgia. One out of 3 isn't all bad. My dog is extremely good looking.
Posted by: pogo | July 29, 2005 at 11:04 AM
Will my RSS Alligator have to click twice?
Posted by: casey | July 29, 2005 at 11:04 AM
Casey: click twice, purl once,
Posted by: �LabSpecimen� | July 29, 2005 at 11:05 AM
Woohooo!!!
*starts packing bags...*
Wow... I wondered where that had gone.
Posted by: Lt. Woman(AIH) | July 29, 2005 at 11:14 AM
This doesn't have anything to do with that politician who killed himself or reporter who got fired for it, does it?
Posted by: Brad | July 29, 2005 at 11:22 AM
judi: Will we get one of those automatic redirect things, or will we have to do it our own self?
Posted by: Blogchik | July 29, 2005 at 11:35 AM
Will Dave wear his watch on his left hand now?
Posted by: sct72 | July 29, 2005 at 11:38 AM
Will the "UN" on "UNOFFICIAL" still be crossed off?
Posted by: sct72 | July 29, 2005 at 11:39 AM
Will I still laugh at monkeys?
Posted by: sct72 | July 29, 2005 at 11:39 AM
sct72, only if they fly out of your butt.
Posted by: casey | July 29, 2005 at 11:42 AM
Will I still visit the blog while at work?
Ok, I think I know the answer to that one.
Posted by: sct72 | July 29, 2005 at 11:42 AM
Will I still visit the blog while at work?
Ok, I think I know the answer to that one.
Posted by: sct72 | July 29, 2005 at 11:45 AM
Will I still double post? :)
Posted by: sct72 | July 29, 2005 at 11:49 AM
Woo Hoo.
Cue the Jefferson's theme Music
"We're Movin' on up."
Can I have my own bedroom.
Posted by: Minsc and Boo | July 29, 2005 at 11:54 AM
Blog Goddess and the Thunder Techs would be a really good name for a rock band, by the way. Or a porn flick. It could really go either way.
Posted by: Somewhere North | July 29, 2005 at 11:57 AM
Wait - now the MAIN BLOG is moving?
Aw, fudge....
*packs up all his detritus into student suitcases (aka black garbage bags)*
Judi - what will that do to previously bookmarked links? Will they all redirect?
Posted by: Higgy | July 29, 2005 at 12:10 PM
not ALL will redirect. the blog itself will... and i've emailed mad and djtonyb with the specific M links that will redirect so you can figure out which ones won't a correct your bookmarks. all threads will be there, anyway, so you can find them again if you know the title, date, etc.
Posted by: judi | July 29, 2005 at 12:10 PM
any questions??? yeah. What's the capital of North Dakota?
Seriously - does this mean that the blog will no longer be affiliated with the Miami herald? I know, its been asked before. But inquiring minds wanna know.
Posted by: queensbee | July 29, 2005 at 12:17 PM
thank you judi!!!
Posted by: Leetie | July 29, 2005 at 12:25 PM
*battens down hatches*
*girds*
*secures loose objects and small animals*
*buckles seat belt*
*fastens crash helmet - you know, the one wrapped with tin foil*
*relaxes and waits for move*
*but crosses fingers*
Posted by: neophyte | July 29, 2005 at 12:27 PM
higgy, look at this as an opportunity to spend some quality friday evening time with tcmh. oh, but you've taken care of that, now haven't you? congrats to you and tcpmh on the expectaction of the higglet!
JU
Posted by: Johnny Urinalcakes | July 29, 2005 at 12:31 PM
Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!
I'm going for a ride!
*lunges out door, jumps in back seat, drools out the window*
Posted by: Amy | July 29, 2005 at 12:31 PM
EEEeeeeekkkkkKKKkkkkk!
That is all.
Posted by: wolfie | July 29, 2005 at 12:33 PM
*and clutches my Emotional Support Emu*
Posted by: neophyte | July 29, 2005 at 12:34 PM
*AND my Emotional Support Wolfie*
Posted by: neophyte | July 29, 2005 at 12:37 PM
at Neo ESEmu
Posted by: Mad "about Weasel" Scientist | July 29, 2005 at 12:38 PM
*gets conflicted*
*is scared of emus* emuii? Emues?
*is scared of moving*
*is pleased to be clutched by neo*
Posted by: wolfie | July 29, 2005 at 12:44 PM
I think it's Bismarck, your Queenness.
Posted by: seatazzz | July 29, 2005 at 12:46 PM
umm I was trying to snork at neos emu
oh well
Posted by: Mad "about Weasel" Scientist | July 29, 2005 at 12:54 PM
wolfie!!!!!!!
Can we hug??!!!
{{{{{{{hug}}}}}}}
*waits for hug back - maybe a 3-way with neo - NTTAWWT*
judi - should I take a dramamine??
Posted by: Eleanor | July 29, 2005 at 12:58 PM
I don't have much to say; I just wanted to get one last comment in before the move to URL #3. All of my comments on the last blog have been joined by countless spam messages.
