THE STREETS OF MINNESOTA TEEM WITH STRANGENESS
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July 28, 2005
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Good grief, Dave! I bet you were the only one older than 10 in that line...
Posted by: gfunksizzle | July 28, 2005 at 01:43 PM
This is what Pittsburgh lacks...Dave Barry and...and...I don't know what to call that thing. Is it a puppet? A statue? An underpaid actor in an enormous costume?
On second thought, maybe we just need Dave Barry in Pittsburgh.
Posted by: Melody | July 28, 2005 at 01:49 PM
Good Grief, Dave.
Bring back some of that fertilizer they're obviously using out there in Minnesota.
Like to try sprinkling a little of that down someone's pants.
Posted by: Amy | July 28, 2005 at 01:50 PM
Just stay away from any footballs, kite-eating trees or crabby sisters... ("Crabby Sisters" wbagnfarb)
Posted by: Russell | July 28, 2005 at 01:50 PM
Go ahead, Dave- pull his finger
Posted by: heh heh | July 28, 2005 at 02:03 PM
You're A Good Man, Dave Barry
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | July 28, 2005 at 02:10 PM
feeling compeletely inadequate - all the good charlie brown comments already taken
Posted by: TCK | July 28, 2005 at 02:11 PM
Amy, did you have someone particular in mind?
Posted by: Kilmeny | July 28, 2005 at 02:11 PM
Boy, talk about inadequate - those are some BIG hands.
Posted by: sct72 | July 28, 2005 at 02:15 PM
But WHAT IS DAVE DOING IN MINNESOTA??? Are Michelle and Sophie with him? Did he dismember Ridley and shove him into a wood-chipper machine?
Where is Frances McDormand? We need answers!
Posted by: Guin | July 28, 2005 at 02:17 PM
They have streets in Minnesota? Who knew?
Posted by: qetzal | July 28, 2005 at 02:20 PM
Thanks for posing with Charlie Brown. 5 cents please.
Posted by: Bismuth | July 28, 2005 at 02:24 PM
are there any actual people there, or did you go to toontown?
Posted by: queensbee | July 28, 2005 at 02:44 PM
I think that the most strange thing is the lack of the ubiquitous blue shirt. Minnesota, the new twilight zone.
Posted by: KOW | July 28, 2005 at 02:51 PM
If that's not a blue shirt, it's the bluest white shirt I've ever seen.
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | July 28, 2005 at 03:20 PM
But why is Charlie Brown wearing a beret?
Posted by: bbescuela | July 28, 2005 at 03:32 PM
Happiness is a warm Davie? You're right, all the good Charlie Brown comments are taken.
Do I get bonus points for spelling "you're" correctly?
Posted by: artchick | July 28, 2005 at 03:37 PM
I'll betcha Michelle is there..... He's at the Mega Mall! No woman would miss a chance to shop there, nor would Sophie miss the rides at Camp Snoopy !!!
Me, I've been there enough times to last a life time, and several Credit cards!!
EB
Posted by: EB | July 28, 2005 at 04:11 PM
Dave! You look like you've lost weight! You look good! Now stop or we'll start a Dave needs a sandwich campaign.
Posted by: peoriagrace | July 28, 2005 at 05:53 PM
Kilmeny:
Taking volunteers.
Hands?
Posted by: Amy | July 28, 2005 at 08:36 PM
Dave, are you currenly accepting marriage proposals?
Posted by: Tarah | July 28, 2005 at 10:23 PM
[trumpet] "wawaa wa wawa wa wawa"
Posted by: DaBlade | July 29, 2005 at 03:03 AM
If Dave is losing weight, it must be becuase of the all you can eat lutefisk buffets!
Posted by: Jim M | July 29, 2005 at 03:55 AM
If Dave is losing weight, it must be becuase of the all you can eat lutefisk buffets!
Posted by: Jim M | July 29, 2005 at 03:58 AM
Here Dave, Blockhead needs a break.. so I'll hold the football while YOU run up and kick it this time.
Posted by: Lucy | July 29, 2005 at 06:44 AM
"[trumpet] "wawaa wa wawa wa wawa""
Actually, the famous "voice of adults" on all Peanuts specials was a trombone with a plunger (yes, the same kind of plunger you'd use in the toilet, but preferably not one that had already been used that way).
Posted by: Kev | July 29, 2005 at 06:50 AM
I think Ole Blockhead is wearing the beret (which IS raspberry, I might add... the kind you'd find in a secondhand store...) because the characters are reenacting the episode where Charlie and Linus get a gig reciting beat poetry in a coffeehouse. Poor guy must've suffered some severe finger trauma from all the snapping.
Posted by: Jillywilly | July 29, 2005 at 07:27 AM
Why does Charlie Brown seem to be wearing a beret? Is this the French version?
Posted by: Mike "Mad's Dork" Weasel | July 29, 2005 at 12:40 PM