Posted by: Michael Wyszomierski | July 29, 2005 at 01:00 PM
{{{{Eleanor}}}}
*hyperventilates a lil*
Posted by: wolfie | July 29, 2005 at 01:00 PM
*goes around the backs of grocery stores collecting boxes to pack all this crap in*
Posted by: seatazzz | July 29, 2005 at 01:04 PM
Ah, current blog. We knew ye well. Ye've been pretty good to us, and so we salute thee:
****Ladies and Gentlemen, May I Please Call For A Twenty One Neener Salute?****
(I hope 21 loyal bloglits backs me up on this, or I'll feel pretty silly.)
Posted by: Federal Duck | July 29, 2005 at 01:18 PM
Two: Neener!
Posted by: �LabSpecimen� | July 29, 2005 at 01:21 PM
One:
NEENER!
Posted by: Federal Duck | July 29, 2005 at 01:22 PM
Having been born and raised in Florida, I have been prepared since birth for sudden evacuations such as this one.
In times such as these, the main thing to remember is that there is no need for panic, we just need to calmly follow the little blue arrows...
Wait, I AM from Florida...move outta my way, me first, me first...BANG!
Posted by: Jacki | July 29, 2005 at 01:23 PM
NEENER!
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | July 29, 2005 at 01:24 PM
I see your Neener and raise you a Booger
Posted by: wondering | July 29, 2005 at 01:26 PM
My fault on the delayed first neener, I'll pretend I didn't post that.
Posted by: Federal Duck | July 29, 2005 at 01:29 PM
Neener!
and
BOOGER!
Posted by: Leetie | July 29, 2005 at 01:33 PM
!
Posted by: oops | July 29, 2005 at 01:35 PM
NEENER
and
CAR
Posted by: wolfie | July 29, 2005 at 01:37 PM
Awesome!!!!! I'm moving too.. this here's my last day at this job, and finally found full time doing something fabulous!! yippie!
I'll check back to find the new blog's home.
Posted by: Giddy | July 29, 2005 at 01:50 PM
Neener!!!!
Posted by: seatazzz | July 29, 2005 at 01:54 PM
Nanu Naneener!!
Let's see how many Bloglits we can fit in one CAR!
ooooh, and then we can try a Chinese Fire Drill and the first stop light we get to.
But don't be wiping your Boogers on the underneath side of the seats! That is, unless the back of Daves blue shirt is full.
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | July 29, 2005 at 01:56 PM
Seven:
Neener!!
Posted by: Deontologist | July 29, 2005 at 02:03 PM
Is that 3 an AM or PM, judi?
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | July 29, 2005 at 02:07 PM
er, nine.
Posted by: Deon | July 29, 2005 at 02:07 PM
Is that 3 an AM or PM, judi?
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | July 29, 2005 at 02:08 PM
I would neener but being new here I do not know if I rate being a neenerer
Posted by: Minsc and Boo | July 29, 2005 at 02:10 PM
NEENER!
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | July 29, 2005 at 02:10 PM
that's ten for all you historians keeping track.
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | July 29, 2005 at 02:11 PM
NEENER,
CAR,
and BOOGER!
Posted by: Blogchik | July 29, 2005 at 02:20 PM
That was 11.
Now for 12: NEENER.
Posted by: Blogchik | July 29, 2005 at 02:22 PM
Oh, and I know this dates me, but whenever I read "ThunderTechs" I immediately think of "ThunderCats."
ThunderTechs- HO!
Posted by: Blogchik | July 29, 2005 at 02:25 PM
Cheetara was hawt ;)
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | July 29, 2005 at 02:32 PM
100th post, 13th Neener!!!
There, now no one else has to be afraid of bad luck.
Posted by: M.C. | July 29, 2005 at 02:39 PM
*walks in, drops suitcases at the door*
MOVING?!?! I haven't unpacked yet!
Posted by: slyeyes | July 29, 2005 at 02:45 PM
I never throught my first comment would be NEENER, but here we are.
Posted by: adrienne | July 29, 2005 at 02:49 PM
14th NEENER!
*huddles in a corner hugging El, Blogchik, Neo and ummm Neo's emu*
IMPENDING DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Posted by: Marie in Barcelona | July 29, 2005 at 02:51 PM
Everybody sing the doom song! Doom! doom! Doom doom doom!
(PS: Marie, you're #15)
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | July 29, 2005 at 02:57 PM
Never let it be said that when the call went out for "Neeners," I failed in my duty.
Neener.
Posted by: Maud | July 29, 2005 at 02:58 PM
NEENER
(17 I think, but not bothering to number it since it will probably post 5 times and above number 2...at least I hope it is above number 2, not hovering, mind you)
Posted by: Joshkr | July 29, 2005 at 03:24 PM
Only my second blog ever, but
NEENER!
Posted by: blt | July 29, 2005 at 03:33 PM